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ASBO Derek
Alternative / Comedy / Garage

Knie Tief in die Pflaumen



Brighton, South
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  12/15/2009
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   ASBO Derek: General Info
Member Since11/4/2006
Band MembersBrian = Drummer; Darcy = Strummer; Jem = Hummer; Mark = Thumber.
InfluencesStrong drink.
Sounds LikeAl Martino trapped in an industrial tumble dryer full of trowels
Record LabelMilk Milk Lemonade Recordings
Type of LabelIndie


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   About ASBO Derek
Asbo Derek is a band not a bloke. Described variously as ‘the Rezillos fronted by Jimmy Tarbuck’ and ‘the lovechild of Ian Curtis and John Inman’, Asbo Derek are basic, scratchy, energetic and the right side of a shambles. Above all, they aim to entertain. Asbo Derek are a Garage Cabaret band: roughly-honed, piss-taking, honest-to-goodness noise with the spirit of punk and added-kazoo. They sound like a majorette learning to play the kettle-drums in a lock-up garage. People watch Asbo Derek. They’re not one of those take ‘em or leave ‘em bands. Asbo Derek make you laugh and occasionally even make you think. Their songs are about the important issues in life: belligerent barbers, celebrity-bigots and the joys of out-of-town shopping. Most of all, they are passionately committed to raising awareness of the evils of market gardening. Asbo Derek play drums, bass, guitar, kazoo and stuff. They have entertained crowds at a number of small – or should we say boutique - festivals (Glastonwick, Brighton Live, The Blyth Power Ashes) and regularly appear in and around Brighton, where they are based. Watch out for the Asbo Derek Live Exploding Plastic Incontipad Experience. If you want to get on their Mailing List, drop them an email to: asboderek@hotmail.co.uk ..Myspace Layout Generator-Layoutgen.com
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Melita Dennett

Melita Dennett



Oct 19 2009 10:45 AM

Blimey, you were actually quite good last night.....
CRACKTOWN

CRACKTOWN



Oct 16 2009 12:46 PM

Doubtless a little bit of the mother ship giving way under the strain of maintaining a constant geo-stationary orbit over its two drones....But I fear I've said too much.
Anchored Down

Anchored Down



Sep 11 2009 12:08 PM

Thanks for the add comrade. x
GlassEye

GlassEye



Jun 8 2009 12:56 PM

Just to say thanks for organising the bank holiday blender. Excellent sound(s)! 

Yours truly
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Pat Fish

Pat Fish



May 25 2009 8:45 PM

Well that was a thoroughly enjoyable bank holiday bender. Many thanks for having me.
CRACKTOWN

CRACKTOWN



Nov 28 2008 3:02 PM

Nice to see your profile's winter plumage, cats and kittens...
As you know: CrackTown aren't, but if we were, we would.
I think you know what I'm saying.
Keep it gangsta,
Foxy
dog end disco

dog end disco



Nov 15 2008 7:18 PM

thanks for coming last night and also for the splendid artwork
Blyth Power

Blyth Power



Aug 20 2008 11:33 AM

Favourite moment of the weekend? Brian's face upon seeing joseph's drumkit...
keith

keith box



Aug 15 2008 10:00 AM

Would be good to do something with your lot, be it with The Suburbs or Trevino Slaxx. I'll see what I can do.

Mr.
Box
SamWell

SamWell



Aug 13 2008 2:42 PM

why thank you! it was short, frantic and fucking funny

and we loved it, we want more!

and we'd love to support you ;)
Hungry Dog Brand

Hungry Dog Brand



Aug 9 2008 7:55 PM

Thanks for the use of the drums and everything last night. I enjoyed your set.
Best,
Martin Hungry Dog
Tom

Tom



Aug 9 2008 1:16 PM

Cheers it was a right laugh!
t’BN MRTMR XPRNC

t’BN MRTMR XPRNC



Jun 28 2008 1:49 PM

yo guys, cheeeeeeeeers for remembering to add us, we got back to our mate's and listened to your stuff, top notch!

knee deep in plums is a classic and the use of kazoo in ur songs is awe inspiring.
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May 15 2008 11:40 AM

Hey guys.... as far as i'm aware the soundcheck for Asbo will be at about 7pm. You'll have 30-35 mins to play with as far as set times go. We'll supply backline..We have a bass amp/guitar amps x2 and drumkit. You'll need to bring snare/cymbals etc. and keyboard can be DI'd if you don't have a suitable amp.


Look forward to it.
See you then, Ric
Gob

Gob



May 15 2008 8:33 AM

Poo bum balls piss poo!
The Head

The Head



Apr 16 2008 9:28 AM

Hi Guys

Looking forward to playing with you in Brighton. Like the songs so will make sure we are there to see your full set

Cheers The Head
We Am Janet

We Am Janet



Apr 16 2008 9:08 AM

Hey there Derek(s)! Thanks for the nice comment. I hear that you might be recording an album soon. Let us know when you've done it as we'd sure like some of that albumy goodness. Plums deep in knees. Now there's an image...
Heavy Load

Heavy Load



Apr 10 2008 8:10 AM

Hi

Thanks for being our friend
And keep in touch about doing a gig. We'll be doing stuff in Brighton later in the year.
You can find out more about the movie at
www. heavyloadthemovie. com
The Don Bradmans

The Don Bradmans



Apr 3 2008 4:37 PM

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Mar 30 2008 8:58 PM

And here's a flyer.... posters/flyers to be printed soon.... we'll keep you posted! Cheers, Ric

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Mar 28 2008 12:52 PM

thanks for the heads up Jem. Spoke to Will he suggested you get a stronger pair of reading glasses as the gig it there and has been for ages! So it's all systems go for the 18th. See you.
Steve
Amateur Ninja Club

Amateur Ninja Club



Feb 5 2008 3:52 PM

your myspace wont let me send you a message so ask you in the public arena,ninja club and friends are doing a gig on the 8th of March would you like to play with us? let us know asap cheers.
Irie Stylie Stage & venue

Irie Stylie Stage & venue



Jan 18 2008 5:29 PM

I've found you a lovely Hotel gig.
In Karbul.
kevin two sheds

kevin two sheds



Dec 27 2007 12:38 PM

Happy new year Dildo anorak
Simon Goble

Simon Goble



Dec 20 2007 9:41 AM

Hope the ASBOs have a lovely Christmas, well average Christmas, actually I hope yours is as shit as the rest of ours...
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