General
Electric Scooters, I have an old HCF Pacelite 707
Bumming money, stealing money, snatching purses, more....
Writing, writing jokes, stealing jokes from my wife,
Paying off the Jaguar (not mine, but I drive it!)Flying!!!
Watching kids play with my custom-made marble toys and castles. Treasure hunting, sculpture and painting, eatin!
Music
I always cry. Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Ne-Yo,
Motor City Five, Karen Carpenter, Joplin (a few songs) Cream,
Movies
Like em, can't afford em.
Television
I like being ON TV and have been a number of times (and not by sneaking on). Rockford Files were really good and still are. Have gun, will travel, Breakroom Live, Curb your enthusiasm,
Books
I Scream Like A Girl, Out By Noon Press
Why vegetarianism OR A Hairy Leg in your Soup
Heroes
Marc Maron (the comic)C.L.R. James, Eve, Tater and Staina and Dana, my cats, Chicklet the dog, Bo Dogly, Detroiters, The sneaky ones and the ones that got caught, The titted one, The trauma unit nurse that lifted my sheet and looked at my pecker for absolutely no reason at all! Absentmindedly! Almost anyone willing to shave my butt hairs (must be blind and basically insensate and can keep a secret and then pay me and buy me dinner, etc.
Comments
Sep 26 2009 9:07 AM
Aug 10 2009 11:50 PM
Aug 9 2009 6:29 AM
Aug 9 2009 6:23 AM
Aug 9 2009 5:22 AM
Hauling giant blue tube via sunroof