Arnie Ellis
Rated R / Stand-Up / Other
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Stretch out with your feelings...
Male
38 years old
Orlando, FLORIDA
United States
Last Login: 10/21/2009
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Mood:
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Arnie Ellis's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Because of a woeful lack of physical size and strength, Arnie auditioned for the school play his freshman year of high school instead of playing football. His penchant for reading, thinking and feeling served him very well on stage instead of making him the victim he would’ve been if surrounded by jocks in the locker room.
After receiving a B.F.A. in Acting from Florida State University, Arnie moved to Orlando, latched onto the Disney teat, and began dabbling in one of his many loves-- stand-up comedy.
Now, Arnie has begun his comedic grail quest. Armed with arcane teachings from a mysterious mentor, Arnie has become custodian of secret plans that will help topple the evil empire and restore freedom to the galaxy... | | Website | arnieellis.net | | Influences | Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Dana Gould, Brian Regan, Simon Magus, Rumi, William Shakespeare, Joseph Campbell, and The Apostle Paul | | Albums | Post No Ills (2003); To Be Young, Pseudo-Intellectual, And White (2005); Legend In His Own Mind (Coming Soon) |
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Arnie Ellis's Interests
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| General | All of the visual and performing arts, literature, music, movies, comic books, gaming and food. I started out pretty much a geeky avid reader, into fantasy/sci-fi, role playing games, etc., and now..... I'm the same, but with mileage. | | Music | Everything, but especially metal, prog, jazz, new age, classical, and blues. | | Movies | Too many, but I will mention that "Somewhere In Time" was the first movie to make me weep like a baby. | | Television | Too many, but I will mention that "Jack Frost" was the first Rankin/Bass holiday special to make me weep like a baby. | | Books | Too many, but I will mention that the Yale Shakespeare was the first book to make me weep like a baby.... because I dropped it on my foot. Read "The Laughing Jesus" by Timothy Freke and Peter Gandy. | | Heroes | Gene Kelly, Bill Hicks, Simon Magus, Morihei Ueshiba, Miyamoto Musashi, the Dalai Lama, Steve Vai, Joseph Campbell, Plato, King Arthur, Captain Ettiene Navarre, and Green Lantern. |
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Arnie Ellis's Details
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| Status: | Divorced | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Pensacola, FL | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Catholic | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Actor/Writer/Comedian |
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Arnie Ellis's Schools
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Florida State University
Tallahassee,Florida
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: B.F.A. Acting/Theatre
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Escambia High School
Pensacola,Florida
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama (Encore), Scholar's Bowl, Speech, Science Club, French Club
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Arnie Ellis's Latest Blog Entry
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Happy Samhain (Which Means The Song Remains The Same)
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Man On Wire
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arnieellis.com -- Gee, I’m worth... something?
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Arnie Ellis's Blurbs |
About me:
I'm an actor/writer/comedian living in Orlando, FL. However, the philosophy of Gnosticism dictates that I'm ALSO an eternal luminous being of spirit observing the life-dream, forever connected to the great good, the eternal oneness from which we all spring, thus supporting the idea of logos (often translated as "word" in the bible,) that separateness is an illusion. We are all one. I prefer this and/with thinking to the soul-depleting either/or malady many call life. And now, here's some jokes.....
Check out my website: http://www.arnieellis.net
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Who I'd like to meet:
People, but if you're not a person, that's cool... I won't take it personally.
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