Phoenix Beauty

About me:

Yes, gamer boys.
This is my boyfriend, Dustin, or Av0ndale as you may know him.
He's not lying, not that I know why he would...

Puke all you want, we are precious.
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♥I am not 2 dimensional.
♥There is a person behind the pictures.
♥Since there is no accurate way to describe myself to the masses, I’ll try it this way...
I model for fun.
I've also worked at HowlOScream for the past 4 years.
I was in After Hours, aka Club Muse, for 3 years.
Last October I was one of the Raven Twins at the front gate. This year I landed the part as Ms. Vayne at the font gate again.
I also paint, act, correct the grammar of others, spit sarcasm by nature, edit anything that I come across and frequent social networking sites in hopes of meeting wicked cool people.
Mission:Accomplished
If this has tempted your appetite of knowledge about a stranger, please read my extensive list of tidbits.
♥Let's start with a handshake. Seems appropriate, right? If we come across each other in the real world and I go to shake your hand, you will receive a look of irritated puzzlement if you grab the tips of my fingers and proceed wiggle my hand. I am NOT a lady in waiting, and I wish not to be treated like one. I'm not a flower, you aren't going to hurt me. Shake my hand like you mean it or I will call you a pansy to your face. Your friends will laugh and you will be embarrassed. So let's save face and do it right. Thank you for your time.
♥I am told that I have 18 Charisma. If you know what that means, then you are a g33k too.
♥I love to laugh. (Ahahaha!)
♥I really hate talking on the phone. I usually ignore calls just to text you later. It's nothing personal, I'm just more comfortable writing than talking. Sorry.
♥The mere idea of Twitter is enough to send me into a rage.
♥I hate coffee and everything associated with it. Yes, that includes Starbucks. It's an overpriced cup of calories and the smell gives me a headache.
♥My favorite designer is Betsy Johnson.
♥I hate shopping.
♥I love mayonnaise and I hate marshmallows.
♥I am 5'1".
♥Tucker Max is a god amongst men (tuckermax.com). If you don't agree, I don't want to talk to you.
♥I don't eat red meat because it makes me sick...I miss steak.
♥Just a little food for your brain to munch on~~~Y-O-U-R shows ownership: "Your hamster is fat." Y-O-U-'-R-E means "You Are": "You're a hamster." T-O shows direction: "I'm going to get a hamster." T-O-O means also as well as stresses amounts: "I'm getting a hamster, too" & "There are too many hamsters." T-W-O is a number. I hope there is no need for an example. Please take these things into consideration. I realize that you probably didn't come here looking for an English lesson, but it is a part of me and if you want to get to know me you must come to grips with the fact that I am obsessive about English...and hamsters, apparently.
♥You are cooler than me, guaranteed.
♥I love Tara McPherson. Google her.
♥I don't like pancakes or sausage.
♥Demetri Martin is my new favorite comedian. But no one will win out over Stephen Lynch.
♥People often take advantage of my generosity and compassion. But this doesn't stop me from being either.
♥I totally dig it when people draw me.
♥I know what is best for me even if I don't always follow through.
♥I surf deviantART when I'm bored.
♥The 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, The Wedding Crashers, Talladega Nights, The Hangover and The Holy Grail will never get old.
♥I adore "Newsies" (it’s awesome, go rent it now).
♥I'm adamant about whitening my teeth. It's an illness.
♥The idea of cosmetic surgery scares me. Watching eye lifts and chin sculpting makes my butt hurt. *shudder*
♥I don't like reality television. If I wanted to watch reality I would go outside. Give me make-believe anytime.
♥Spamalot is my all time favorite play. You must see it!
♥Avenue Q is a close second (the first show I saw on Broadway in New York).
♥I think I have successfully worked through my fear of clowns.
♥I love writing "thank you" cards as well as receiving them. I save them to marvel over how wonderful people are.
♥I don’t drink. And I'm not quite sure why you do.
♥I was "green" before they started making shirts about it.
♥I want a photo booth in my house, but only the kind that gives out strips of four pictures. They are uber cool.
♥I think it's silly when people get tattoos that have no meaning behind them.
♥New Favorite Movie: Across the Universe. If you didn't like it, don't add me. For if I find this out, I will begin a very heated argument defending the cinematic masterpiece. Trust me, I will win.
♥I have never done drugs, and never will. I don't smoke either. I think it's disgusting and trashy.
♥I don’t sing in the shower. But I have been known to bust a move whilst traveling in my vehicle. I dance too. It's quite hilarious.
♥My feel-good song is “Vanilla Ice Cream” by Stephen Lynch. I've seen him live twice. He is a comedic genius. A close second is Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours." I just can't help but smile when I hear it.
