Alberto
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Alberto Cifuentes, Jr.
- New Haven, Connecticut, US
- Last Login: 10/18/2009
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Interests
General
My beloved partner, nude male strippers from Montreal (I miss them... Can't wait to go back to Canada!), postmodern plot-oriented gay porn, drag queens, hustlers, my hos and byotches (Holla!), sleeping (don't get enough of it!), sex, wasting my time on MySpace and Facebook when I could be doing something more productive, eating (need to go on Weight Watchers), reading, writing, introspection, foreplay, lapdances (see nude male strippers from Montreal), cuddling, films (with a vengeance!), friendly get-togethers, going to bars and clubs with friends, dancing like Chris Kattan from SNL, community service, social (and sexual, lol) activism, media studies, gender and sexuality studies, postmodernism, feminism (mostly "third wave"), existentialism, philosophy, theology, driving, sleeping - oh wait I said that already- not sleeping, being hyper, psychonalyzing shit, neurosis facsimile facsimile, counseling, advising, talking, alkeehol (Vodka and Arbor Mist my faves!), getting stressed out, being stressed out, karaoke, alternative rock, electronica, indie and foreign films, LGBT erotica, talking your fucking ears out, being loud, running like a girl, being a fairy, neurosis to the infinite power (again, facsimile facsimile ipso facto), queering the shit out of stuff, satire, dark humor, traveling to and being wild and spontaneous in places like NYC, Philly, Boston, and P-town, relaxing and chilling with people I love and learn from every day, being ZEN...Music
Bjork (she's my GODDESS!), Radiohead, Tricky, Beth Orton, Nine Inch Nails, Placebo, Mandalay, Smashing Pumpkins, Mazzy Star, Madonna, Sara McLachlan, the Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, Imperial Teen, ABBA, Erasure, the Thirteen, Flashdance, Clueless, and Saturday Night Fever Soundtracks, disco (yeah, that's right. It's stayin' alive!), 80s stuff, trip hop, electronica and techno, dance, some brainless but fun pop confections like "Toxic" and Dream, slutty pop songs like "I'm a Slave for U," Salt N' Pepa ("Body Beautiful" is my fucking song!), 702 ("Where My Girls At?" was the inspiration for my personal rendition "Where My Fags At?"), Spice Girls, Coldplay, international music (esp. Euro pop and chill music, French cafe music, Brazilian and Latino dance music and NOT the Macarena, lol), Dido, David Gray, Moby, Missy Elliott, Lauryn Hill, Filter, all the Queer as Folk soundtracks, Orgy, The Hives, The Vines, Violent Femmes, Robbie Williams, Jay-Z, Sheryl Crow, Tori Amos, Kelis ("My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." :) ), 50 cent, Ludacris, Outkast, Felix Da Housecat, Miss Kittin and the Hacker, David Gray, Enya, New Wave (B-52's rock!), Fatboy Slim, Groove Armada, Scissor Sisters, Seal- "cuz we're never gonna survive, unless we are a little crazy!" Electronic music rocks and is usually my instant liberation from any mental and emotional conundrum. :-)Movies
American Beauty, A Clockwork Orange, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Working Girl, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Slumdog Millionaire, Hamlet 2, Margaret Cho's Revolution, Eat Drink Man Woman, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, cuz who doesn't wanna secretly be the evil and bitchy Rebecca De Mornay character? lol, Flashdance, Cruel Intentions, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Taxi Driver, The Hole (gay porn spoof of "The Ring"; the funniest fucking thing on earth, lol), Michael Lucas porn cuz he's one of the sexiest men in the world, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Storytelling, Happiness, Palindromes, Pumpkin, I Heart Huckabees, Waking Life, any film that has Jude Law or Ewan McGregor partially or completely naked (i.e. Wilde or The Pillow Book), The Spanish Apartment (L'Auburge Espanole), Talk to Her, Bad Education, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Hilary and Jackie, Breaking the Waves, Dancer in the