Alex Pwns J00
"That Really Hot Writer Chick"

Female
18 years old
FORT PIERCE, Florida
United States



Last Login:7/18/2008
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    Alex Pwns J00's Interests
GeneralWriting, music, reading, writing, beta-reading, chatting, writing, NaNoWriMo, writing, medieval stuff, being completely insane with various friends, talking about everything and nothing to other friends, meeting new people, writing, cooking, fanfiction, the list goes on....By the way, did I mention writing?
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MusicPrince of Tennis music, TATU, Vitas, Dima Bilan, Mozart (especially his opera, The Magic Flute), KT Tunstall, Nightwish, Gackt, Enya, Leaves' Eyes, Blackmore's Night, RENT, The Phantom of The Opera, Panic! At the Disco, Irish music, Moulin Rouge, Shakira, Savage Garden, Enya, Boyzone, Westlife, LOTR, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Leeann Rimes, Nana Mouskouri, The Pipettes, Ozone, Elton John, Death Cab For Cutie, Bon Jovi, The Beatles, Cascada, Billy Joel, ABBA, classical music (Pachelbel's Kanon), Greek folk music, French folk music, Greenday...
MoviesMirrormask, V for Vendetta, Constantine, The Devil Wears Prada, Waydowntown, Moulin Rouge, Lord of the Rings, etc.
TelevisionPrince of Tennis, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel: the Series, Firefly, Will and Grace... Don't watch much TV.
Books Fragile Things, The Art of War, Anansi Boys, American Gods, Stardust, Neverwhere, Good Omens, Smoke and Mirrors, Sandman, Dante's Divine Comedy, Terry Pratchett's Discworld, The Chronicles of Chrestomanci, The Dark Lord of Derkholm, Year of the Griffin, No Plot? No Problem!, Take Joy: The Writer's Guide to Loving the Craft, The Courage to Write, Writing Down the Bones, other books about writing...

I also read lots of fanfiction.
Favorite fanfic authors and favorite work of theirs:
(All of these are Prince of Tennis fandom) Branch, Reposoir, Reddwarfer, Whisper, Yuki_scorpio, Rancidmelody, Ice_killer, Muzivitch, Epigrammist, Kishmet--too many to list at the moment, will amend later.

HeroesNeil Gaiman, Grace-wifey, Chris Baty, anyone who finished NaNoWriMo, my Muses, and a couple of my friends who have been there for me through too much drama--they know who they are.
Groups: The ~JOSHY~ Fan ClubWho loves Thomas?

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     Alex Pwns J00's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Fort Pierce
Body type:5' 10" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Student / Student Tutor / Writer
Income:Less than $30,000

   Alex Pwns J00's Schools
Indian River Community College
Ft Pierce, FL
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: English
 

2006 to Present

   Alex Pwns J00's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Novelist
<a href="http://www.nanowrimo.org">NaNoWriMo </a>ROCKS YOUR WORLD, BISHES! I write High Fantasy, poetry, and I am extremely proud to say that I wrote the script for NaNoWriMo: The Musical! Yes, thank you, thank you...



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   Alex Pwns J00's Blurbs
About me:

Right, I've decided to rewrite this because it was really stupid before. :)
And also antisocial. Ahem.

Here's the short version: Hello! I love you! I'm a writer, sometime-poet, occasional-artist, and devil's advocate. I'm a total heathen, and renowned throughout the land as the World's Best Faghag. No, really. Go ask Brock, he'll tell you.

