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Matty the Terrible
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Serving fresh jokes to the public since last month
Male
36 years old
Colorado Springs, Colorado
United States
Last Login: 10/14/2009
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Matty the Terrible's Interests
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| General | Kittens, cuddly kissing, romantic evenings and total world domination.
I also enjoy looking luridly at my hot wife. Yowza. | | Music | Guitar comedy. You know, like the Fuzzy Carrot Nipples. I'd also like to point out that Def Leppard is the world's greatest band ever. No, I'm not kidding. The next time you feel the need to listen to Bono drone on about nameless streets or some other piffle, just reflect on these TRULY meaningful lyrics:
"A little bit of lovin' goes a long long way,
Gotta get it on if you really wanna get 'er,
Never ever wait, it's a little too late,
Love 'er like a man, make 'er feel a lot better."
Eat your heart out, Sting. | | Movies | | | Television | | | Books | | | Heroes | President Skroob, El Guapo, Frank Drebbin |
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Planet Xanadiaperene | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Athletic | | Religion: | Protestant | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Circus Clown/Art Guy |
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About me:
I'm an Art Guy, which mandates that I be a weirdo, lest no one take me seriously. I get paid to do logos, draw comics and fake photos.
Every single accountant and computer science engineer in the world envies my job, which also brings me great joy and fulfillment.
Myspace.com Blogs - The Horse and the Crazy Lady - Matty the Terrible MySpace Blog
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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who can get me into a major comedy club to perform or get me a lucrative contract with a comic syndicate. Because, let's be honest, I have kids and I need lots of scratch to buy them useless plastic toys.
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