Ash Is a Jerk


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23 years old
San Fernando, California
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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    Ash Is a Jerk's Interests
GeneralGetting G'd up from the feet up
MusicSynthpop, 8-bit, Hip hop, Ska, Punk, Electroclash, Jazz, Classic face-melting rock and ROLL
MoviesThe Blues Brothers, Back To The Future series, Evil Dead series, Juon, Anchorman, Kung Fu Hustle, Battle Royale, The Wizard, Ringu/The Ring series, zombie movies, samurai movies, any horror movie released between 1983 and 1993
TelevisionFamily Guy, Futurama, The Real World, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Real World/Road Rules challenges, Iron Chef, Good Eats, Robot Chicken, Best Week Ever, Rob & Big, Flavor of Love, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Boy Meets World, Scrubs
BooksLivejournal
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Groups: The fuckin' NUNCHUCKS RULE clubDisneylandCONFUCIUS AND YOUA trip down memory laneJPNOtaku BootyOriginal Bemani players <2001 (hopefully you started playing before 2000)Club Joe

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     Ash Is a Jerk's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Fernando
Body type:6' 4" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Astronaut Millionaire Cowboy
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Ash Is a Jerk's Schools
Los Angeles Mission College
Sylmar,California
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Thugganomics
Minor: Horticulture
Greek:   Kappa

1952 to 2010

   Ash Is a Jerk's Companies
Universal Studios Hollywood
Universal City, CA US
Dinosaur Salesman
<b>JURASSIC OUTFITTERS</b>

Summer 2007



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   Ash Is a Jerk's Blurbs
About me:




Name: Brian Acuna, more commonly known as Ash

DOB: 6/11/1986

Marital status: Single

Sexual orientation: I'm a fan of the ladies

Likes: Bemani games, fighting games, gloomy bear, playing various free online games, meeting new people, GIMMICKS, nerdy girls, the internet, yelling at things, hugs, rainbows, lollipops, sunshine, bloody noses, kicking shit, thuggin' out, breathing, midgets, mullets on women, zombies

Dislikes: Cocky people, Naruto fans, people who think typing poorly makes them funnier, most anime fans, people quoting themselves, most DDR players, people who think working in one or two words of Japanese into their normal English conversations is really fooling anyone, long winded entries into lists of interests in internet profiles

Here I Am: rock you like a hurricane

Hobbies: Going to arcades, being fresh to death, shopping for clothes, making tangible pixel art, ghost hunting, eating crepes, bugging people, the internet

Favorite musical groups/artists: Des-ROW, Aqua, Freezepop, DMX Krew, m-flo, Perfume, Heartsdales, Soul'd Out, Snail Ramp, Rip Slyme, Halcali, Brisk, Trixxy, Scott Brown, E-rotic, Orange Range, Tomosuke, Del the funky homosapien, Witches, Reel Big Fish, The Pillows, Polysics, Clon, KOYOTE, Turtle, Toy Box, Save Ferris, The Aquabats, N.E.R.D., The Neptunes, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Yum! Yum! Orange, Kanye West, Teriyaki Boyz etc. etc. etc. i give up

Favorite Colors: Hot Pink, Kelly Green, Cobalt Blue

Favorite Tooth: The big 2f

Ohhhh, game time: Capcom vs. SNK 2, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike, Darkstalkers series, Guilty Gear XX, Bust A Groove 1+2, DDR Solo 2000 and 3rd/4th mix plus, Beatmania IIDX, Pop'n Music, Guitar Freaks, Drummania, Mambo A Gogo, Taiko no Tatsujin, Phantasy Star Online, Ragnarok Online, Super Gem Fighter, King Of Fighters series, Parappa The Rapper, UmJammer Lammy, Frequency, Amplitude, Space Channel 5, Trauma Center, Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan!, Elite Beat Agents, Bleach DS, Cooking Mama

Hangouts: Family Fun Arcade, Arcade Infinity, Little Tokyo, Chinatown, the student center at LA Mission College, haunted places, The fine public transportation system of greater Los Angeles

Contact me: AIM: Ash for reals | Email: hemipowered@gmail.com
I like meeting new people, IM me, I don't bite
well I do
but IM me regardless!
Who I'd like to meet:
Hot women. Space vampires. Pioneers of the Hyphy Movement. Hurricane Chris. Mr T.

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the raging goose





Jul 9 2009 4:25 AM

oscar





Jul 6 2009 9:59 PM

what did you think of this years AX
♥JesseJo♥





Jun 26 2009 1:35 PM

♥JesseJo♥





Jun 25 2009 12:41 PM

Bumblebee was already on top of Optimus kissing him harshly but it was nothing he couldn’t handle. Bumblebee placed hot kisses down Optimus’s body until he reached his pants.

He unbuttoned them and unzipped it with his teeth. After he took of his pants and boxers he took one look at Optimus’s eyes and gave him a devilish smile and licked his shaft. Optimus’s hand were instantly on top of Bumblebee’s head massaging his gold locks.
SEIJINZEPPA





May 27 2009 7:36 AM

What's up, horse penis?

I wish you guys could have gone to Fanimu, it was fucking fun.

I may be able to make it to AX, though.
MISS LADY BLACKOUT 4.4K+





Apr 19 2009 6:01 AM

hey my birthday iz coming up you should make me sushi!!!
*M*L*B*
MISS LADY BLACKOUT 4.4K+





Apr 7 2009 1:38 AM

ay droppin by ta leave sum love
*M*L*B*
♥JesseJo♥





Mar 26 2009 1:50 AM

CAN'T BEAT MY CAN'T BEAT MY NO HE CAN'T BEAT MY POKE-MON
the raging goose





Mar 6 2009 1:51 AM

Taiko No Tatsujin





Feb 7 2009 7:41 PM


Thank you for the friendship



MiniTacos™





Jan 26 2009 3:10 AM

..
AY BAY BAY
Hobo





Jan 22 2009 2:10 AM

Ash. We're friends now. Get over it. There is no escaping it. PS come watch more movies with us. kthx. <3.
MiniTacos™





Jan 16 2009 7:59 PM

..A cute diary in which the innermost thoughts of a young girl have been recorded, but you can never bear to open it. Increases damage on Bongun monster by 150%.
the raging goose





Jan 9 2009 6:50 PM

MiniTacos™





Jan 7 2009 6:29 PM

S> frozen heart 1000 zeny
MiniTacos™





Dec 24 2008 2:55 PM

You sexy little mamacita, you know I'd deliver ANYTHING to you. <3 ilu so much ashy-poo.
MiniTacos™





Dec 24 2008 2:50 AM

ash omg omg so I'm applying to be a pizza hut employee.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FREE PIZZA!!
MiniTacos™





Dec 21 2008 4:53 AM

..
Partaaaay!
MiniTacos™





Dec 19 2008 2:58 AM

HAIRY OLD DECREPIT MUMMY!! :( :(
MiniTacos™





Dec 19 2008 2:25 AM

An' hairy! FUCKIN' CHECK THAT SHIT AGAIN! "So much hair.
"
the raging goose





Dec 16 2008 2:13 AM

wiggerton
where have you been
dude how come your little 3d u is black your like the whites mofo ever

Blaz Blue whore
Ten-chan





Dec 2 2008 10:23 AM

Now do that with brass and you may make it to be... steamgod~
Ten-chan





Dec 2 2008 4:35 AM

The punkiest of the steams!
[ThrilleR]





Dec 1 2008 7:59 AM

Ash!
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Nov 30 2008 8:50 AM

Hi Ash, please come visit florida with wife.
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