Dark, Threesome, Breakfast Club, Heathers, Thirteen, Bully, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Problem Child 1 and 2, Bride of Frankenstein, Child's Play 1 and 2, Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, Carrie, All About Eve, Casablanca, Streetcar Named Desire, Last Picture Show, Network, Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask), Hannah and Her Sisters, Bullets Over Broadway, Deconstructing Harry, Anything Else, The Nights of Cabiria, My Life in Pink, My Life to Live, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Locked Up, Beautiful Boxer, The Dying Gaul, In Her Shoes, Good Night, and Good Luck, The Family Stone, Match Point, Grizzly Man, Walk on Water, and Brokeback Mountain, the most powerful and heartbreaking love story I've EVER seen (bring kleenex!, C.R.A.Z.Y., La Strada, Mysterious Skin, Scoop, and, or course, SHORTBUS!!!. In sum, WAY too many to be listed!Television
"Sex and The City" (Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, and Charlotte are my favorite gay men on TV, lol); "Six Feet Under" (just got hooked on that show on HBO Demand); "Freeks and Geeks" (I miss that show); "Felicity" (I'd follow Ben all the way to NYC too!); "Queer as Folk" (haven't watched it in a while though); "Saved By the Bell" (Love you Zack!!! <3); "Family Matters" (Urkel is the coolest cat on the block! ;-); "Full House" (I love Kimmy!); "Mary Tyler Moore Show";"I Love Lucy"; Desperate Housewives; Veronica Mars. In my opinion, reality shows, esp. "American Idol" and the Jessica Simpson show (and Ashley's too), are the antichrists of television, lol. I avoid them at all costs unless I want a brain tumor (Unless I'm depressed. Then I end up watching "The Simple Life" and "The Surreal Life," which makes me even more depressed to see people get paid to act stupid and make fools of themselves. Hey, I do it for free in real life, and it doesn't take THAT much effort, so shouldn't I be paid a shitload of money too?). :)Books
"Catcher in the Rye" by Salinger, "Brave New World" by Huxley, "The Sound and the Fury" by Faulkner, "The Stranger" by Camus, "Wuthering Heights" by Bronte, "Heart of Darkness" by Conrad, "Great Gatsby" by Fitzgerald, "Ordinary People" by Guest, "Avoidance" by Lowenthal, "City of Night" by Rechy, "Dancer from the Dance" by Holleran, "Giovanni's Room" by Baldwin, "Rainbow Boys" and "Rainbow Road" by Alex Sanchez, the essays of Ralph Waldo Emerson, poetry of Emily Dickinson, Sylvia Plath, and Anne Sexton, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" (play), "Six Degrees of Separation" (play), "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" (play), "Unknown Citizen" by Auden (poem), "Aunt Jennifer's Tigers" by Rich (poem), Roger Ebert's movie reviews and yearbooks, the dictionary, lol.Heroes
Bjork, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Emily Dickinson, Stanley Kubrick, Woody Allen, Todd Solondz, my family, my friends, my boyfriend and life partner, my soul. :)
Details
- Status: In a Relationship
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: East Bumblefuck crossed w/ Pleasantville on CRACK
- Orientation: Gay
- Height: 5' 7"
- Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Libra
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: In college
- Occupation: Student
- Income: Less than $30,000
Schools
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Southern Connecticut State University
- New Haven, CONNECTICUT
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: In Progress
- Major: English and Media Studies
- Clubs: On Campus, PRISM, Southern's LGBTQIA Coalition, and the Media Studies Club. Off campus, I am a member of the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network's (GLSEN) CT Board of Directors.
2004 to Present -
Housatonic Community College
- Bridgeport, CONNECTICUT
- Graduated: 2004
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Associate's Degree
- Major: Humanities/Behavioral and Social Sciences and a graduate of the Honors Program
- Clubs: I was president of Housatonic Community College's Gay/Straight Alliance from Fall '03-Spring '04.
