Breakfast of Champions, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, Discworld, The Beckett Trilogy, Samuel Beckett's Complete Short Prose, The Golden Ass, Story, 1984, After Many A Summer Dies The Swan, Brave New World, ...
If you're not doing anything tomorrow evening, you should check out the Kids of Widney High...they're playing two shows in Portland & also displaying artwork etc... July 10: Floating World Comics, 6pm 20 Northwest 5th Avenue, Portland, OR 97209
July 10: Backspace, 8:30pm 115 Northwest 5th Avenue, Portland, OR 97209 kidsofwidneyhigh.com If I lived near you, I would SO be there.
I hate you. For giving me such horribly heart wrenching, soul bleeding and otherwise sanity crushing news that will forever maim my confidence in choosing vacation dates. And!-you share this life altering, injurious news while I'm on the other side of the country in a town where everyone smells like sweaty balls. It's hot here, disgustingly hot. So I hate you.
Hey i dont know what the fuck your problem is but you wanna start actin funny towards me and act like u dont even know me. I thought i was ur friend but then u wanna be a two faced bitch and run your mouth about me. Why dont u be a real nigga and say it to ma motha fuckin face! U know thats pretty fucked up but u go ahead and keep pushin it all u want but u better watch your fuckin back. Your a pussy ass bitch and cant say shit to ma face and that really pisses me the fuck off but you know what, its ok b/c i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO. This is just a joke haha but i bet you are PISSED!! Send this to 10 of your friends and see if they get as mad as you and see who gets the maddest...sorry LMFAO!!!"
hello there bud!! long time no see! i thought we had lost contact forever!! tell tenya hello and miss her! i still have pictures from that mary kay facial at michelle's! :) LMAO just thinking about it! glad to be able to keep in touch now. take care. ttyl
Dudde..i can't send you emails..wtf is that? anyway..dude listen..where are you living now? I'm plannong on taking off and i was thinking if i make it up to oregon..(isn't that where you live?) you can give me a place to crash for a day or two....let me know Lynnie
I still remember the day I asked Uncle Joe: "Am I alive?"
Uncle Joe took a puff of his old briar pipe, hooked his thumbs in his suspenders, and laughed gently. "Why, of course you are, my boy," he said in his deep, melodious voice.
Then I asked: "Uncle Joe -- are you alive?" At that point, Uncle Joe's demeanor turned dark. "Why no, my boy," he intoned ominously. "I'm quite dead. In fact, I should've been buried a long, long time ago."
With that, Uncle Joe's skin shriveled and darkened, pulling away from his teeth as his eyeballs shrunk into their sockets and his withering corpse slowly collapsed into a putrid, decaying heap of detritus.
Since then, I try to be more careful about the sort of questions I ask people.
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