Easter. That fake plastic grass. Eggs. Chocolate. Bunnies. Mass-production. Baskets.
Music
Everything sounds better with Peeps. Why don't emo kids sing about going to the store and finding out that the Peeps are sold out? Forget the ex-girlfriends... having no Peeps is something really worth crying over.
Made-Up Band Name of the Moment:
The Llama Pimps
Playlist of the Moment:
No playlist right now; hang on, we're working on a fancy new one.
Jaimie and the Magic Acoustic Stairwell:
Joshua James in Chicago:
Movies
Television
TV show of the moment: Lost is making my head hurt.
TV show of a moment ago: It's official. Television hates Mars. All Mars. Mars Bars, look out, because you're next...
Books
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies takes Jane Austen's 19th-century romance novel and drops it into a world where zombies roam the countryside. Our plucky heroine Elizabeth is tough, feisty, and smart- but does that big juicy brain of hers make her a target? Sparring with the hordes of undead is easy- but sparring with Mr. Darcy turns out to be a much harder task...
The Zombie Survival Guide. A brilliant spoof of both zombie movies and survival guides. What's the deal with the undead? How do you kill them? What's the best weapon? Where should you hole up when the big invasion takes place? Remember: tear down your staircase!
"Catch-22." It's a tough read at the start, but builds and builds upon itself in a very nice fashion. It's also a strange book in that, given today's sepia-toned nostalgia surrounding World War II, it has a much darker story to tell.
"The Boys from Joes." In 1929, the basketball team from tiny Joes, Colorado won the state championship. At the time, Joes HS had a total enrollment of 36. The ten players practiced early in the morning, before school and after farm chores, on a court outside the school (Joes had no gym). Their coach was also a teacher, the school principal, and the band leader, and had never played a single game of basketball- everything he knew about the game came from a book he ordered through a mail-order catalog.
About me: I enjoy hanging out with my four best pals. You might say we're joined at the hip, but that's not really true. We don't really have hips. Some people prefer me fresh; others prefer me after I've been around for a while.
YOUR CURRENT SECRET AGENT ASSIGNMENT - 19 AUGUST 2009
Open the local newspaper to Page 12 and circle every 15th letter. This will reveal the location of your next assignment. If the letters reveal nothing but gibberish, it is a trap and you should instead report to headquarters for further information.
Who I'd like to meet: People who won't torture me by putting me in the microwave. Yeah, I get real big. It's not funny, OK? Maybe for you, but the comedown is very, very harsh.
I think u'll enjoy this one. It's pretty cool but also a little creepy too LOL. You'll need to follow these directions EXACTLY to get the proper results. Put the followwing into the address-bar of your web-browser. Type ur favorite number between 1 and 999 & then type a dot & then type your favorite color & then type a dot & then type one word that best describes your mood & then type a dot & then type the word retwistic & then type a dot & then type com & then click enter. Let me know how it turns out for you.
Ummm...I didn't get any myspace message?? I'm home but it took FOREVER!!! My Denver flight was delayed, so the connecting was missed and so on. On the interesting side, I heard the passenger behind me tell the flight attendant to "shut up and go away" when told to shut off his phone. And also, "leave me alone." Ummm...I didn't know we were all in YOUR cave, Mr. Passenger Behind Me Who's A Douche."
<br />*ring ring* Hello, phone service company? No, I don't want HDTV, I'm calling because another one of those pesky kids is calling me again.<br /><br />Hello? <br /><br />What do you mean I can't have a peep-hole installed in my phone?