2002 to 2004 -
Manhattanville College
- Purchase, NEW YORK
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: None
- Major: Undeclared
- Clubs: Sporadically involved with the Gay/Straight Coalition there and I participated in Habitat for Humanity, volunteered for a day at a home for the mentally ill, and went to NYC once or twice to give food, clothes, and talk with the homeless. Did as much as I could except my schoolwork, lol. Would probably have been more involved if I hadn't flunked out. But it's all good. :)
2001 to 2001 -
Stratford High School
- Stratford, CONNECTICUT
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Major: Everything, including my social life :)
- Clubs: I helped start the Gay/Straight Alliance my Senior year of high school with my friends Mike Marchese, Mike Burgess, and Bonnie. I'm so glad it happened cuz now the group rocks! I was also involved with Students Against Drunk Driving (S.A.D.D.), SHS United, and the Volunteer Club, which barely anyone thought existed at the time and of which I and my friend Martha were the only members. :)
1999 to 2001 -
Westhill High School
- Stamford, CONNECTICUT
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: None
- Major: Being the biggest nerd on campus
- Clubs: Chorus, Chamber Choir, Theatre ("The Hill is ALIVE!"). Off campus, I was part of T-MAD, a teen literacy club, at the Ferguson Library and participated in a fashion show (helped write the screenplay and served as a model, albeit one of "unique proportions," lol, but still, as always, body beautiful!), and dressed in bellbottoms and a tight shirt- both a bold and scary sight. I also volunteered a lot of my time there during the summer for the youth reading club.
1997 to 1999
Networking
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I aspire to be an independent filmmaker after I get my B.A. from Southern, and would like to go to film school for screenwriting and even a little bit of directing. If anyone is a filmmaker or aspires to be one, send me a message and let's talk. :)
Companies
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Southern CT State University
- New Haven, CT US
- Student Worker
Feb. '05-Present -
Housatonic Community College
- Bridgeport, CT US
- Tutor in English, Writing, Math, Psychology, and S
Feb '03-Dec. '04 -
Wal-Mart (A.K.A. the Worst Place on Earth)
- Stratford, CT US
- Cashier/Layaway Associate
Mar. 2002-Aug. 2003 -
Manhattanville College
- Purchase, New York US
- Student Worker
Sept. 2001-Dec. 2001 -
Sikorsky Aircraft Corporation
- Stratford, CT US
- Student Intern
July 2000-Dec. 2000 -
Jennifer Tilly Hero Co.
- Beautiful Whoredom, Gay Heaven FR
- Genuine Ho With Charm, Wit, and Heart
My Entire Gay Life! :-)
Latest Blog Entries
- Jul 5, 2005 8:30 PM What is my worldview?
- Jun 16, 2005 10:27 PM What's mah name, Bitch!
- Jun 16, 2005 9:35 PM Does the perfect someone exist?
- Jun 15, 2005 4:39 PM My Vehicular Rite of Passage :)
- Jun 14, 2005 8:37 PM My Love Style
Blurbs
About me:
I'm as crazy as crazy gets, and a superhero in my own demented right. I treasure my friends and love getting into wacky, cracktastic adventures with them. If you think we might be soulmates in another parallel universe, send me a message and tell me a little bit yourself. I'm open for business (no pun intended, lol)! .. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
| How to make a Bur-Bur |
| Ingredients: 1 part success 1 part courage 5 parts ego |
| Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum! |
Personality cocktail
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 | You scored as The Student Dyke. Your entire life is defined by two things: your intellect and your sexuality; moreover you often merge the two to lure in women.
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| You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.
Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does. It is up to you to give [life] a meaning. --Jean-Paul Sartre It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth. --Blaise Pascal More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...
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What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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| Your Stripper Song Is |
 "Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about" When it comes to dancing, you let your freak flag fly! |
Who I'd like to meet:
The Rebel, the Whore, the Musician, the Artist, the Muse, the Addict, the Impressionable, the Fleeting, the Obvious, the Transcendent, the Cruel, the Holy, the Meaningful, the Kind, the Amazing, the One.
 | You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.
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xoxo Mariel Call me I wanna see if you can come hang out for Halloween. I miss you and Robert!
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Tell Rob I said hi and tell your roommate I said hi as well. Miss ya all.........can't wait to see you soon......byez! ^_^
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