Here's the long version. You know. XD For those who care enough to read it:

The reviews are in! See what the critics are saying!
Arii has received rave reviews! These are only a few examples of what critics are saying: "This is Ri (or Alex, or Arii, depending on where you met her). Ri is shiny. Say hi, Ri. Ri insists I write something a little more coherent, so, er. Ri is addicted to Prince of Tennis, but doesn't write enough fanfiction. She refuses to like pretty frenchboys, which SUCKS. She has a strange fondness for Neil Gaiman- or is it Terry Prachett, I can never remember?" --Viya (a best friend, Muse) "She spends most of her time running her mind and fingers ragged, constantly planning and deciphering new writing assignments to challenge her superb writing talent. She finds the joy in everything–from learning impossible dialogues in Chinese to studying for that intense trigonometry test. She knows how to make school and learning interesting in an almost playful and everyday manner She's always willing to help a friend in need (most prominently in English tutoring ;D), and she knows how to help people bring back the confidence they have lost due to poor grades and misunderstandings. It's hard to write about her. She's like... a goddess of writing. She has that little edge that allows her to know exactly how to organize her thoughts and put them into words that almost everyone lacks." --Tracy, wifey #14 "Arii has more wives than she has fingers and enjoys acquiring more. She also enjoys red shoes, writing, and megane boys. She is a talented writer with highly attractive hair who occasionally threatens to take over the world." --Shi, Wifey The First
Okay, now more about me, but written by me.
I write novels; I participate every year in NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month). I have been hailed as Queen of the English Class. I'm majoring in English and Foreign languages. I took two semesters of Spanish (enough to stumble a few extremely simple conversations--I have no passion for Spanish) and this semester (Spring of '08) I will be taking Chinese 2 (and, hopefully, Chinese 3 as well. I DO SO LOVE CHINESE! *dance*) I have been told I have a beautiful singing voice, but on the other hand, I've also been told I sound like a dying cat. Beauty is in the ear as well as the eye, I suppose.

I like to tell people I've got more than my share of common sense, and also an iron-bound sense of morals. In truth, all I've got are a crowd of gayboys who would KILL ME DEAD if I did something stupid, and an iron-bound sense of justice and fair play.

On that note: If you're homophobic or you don't like hearing all about my boys, the door is that way. You know those mothers who whip out pictures of their kids at any possible opportunity? Yeah, that's me with my queerlings.
If you're gay and you won't annoy me to pieces over a long period of time (unlikely, but you never know. I'm pretty easy to get along with) please, please let me take care of you. :D Actually, that goes for anyone.

I'm scary and very strange. I cannot stress this enough. Goodness, didn't you figure it out already? An linguistics geek with an obsession for pretty, gay, Japanese tennis bishies, and also surrounded by a crowd of fags? And you don't think I'm insane yet! Good god, man, even my beard-growers speak of it freely! I love mucking about with astrology. I *ADORE* Prince of Tennis (Rikkai Dai Fuzoku Chuu PWNS your tennis team, bitch!) I don't care much for intense science unless it's well written. I don't like people who only ever talk about one thing. I don't like pretentious people. I cannot stand people who fufill clique stereotypes (emos, preps, goths, rappers, ALL OF YOU-- my god, would you stop being such paper dolls? Having a wide and VARIED personality is a good thing!) I use big words, talk about big ideas, and have big passions. I'm both loud and quiet. I like nothing more than to take care of my guys (the straight ones too, and the ones who are actually female) when they're down. I love both literature and commercial fiction. Ninety-nine percent of the time, I don't know what pop culture is. I'm very affectionate; sometimes it only takes a few days before I'm declaring that you are my bosom buddy and our love, it is eternal.

Who I'd like to meet:
Neil Gaiman. My fans (when I get my novels published). And you! I want to know you. IM me! .. Mistress Ariaste MSN: dragonstar (at) bellsouth (dot) net Y!: ariaste_of_the_elves

   


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Venedlor





Mar 20 2008 5:32 PM

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phoenixonfire2003





Dec 30 2007 8:39 PM

hey
phoenixonfire2003





Dec 24 2007 12:26 PM

MyHotComments.com
MyHotComments
merry Christmas
she drives a stick





Sep 18 2007 3:24 PM

my goodness men are dirt.
Andy of Wonders





Aug 26 2007 12:57 PM

Let's not fight anymore, darling. I throw myself at your feet in contrition.
Franki ♪♫





