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Ari Shaffir
Stand-Up / Explicit/Raw / Mainstream
Arithegreat.com

Male
35 years old
Los Angeles
United States



Last Login: 7/15/2009
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   Ari Shaffir's Comedian Bio
BioAmongst other work, Ari Shaffir is probably most well known for a series of comedy works entitled The Amazing Racist (the title is a play on that of reality television show The Amazing Race). In these shorts the Amazing Racist is seen acting in a manner which is overtly and ironically racist. Shaffir filmed many of his offensive encounters for the DVD, National Lampoon’s Lost Reality. They were then ripped to the internet by hundreds of different nerds and then seen by millions of people. Watching the videos makes many people laugh and many people very angry. Ari gets death threats at least once a week and loves them all. If you haven’t seen the videos, Google him. And please don’t watch them at work because you’ll get fired. Ari has also been featured on the TBS show Minding the Store, ESPN Classic’s Cheap Seats, The Latino Laugh Festival on SiTV, has made a few appearances on the Opie and Anthony radio show (including the greatest day of radio of all time – The Baby Bird), and you probably have seen him on one of the many national commercials he has done over the years. Ari’s first love is standup, though, and he is a regular at all the major clubs in Los Angeles. For the last few years he has been touring nationally with Joe Rogan. Ari tends to describe his comedy as a puppet show, but way filthier and without the puppets. Ari wrote this biography, so every time it says “Ari did this” or “Ari did that” it’s really Ari writing it about himself. Ari feels like a tool for having done that. Please don’t come to the show if you’re easily offended or if you don’t like hearing Jews tell awful stories about sexual misconduct or if you hate fun. Everyone else, please do come.
Websitearishaffir.com or arithegreat.com
InfluencesDon Barris, Joey Diaz, Joe Rogan, Freddy Soto, My Rabbis, My Friends, My Family, Your Stupid Face.
MembersI like watching really good stand up comedy.
TV ShowsI’m too dirty for TV. I was once on Mexican television for standup, but that’s as close as I’ll probably ever get. I do a lot of commercials though. Oh, and I guess I've done episodes of Cheap Seats (no longer on the air) Minding the Store (no longer on the air) and Family Business (no longer on the air). I'm way prouder about my appearances on Opie and Anthony.
FilmsAaaahahahahahahaha! Suck it.
AlbumsI've been too lazy to put one together. Hopefully soon, though.

    Ari Shaffir's Interests
GeneralThis is a training montage for my upcoming mma debut against fellow comedian Ryan Oneill. My training regimen is unorthodox but affective. I will pummel him. This video is retarded. And notice the Chris Rock cameo.
MusicNirvana makes me cry.
MoviesPulp Fiction makes me cry.
TelevisionFreaks and Geeks makes me cry.
BooksThe Stranger makes me cry.
HeroesSuperchunk for turning down the major labels. Doug Stanhope for turning down the major comedy clubs. Opie and Anthony for standing up for a competitor's right to free speech. My ex-girlfriend for having the abortion. Darnel Valentine for taking care of that coward Pat Tillman.
Groups: Stand Up Is DeadThe Crooked Bar AlumniWindy City HeatMen who love women who can't read!!!!Red Wing Fighter PilotsComedy Time Network TapingsJay Davis Fan ClubGamers The Movie

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     Ari Shaffir's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Silver Spring, MD
Body type:6' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Standup Comedian

   Ari Shaffir's Schools
University Of Maryland-College Park
College Park, MARYLAND
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
 

1995 to 1998
Yeshiva University
New York, NEW YORK
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1994 to 1995
Charles E. Smith Jewish Day Sc
Rockville, MARYLAND
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1990 to 1992
Hebrew Academy
Rockville,Maryland
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1984 to 1990


