oooh. ya those pussies suck. fuck them. i cant wait till all this shit comes out in the wash. that woman has some serious karma to work off. whelllll.....im gunna make chicken soup and shave the cat. when i can sit down and talk ill call you. prob in a couple hours. LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!!!
YES you are #1. you were here first and i just love you most :)! ok i will call you soon. i feel like shit. my ears are all clogged up from falling off the tube that was pulled behind the boat and i have a cold i think. it blows. OMG wait till i tell you about bobs gay cat. i hate that cat even more now. like....WAY more. im gunna email his ex wife and have her come get her. im not fucking kidding. im really gunna do it. hes gunna be pissed but he wont take her to a shelter and sje cant stay here....so ya. she crossed the line this time. oh man. i almost shot the fat ass last night.
i love our little robot bitch. she rocks. listen to her say "i tried to put my finger in my girlfriends ass but CHINO like it!!!" omg. i was on the floor laughing and everyone was like WTF?? lol. so i was thinkin that WE need a vacation together. so im really gunna start with our napa thing ok? i dont really want to stay with my aunt anymore and ill tell you why later. but we can probably get a room for a good rate if we go up there during the week. im actually gunna look into this one venue my cousin wants us to play at up there. i forgot the name but its in a past email from her so ill find it. but we can tour my uncles vineyards and wine taste till we can no longer stand up :) sound good? well have a great time. we always do :)
hey you! been havin some good fun. were staying in a condo right on the channel...ill send you a picture. theres so many trailor trash douch holes here its not even funny. our neighbors are a bunch of middle eastern guys playing the traditional music super loud at 7am and having a giant mast-fest. lol. they are so desperate for vagina its pathetic. yesterday was fun. i didnt sign the release for that show and ill tell you why not in a public forum. but i met the producer. she was really cool. way cooler than the other people on the show. god its f-in hot. ok so i did what you told me to in the text messgae and i died laughing. that is funny shit. im doing that from now on.lolololol. well last night i froggered it across the channel from out friend gregs house right across the way. lol. it was kinda scary. all the boats were going by in the pitch black and i was just dodging them. proably not the smartest thing but hey....whos smart while doing tequila shooters? well today were probably gunna just hang cause weve had a pretty eventful last two so im lookin forward to some sun time and down time. i miss you like crazy! i WILL call you today so you can expect that. thanks for being my best friend. i love you beyond words!!!
we are going to have SO MUCH FUN on your birthday. i cant wait. i miss you love. its freakin 119 degrees here. im melting. were leavin to go party on the boat right now. your coming next time. dave and shelley were saying how much fun it would have been to have us play at my parents the 4th but theres always next year! last 4th was fun too with nat and my dad and his stoner self and all the tequila.
oh good god im so hung-over. this blows. my friend gave me some hang over pills last night and i think they made me worse. im gunna go throw up again. miss you.
have fun! stay cool cause its hotter than hell there right now. we might go with the sivaks for 4th of july, but if we dont, are you still down for some good ol' fashoned squatting in my parents yard with me, bob, dave, shelley, mcgill, possibly bobs ding dong mom, and a few others? we can play a few tunes and kick it while watching 5 sets of fireworkd up and down the coast. i think that sounds fun.
