Politics, duh! Theatre, movies, books, ping-pong (when I can find a table).
Music
I depend upon my friends with music knowledge/taste to recommend good stuff. I hate pop unless it has nostalgic value, in which case I will rhapsodize over it.
Movies
Bitter Fuck
Ashley yells his most tortured and extended dick joke; meets a psycho stalker at the gym
I'm Not Gay
Lord Gay Butt; Def Leppard; Museum of Sex; Starbucks
Banned in Danbury
Having been censored in Danbury, Ashley attempts to clean his act up
Television
I don't own one, thank God, it's fucking crack, and I can watch it 48 hours straight. I avoid it as much as possible, but when I do my faves are Simpsons, South Park, The Daily Show, Mr. Show, Deadwood, Sopranos, and Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. New favorite shows: Unscripted! I either hate or love this show. It's so right on (as far as I know) but how could Hollywood possibly have its nose farther up its own ass?
Books
I just read Perfume, by Peter Suskind. Chilling, funny, mindwalk. Also just finished Confessions of an Economic Hitman, wish it had had more details, but it was a good overview of American Imperialism since @ 1950 (as far as I know).
Heroes
Martin Luther King, Jr., Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks
About me: Now all I tell is dick jokes, but this is how I used to describe myself:
"Mercenary obsession with getting my comedy heard by like-minded lefties, or unlike-minded lefties, or persuadable middies or righties, or people who like to laugh, or people whose butts fit in seats" --
Hopefully I'll return to that form soon ....
Who I'd like to meet: Lefties, Air America Listeners, folks with ideas, folks who are equal parts snobby and smutty: people like me, people who will surprise and delight me
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things are good man, evening out maybe. My car just died, but i am a finalist in an online comedy contest where if i win I can buy a new car... here's to hoping.
ashley! long time dude... i tried e-mailing to let you know the box social was in new york this summer, but i think the email address i tried was wrong. hope everything's cool...
Wait, so now you're playing in Connecticut? Why was I not told about this? Please remove me from your mailing list...I mean ADD me. All those clubs are right down the street. Dick.
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