Aug 9 2007 1:38 PM

hey love
what was that song you said i should learn on guitar that you would sing along to? i think it was at the end of a movie
B<rock>





Jul 5 2007 8:11 PM

Alex my dear, HI

-MIKEY-
B<rock>





Jul 5 2007 8:11 PM

Alex my dear, HI

-MIKEY-
Pricella





Jun 3 2007 1:34 PM

Hey chicka, what's been happenin'?
jAkE





Jun 2 2007 8:41 PM

wats up? what u do this weekend?
s h a n n o n





May 16 2007 4:54 AM

Hey Alex! I hope you are enjoying your summer so far! :D
Franki ♪♫





Apr 26 2007 2:35 PM

my boom booms were a smash at gsa
thanx for the reciepe
jAkE





Apr 10 2007 4:59 PM

Hey whats up? comment me back
jAkE





Apr 10 2007 4:46 PM

Hey whats up? comment me back
Ickasska





Apr 5 2007 6:28 PM

OMFG!!.... bonfires!!
Andy of Wonders





Mar 29 2007 8:39 PM

Ohmygosh gorgeous new picture, Noodle. I lurve it. And you, you polygamous carbohydrate, you.
jAkE





Mar 8 2007 10:53 PM

hey The Bitch Goddess see my naked photo shoot i just did Click Here
GAYRYAN hates you





Feb 27 2007 4:38 AM

happy birthday my love!!!
GAYRYAN hates you





Feb 27 2007 4:38 AM

happy birthday my love!!!
Psynthetyk Infektion


Is Online


Feb 25 2007 8:20 PM


Hey, I wanted to tell you that you are (extra + extra + extra + super)(5)^7. Hey, I meant to ask, how did you like Rocky Horror? Just wondering. Anyways, tata!!!
Andy of Wonders





Feb 23 2007 6:42 AM

Hey, pookie,
I heard a rumor that your birfday was coming up.
Shall I write you something pretty? Tell me your favorite kink.

<3
~JOSHY~ UNBOUND





Feb 22 2007 1:03 PM

Bruce





Feb 2 2007 3:44 PM

You are another digit on my friends counter. I hope you are happy.
Psynthetyk Infektion


Is Online


Feb 1 2007 10:18 PM

You called upon me, and now your added! What's up?
jAkE





Jan 30 2007 4:15 PM

Hey whats up?
alexmurzz





Dec 26 2006 10:13 AM

hi,i hope you had happy holidays
Franki ♪♫





Dec 24 2006 9:06 AM

any breakthrus w/ my search? if so call me or send a message. im off of work today and tuesday. o 577 1798 is my cell no. ttyl alex

~FRANK~
~Danny~ ( OK fine, I did it... )





Dec 14 2006 8:26 PM

hiya, Alex, i dont know if ill make it to the bonfire....sorry.... but ya gimme a call some time so we can chat, or maybe call me and get me on I.M. so it dosnt cost tones of money to talk
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Dec 14 2006 10:47 AM

p.s cant wait for the bonfire.
kiss number two for you and a night of stress relief for me, sounds encouranging.
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Dec 14 2006 10:46 AM

dear mrs. dove..... lol
someone got kissed yesturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your now non virgin kisser.
we need to talk, details!
congrats!!!!!!!!! its sorta wierd yet breath taking at the same time, i remmeber my first kiss, and it wasnt as naughty as yours, you know what they say, the quiet ones are the most naughty freaky girls.
love ya sooooo much alex, your a great freind, and call me!
B<rock>





Dec 12 2006 3:09 PM

Trash-I-am!
Call-me-Trash!
That Call-me-Trash!
That Call-me-Trash!
I do not like
that Call-me-Trash!


Would you like
some Potter slash?

I do not like it,
Call-me-Trash.
I do not read
that Potter slash.

