"I had some metaphors,
That I was gonna lay on you,
To show that I was erudite,
And sensitive to human plight;
This used to be a long song,
This used to be a long song now it's not..."
From Long Song, by Patrick Pemberton.
DESERT ISLAND DISCS (in no particular order and in no way comprehensive)
Prolong The Magic by Cake; Gratitude by Earth, Wind & Fire; Aja by Steely Dan; Monk's Music by Thelonius Monk; Funkentelechy vs The Placebo Syndrome by Parliament; Vivid by Living Colour; Abbey Road by The Beatles; Songs In The Key Of Life by Stevie Wonder; The Isleys Live by The Isley Brothers; Big World by Joe Jackson; All in All by Earth, Wind and Fire; Graceland by Paul Simon; Flood by They Might Be Giants; Solid Gold-James Brown's Greatest Hits; Bee Gees Greatest Hits; Slave by Slave; Aliens Ate My Buick by Thomas Dolby; The Beatles (White Album); I could go on...but I won't.
Books
From Pogo to Plato-Just Read, Baby!
Heroes
Genoa salami, mortadella, thin sliced pepperoni, capicolla or better yet prosciutto if you have it, and provolone cheese served with lettuce, tomato, onions, and peppers with an olive oil dressing. On second thought, hold the peppers.
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