♥I’m easily distracted. The fact that I have written this much bottles my mind (that's right, bottles...go see Blades of Glory, then you'll understand).
♥Kevin Smith is amazing.
♥Guilty pleasure: Dancing to Britney and the Pussycat Dolls. Judge me all you want.
♥The Mad Hatter is my favorite classic Disney character.
♥I suck at video games and hate playing them but I love to watch other people play them. I like to refer to myself as a game voyeur. Except when it comes to Guitar Hero. I love that damn game. I own 80s and Aerosmith.
♥I like Prince.
♥Busting a move with Justyn will ALWAYS make my day better.
♥I like Justin Timberlake.
♥I get along with everyone.
♥I refuse to see "The Notebook" or "P.S.- I Love You." Sappy lameness does not interest me, so stop recommending it. And Gerard Butler looks much hotter when he's kicking Immortal ass.
♥My brother is awesome, snotface.
♥I have an obsession with words. Go figure...
♥I have three tattoos and they are beautiful. They all have very deep meanings to me and I love them more than anything else on my body. If you write to me saying "Oh it's so horrible that you have besmirched your blessed temple and desecrated what God has given you" then expect me to delete you. I'm tired of hearing it. You obviously can't comprehend the fact that this is MY body and it is my right to stain my skin with the Devil's Ink if I damn well please. Have some respect, huh?
♥I have Fred Flintstone feet and Keebler Elf hands. Just trust me on this one.
♥I hate AIM.
♥My favorite colors are black, white, Tiffany's blue and red.
♥Please, oh please, do not write me in texting format. "How r u?" "Dam u lukin fne" "whut b up wit chu?" just aren't going to cut it. I refuse to write you back. I'm sorry, it just hurts my soul...
♥Skunks are my favorite animal, penguins are a close second and I'm really starting to like giraffes.
♥I don’t like the Lifetime, Oxygen or WE channels.
♥I love doing laundry.
♥I love my short hair. There was an uproar when I chopped it, but I'm not going back. It has boosted my confidence more than I thought was possible.
♥I own all 10 seasons of FRIENDS and I can quote each episode. It gets really old to the people around me, but you're in my house, I do what I want.
♥I am terrible at accepting compliments.
♥I love the History, Bravo, Food and Discovery channels.
♥I take horrible candid photos. I usually end up looking like I should live under a bridge.
♥I make the best chicken. Seriously, I do.
♥I am waaaay too into LOST. I will cry when the show is over. And probably several times before then. My goal is to covert everyone into Lost-a-holics. I'm doing quite well thus far.
♥Painting relaxes me.
♥I own one pair of shorts and they are from my Howl-O-Scream costume. I bought them at The Todd.
♥I hate gold and diamonds (and roses if you are keeping score).
♥I break cars. Not by wrecking or driving them hard. Just by being near them. I have driven 4 different cars within 1 year. Don't let me drive yours, you will regret it.
♥I hate my curly hair and I always straighten it.
♥I wish I knew Latin.
♥Heather can always make me laugh.
♥Chapstick=my heroin
♥I know most of the N*SYNC dances but I will not do them for you.
♥I love to act.
♥I talk to strangers when I’m waiting in line.
♥Christian Bale, Ewan McGregor and Jim Sturgess are the most beautiful Brits EVAR.
♥My newest love is Robert Downey Jr. His comedic timing and delivery of lines just slays me.
♥I miss "Are You Afraid of the Dark?," "The Roundhouse," "Salute Your Shorts," and "Hey, Dude." I watch them online when I am feeling nostalgic.
♥I hate U2, REM and the Rolling Stones. I also don't care for Bob Marley or The Smashing Pumpkins.
♥Cephalopods creep me out. Look it up. Learn something new.
♥Drunk people annoy me. I don't care who it is. I get immediately agitated and want to leave whatever venue in which I am residing when I encounter them. Just the mention of alcohol is enough to agitate me.
♥I read Batman comics.
♥I love each and every one of you who have read this far.
♥I hate it when people litter.
♥I’m a neat freak.
♥I love the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
♥I recycle. And I paint on recycled material.
♥I’m very honest, but I avoid being serious at all costs.
♥I don’t cry. (LOST is the exception)
♥Dustin is the most awesome person I have ever met. I never realized that I could love someone this much.
♥I love the way peoples’ voices change when they talk to babies and puppies.
♥I have horrible vision, but awesome hearing.
♥I love writing term papers. Pay me, I'll do yours, too.
♥I’m a wicked bad procrastinator, but somehow I never miss a deadline.
♥Justyn and Jessica are the rays of light in my life. I've never (platonically) fallen for people so quickly. I love you guys!
♥I love meeting and talking to new people.
♥I hate MTV.
♥I don’t like showing weakness.
♥I wish I were more like Amelie.
♥My amazing boyfriend, Dustin, fills my heart with glee on a daily basis. He is by far the greatest thing to ever happen to me. My rock star, my Knight.

I’m pretty run of the mill if you didn’t already figure that out.
Anything else? Just ask. I'm pretty much an open book.