Dumpster Divin, Droppin it like its hot, Travelin, Thuggin, Clubbin, Talkin, Smokin, Drinkin, Hittin up the roller rinks, keeping my body tight and toned cuz this is how we do it where I'm from!
RIP TUPAC ~~ every breath I take, I'm missing you. The best rapper ever 2PAC.
Music
Hip Hop Harry, Pancakes at the Disco, Sir Mix Alot, 2Pac, MC PeePants, Sir Loin, Little Brittle and the C-Bag, Rappin' 4-tay, Digital Underground, Vanilla Ice, Snow, MC Shan, DJ Jazzy Jeff (I Hate the Fresh Prince though, but my brother Prince loves him because he says "we have the same name").
Confessions of a Thug, Bratz, Harsh Times, Rocky Balboa, Hustle & Flow, Havoc, Thug Life Mountain, Love & A Bullet, New Jack City, Dead Presidents, Armadillos in the Hood, 8 Mile, Get Rich or Die Poor, Leprechan in the Hood, Cool as Ice, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II, Bride of Chucky, Land Before Time, Breakin', Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo, Rappin', Last Dragon, House Party 2, Scarface, Glitter, Pee Wee's Big Adventure... basically any pimped out flick that is crazy, sexy, cool and off the hook. NOT Happy Feet or Charlotte's Web. Those are stupid movies my baby brother Prince likes. Oh yeah, Over the Hedge is BAD ASS! (I am in that, the main character. He is a thug armadillo like me).
*****THIS WEEKS QUESTION: One of my fan's wrote in:
DEAR MARK: HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
Dear Reader: I mostly eat out of the dumpster. You would not believe the stuff people throw away! I have trouble keeping weight on but my brother Prince has the opposite problem. He wears a size XXXL Preemie!
Thanks for writing! Your friend, Markowitz!
*****NEW QUESTION EVERY WEEK. SEND ME YOUR QUESTIONS****
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Masterminds, According to Jim, Yes Dear, Sex and the City, The Sopranos, Pimp my Ride, and 60 Minutes.
NOT the Home Shopping Network or QVC -- that is my baby brother Prince! He thinks he is cool because he has a mohawk!
Books
Giant and Blender magazine.
Heroes
OG thugs like Che Guevara, Malcolm X, Pancho Villa, Jesse James, Bugsy Siegel, Marcus Garvey, Thomas Edison, and my mom and dad.
Here is a drawing I am working on of my favorite super heroes! - the Aqua Teen Hunger Force! They can whup Batman, Superman, Spider-Man and just about anybody, but El Santo, Hellboy, Awesome X, Madballs, He-Man and Tank Girl. (PS -- Stop emailing me, the answer is NO I will never finish the drawing!!)
WhatUpThug.com's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking
Body type:
0' 6"
Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About me:
I come from the streets... The mean streets of Southeast Texas. Born and raised till the age of 2 in the Houston Airport Gift Shop. Right now I kick it in Las Vegas with my loving ma and chubby-chasing pa!
I just opened my own video store stocked full of VHS for every type of person and family to enjoy!
I was my Mom's favorite until she gave birth to Prince -- now I am Dad's favorite and Mom worships Prince.
There's Me (the thug), Prince (the rocker-horse) and 2 dogs that control the whole operation!
I am wise beyond my years. Since I have been just about everywhere, I know many answers to life's questions!
Hit me up if you need any of these questions answered for you or if you just plain need advice! This trustworthy armadillo is always here for you!
I need the practice -- I might be doing an advice column on WhatUpThug.com soon.
I am Mr. Miyagi, Splinter, Yoda, Meatwad and the late & great Makaveli all rolled into one (and handsome as hell...awwww yeah! throw it up! I cant see ya!)
I am Jewish by birth but right now I aint practicing much of nothing but thug life, so do not get on my bad side as I have a few mental disorders.
Right now I am single after coming out of a bad relationship and I am looking for Ms. Right and/or Ms. Right NOW!
Last, but not least I want to give a shout out to the playa Tom for making Myspace happen and giving me the opportunity to spread my word to the world.
Peace,
MarKoWitZ
IT AINT EASY BEIN A THUG!
R.I.P James Brown (Yes, it IS a man's world!! --no
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