Would you like some
Draco/Ron?


I would not like some
Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their
clothes back on.
I do not like
that Potter slash.
I do not like it,
Call-me-Trash.


Would you like some
Lupin/Black?
Naked Remus
on his back?


I would not like some
Lupin/Black.
I think I'd have
a heart attack.
I would not like some Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their
clothes back on.
I do not like that Potter slash.
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.


Would you read
a Seamus scene?
Can you see him
shagging Dean?

No Seamus/Dean.
That's quite obscene.
No Lupin/Black.
No heart attack.
I would not read that Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their clothes back on.
I would not read that Potter slash.
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Would you? Could you?
Harry/Snape?
Read it! Read it!
No escape!

I would not,
Could not,
Harry/Snape.

You may like it.
It's so good.
You may like this
Percy/Wood.

I would not, could not Percy/Wood.
Nor Harry/Snape! Don't think they should.
I do not like that Seamus/Dean.
I do not like it, sight unseen.
I do not like that Lupin/Black.
No naked Remus on his back.
I do not like that Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their clothes back on.
I do not like that Potter slash.
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Try James! Try James!
Try James! Try James!
Could you, would you,
Lucius/James?

No Lucius/James! No Percy/Wood!
No Harry/Snape! Trash! Understood?
I would not, could not, Seamus/Dean.
I would not, could not, it's obscene.
I will not read that Lupin/Black.
I think I'd have a heart attack.
I will not read that Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their clothes back on.
I do not read that Potter slash.
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Say!
George on Fred?
Or Fred on George?
Would you, could you, Fred and George?

I would not, could not,
Fred and George.

Would you read some
twincest games?

I would not read those twincest games.
Not George and Fred. Not Lucius/James.
Not Harry/Snape. Not Percy/Wood.
I do not like them, Trash. No good.
Not Lupin/Black. No Seamus scene.
No heart attack. No shagging Dean.
I will not read that Draco/Ron.
They can all go put their clothes back on!

You do not like that Potter slash?

I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Snape and Lupin
in the Tower?

I would not want them
in the Tower!

Or Harry/Draco
in the shower?

I could not watch them in the shower.
Or Snape and Lupin in the Tower.
I will not read the twincest games.
I will not read that Lucius/James.
No Fred and George! No Percy/Wood!
No Harry/Snape! That understood?
I do not like that Seamus scene.
I do not like him shagging Dean.
I will not read that Lupin/Black.
No naked Remus on his back.
I do not like that Draco/Ron.
It simply DOESN'T TURN ME ON!

[*insert total collapse here*]

I do not like that Potter slash!
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

You do not like it.
So you squick.
Try it! Try it!
It's not sick.
Try it - and it just might click.

Trash!
If you will go away,
I will try it.
Make my day.

[*insert very, very nervous look here*]

[* R E A D I N G *]

Trash!
I like this Potter slash!
I do! I like it, Call-me-Trash!
Get Harry/Draco in the shower.
And Snape with Lupin in the Tower... with Fred and George. Then Lucius/James.
And Harry/Snape. And Percy/Wood.
These fics are really, really good!
So I will read that Seamus scene.
I want to see him shagging Dean.
And I will read that Lupin/Black
with naked Remus on his back.
And I will read some Draco/Ron.
All these pairings TURN ME ON!

I do so like
this Potter slash!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Call-me-Trash!

~by Minerva McTabby




I thought you would appreciate this as much as I do.
-B
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Dec 5 2006 10:33 AM

oh look who leaves you a comment, me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thats right, me!
your a wonderful writer darlin. love the page, its awsome background, reminds me of a lost painting that has found its home with miss alex and her world of creativity. anyways, love ya lots doll. li.
panda.





Nov 30 2006 10:58 AM

hey sorry i couldn't stop by to chat while i was at the asc lab, had to rush outta there! cant wait to take creative writing with u, muahz
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