Arty Fucking Smokes
ArthuR Lee Love
I smoke because I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something.

Male
38 years old
Westcliff-on-Chav
United Kingdom



Last Login: 7/11/2009
Mood: anxious Mood Image
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    Arty Fucking Smokes's Interests
GeneralChoking on other people's vomit. And image manipulation. www.flickr.com
MusicAll-time favourites are The Smiths, Bright Eyes, and early Manic Street Preachers.
These are the songs your new boyfriend is too stupid to know about:
MoviesI prefer realistic dialogue to violent action. Emotions not explosions. Kitchen sink dramas and nouvelle vague films from the 1960s are particular favourites.
I highly recommend joining
I'm currently in love with Anna Karina and Julie Christie.
TelevisionNFL on Five, News 24 with wide-faced Jane Hill.
BooksThe Virgin Suicides; Will Self; Chuck Palahniuk; Milan Kundera; Russian lit, JD Salinger et fucking cetera.
HeroesCats, cows and penguins. Mumma Egg. And Iron Mike Carlson.

     Arty Fucking Smokes's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Westcliff-on-chav, Ethics, Motherfucker
Body type:Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Occupation:Professional Cripple

   Arty Fucking Smokes's Networking
Music - Production - Mixing
'Fun With Scissors' volumes 1-18, 'Scumfuck Sessions' 1-3, Various other remixes and mash-ups. See my ARTY MIXES profile for download links.



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   Arty Fucking Smokes's Blurbs
About me:
Male. Smoker. Vegetarian. No legs.

I went to the doctor, guess what he told me, guess what he told me. He said "I'm afraid you'll have to go on dialysis quite soon".
"But Doctor," I replied, "I don't need a machine to take the piss out of me. I've got friends that do that already."
Who I'd like to meet:
Woman. Smoker. Vegetarian. At least one leg.

I like women who can shake their like tits Anna Karina.

Theoretical Girl is getting there, but she should just come round and visit instead of writing songs about me.


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Arty Fucking Smokes has 73 friends.
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Arty Fucking Smokes's Friends Comments
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CHAZ





Jul 10 2009 3:39 PM

I'm glad my photogenuity (if that's a word) gives you such pleasure. Do you want to employ me full time?
The Telephone Party





Jul 6 2009 6:18 PM

They've changed the lighting to make it more like a TV broadcast. It does almost look real in places. http://uk.xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/14270629/madden-nfl-2010/videos/madden10_trl_nfcnorthsizzle_61209.html
Theoretical Girl





Jun 18 2009 10:38 PM

You're going to come? Whoopee! xx
Goodbye Watson





Jun 17 2009 12:34 PM

It costs £5, I'd say it was worth £6 1/2
The Telephone Party





Jun 5 2009 9:43 AM

flyer
Andy Plus





May 28 2009 9:33 AM

Say whut? I'm nearly always at work, unfortunately.
ennui





May 25 2009 5:23 PM

hello - are you still alive. I barely am...time to check out soon I think. getting too fat to live.

rockets and missiles

x
i hope you are well (I mean that)

miss b
The Telephone Party





May 25 2009 12:15 PM

Cool, added those other photos. Got another rehearsal on Thursday if you fancy it.
Theoretical Girl





May 5 2009 9:30 PM

Glad you like it! xx
Theoretical Girl





Apr 29 2009 5:50 PM

Yes. She's brilliant. It's a really nice label.
I'm very lucky! Hope you're well mister xx
April





Apr 22 2009 12:20 AM

Ha..lovely.
April





Apr 19 2009 2:26 AM

Flights are not expensive from Paris, I am definitely visiting you sometimes Mister.
The Telephone Party





Mar 22 2009 11:46 AM

http://vimeo.com/3156959
ray rumours and the no-eyed deers





Mar 16 2009 4:52 PM



Ray Rumours
Le pont suspendu

23/03/09
New album from Ray Rumours, on stitch-stitch records, featuring Francois, The Madrigals, Ochi, Clara and Nico.

Recorded in St-Martin-d'Ardeche.

With a sleeve of original watercolour paintings by Francois.

12 new songs and 1 new version of an old song.

Proper cd with nice paper and lyrics included.


available to order now from the stitch-stitch shop:
www. stitchstitchrecords. co. uk
or myspace:
www. myspace. com/rayrumours

see ray rumours live:

22/03/09 Bristol, with Vase and the Madrigals
10/04/09 Norwich, with Internet forever
13/04/09 Edinburgh, with Withered Hand
17/04/09 London, with the light sleepers and the Madrigals
25/04/09 Madrid for Abril No tan Cruel festival
John





Feb 27 2009 1:48 PM

Shitty video http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=_f3ocTRNlM0 It's art I think.
John





Jan 25 2009 1:24 PM

Okely doke. Was looking at your flickr pics, I like the BP at night one, was thinking of a sort of loneliness at night aesthetic for band art. Not necessarily of us, but just for mood pics or record covers.
What say you?
John





Jan 25 2009 12:57 PM

How's Tuesday for snooker? Could knock after my jobecentre visit. Such is the life of a high-roller.
John





Jan 5 2009 2:51 PM

Are you up for snooker day on Wednesday? I remember it being a tenner for all day so if you can set your sleeping patterns we could get there at about 10 or 11am and get some value, maybe take some cash for food and coffee there too.
John





Dec 28 2008 10:38 PM

Grrr. I hate Bruschi too. Looks like Miami are gonna take us both out and go on to win the superbowl as I predicted a couple of weeks ago. Them or Carolina.
Siobhan (Shiv)





Dec 3 2008 11:24 PM

Phwoo, I thought you might have gone mental again.
Yes still in Westcliff, are you?
xxx
Siobhan (Shiv)





Nov 27 2008 10:34 AM

Hi, how are you? Are you alive?
x
John





Nov 11 2008 10:34 AM

Yeah, but working at zavvi should take care of that.
Julie





Oct 30 2008 8:33 PM

i hate them SO MUCH. they are driving me mad.
i cant finish them, but i HAVE to get them done! arggggghhhhhh! (i am making cushions)
John





Oct 15 2008 9:20 AM

I got an opticians appointment!
Nintenjoe





Oct 8 2008 9:10 AM

ahh cheers for coming down lee. was lovely to see you. thanks very much or my picture.

all the best - Joe
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