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 14 2009 7:00P
Just For Laughs @ Club Soda Montreal
Jul 15 2009 7:00P
Just For Laughs @ Club Soda Montreal
Jul 16 2009 7:00P
Just For Laughs @ Club Soda Montreal
Jul 17 2009 7:00P
Just For Laughs @ Club Soda Montreal
Jul 18 2009 7:00P
Just For Laughs @ Club Soda Montreal
Jul 19 2009 7:00P
Just For Laughs @ Club Soda Montreal
Jul 20 2009 7:00P
Montreal Comedy Festival Montreal
Jul 21 2009 7:00P
Montreal Comedy Festival Montreal
Jul 22 2009 7:00P
Montreal Comedy Festival Montreal
Jul 23 2009 7:00P
Just For Laughs @ Club Soda Montreal

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   Ari Shaffir's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a stand up comedian. That's what I love doing. I like doing other things, but none as much as stand up. In my spare time, I'll do some acting, try to meet (and sleep with) girls, play poker, train in jiu-jitsu, play basketball, waste time on MySpace, waste time on the internet, illegally download television shows, music and movies, watch illegally downloaded television shows and movies, listen to illegally downloaded music, fuck with telemarketers, and sleep.
Who I'd like to meet:
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Jul 13 2009 6:46 PM

Look forward to checking out your page!
Meredith





Jul 13 2009 1:30 AM

Youporn, pot, AND poker?! I think I like you Ari :)
Dionysus





Jul 13 2009 12:30 AM

thanks, love.
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Jul 11 2009 6:50 PM


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Jul 7 2009 4:08 PM

Thanks for the interview, Ari. Next time you're in Dallas we'll get some fighters in and talk MMA.
Chris [TWA Empire Out 9/21]





Jul 5 2009 8:14 PM

hey, where can i find amazing racist videos I can only find one of them on youtube.
Joseph





Jul 3 2009 4:52 AM

Had a great time at your show Saturday night, you guys were awesome. And thanks for the greatest signature ever. It's quite the conversation starter, since I get to explain to people that, "No, Joe Rogan did not sign 'Jews Killed Jesus' on my shirt."
Carl "Dye Sub" Sharkey





Jul 3 2009 4:10 AM

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Jul 3 2009 3:15 AM

I UNVEIL CARLOS MENSTRUATION I DONT KNOW IF UVE SEEN THIS ALREADY BUT PROLLY FAST FORWARD TO 1:19 HES ON A BELLY BURNER INFO MERCIAL BWAHAHAHAH

Stan





Jul 1 2009 9:58 PM

Thank you for befriending me! :) Feel welcome at my page anytime :)
miss ABBY





Jul 1 2009 3:40 PM

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Jun 30 2009 10:36 PM

Peace & Love!!!
jamie





Jun 25 2009 5:17 PM

i can't believe you're doing a headlining set in dallas and i didn't know about it til your tweet. addison improv has offered me 4 free tix to see you! (although 2 tix to see you and 2 tix to see rogan would've been totally tits. sigh)
you are totally worth a 5 hour drive and sleeping in my car after the show, sir. do you think the improv would mind if i slept in their parking lot? ha.
can't wait!
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Jun 25 2009 7:33 AM

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Jun 23 2009 3:54 PM

I love you Ari Shaffir.
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Jun 15 2009 6:22 AM

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Jun 13 2009 7:56 PM

Thanks for the friendship! Have a happy day filled with sweet music!
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Jun 11 2009 11:22 PM

thanx 4 addin
check out my mixes when u get a chance
tell ya friends to add me
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Jun 11 2009 8:23 PM

u made it out of nashvegas w/o getting beat down by a crowd of drunk rednecks! congrats! i'll volunteer to be your personal redneck translator next time u are here.
Squirts MacIntosh





Jun 10 2009 10:54 PM

Sup dude, I caught your show in Nashville last weekend. You were funny as shit!!! Joe was good, but you should have been the headliner!! Keep up the funny shit.
jamie





Jun 9 2009 5:38 PM


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Jun 5 2009 1:18 PM

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Jun 5 2009 12:15 PM

lol its australia duh! Haha dorko :P
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Jun 4 2009 10:18 PM

Thx 4 the add!
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