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Olive garnishes:
1. Dumb fucks who add her only because of her lips.
2. Ignorant shallow/superficial fuckwits
3. Those who add/ask to add her without understanding her full profile + blog.
4. People who can't tell the difference between arrogance and being factual.
5. People who likes to assume.
6. Stubbornly ignorant people.
7. Flagrant hypocrites.
Her Martini garnishes:
Being honestly dead (Her new sanctuary)
Her PR manager called Fakap.net
Her admirable gay friend
Her favourite pin
Her favourite bisexual Jesus
Her favourite cam-whore
Her Ninja turtle
One of her favourite Pisceans
Her eccentric notebook
Her freelance editor
Her cocktail ingredients:1. Good-lookers with substanceHer cocktail session atmosphere:
2. Intellectuals + high EQ
3. Nice girls to bitch with
4. Creative writing
5. Dance
6. Apathetic Agnosticism
7. Randomness
8. Bantus capoeira
9. Vintage
10. Social work
11. Abstract
12. Rain
13. Banter
14. Talking to nice strangers
15. Horrendous singing
16. Philosophy
17. Excellent humour
18. Anti-McDonald's-ism (an evil empire)
19. Anti-Starbucks-ism (exploitation towards African coffee bean pickers)
20. Speed
21. Beautiful morbidity
22. Photography
23. Creamless Oreos (Why people want cream in between biscuits/cookies at all, she doesn't fathom. It plainly is disgustingly sweet.)
24. Fighting for justice in Bodohland
25. Et ceteraSmooth jazzHer cocktail catelogue:
+ Jazz blues
+ Alternative
+ Acoustic..
+ Emo
+ Classical
+ Oldies
+ R&B
+ Instrumental
+ Rock
+ World
+ Pop
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=====================Requiem for a DreamThe Idiot Box:
The Legend of 1900
Dead Poets Society
A Beautiful Mind
Life Is Beautiful
Gladiator
The Matrix
Forrest Gump
Artificial Intelligence
Stephen Chow movies (espcially the old ones)
Constantine (Hilarious)
Million Dollar Baby
Back to the Future trilogy
Spirited Away
The Island
White Chicks
Transporter 2
She's the Man
The Emperor's Journey(Marche de l'empereur, La)Reality TV shows. You gotta love 'em.Being a nerd:
National Geographic
Discovery Channel
Dramas like Desperate Housewives
Any sitcoms as funny as F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Sometimes the news humours her.
Anything hilariously stupid (she likes to find something to bitch about when she's uber bored)
...
Let's face it, TV does make you stupid.
But hey, nobody can be smart all the time.Her OxfordInspirational bartenders:
Harry Potter series (not the movies)
The Little Prince
The Millennium Girl
Memoirs of A Geisha
War of the Worlds
Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Feeling Sorry for Celia
Asia Reader's Digest
The EconomistGenuine social workersSoul-searching:
Alturistic matyrs
Individuals with an extremely super duper hyper wicked sense of humour who can cheer up the dead
Peculiar personalities that positively influence the world
Her dad
Bodicea Lashley, herself
Latest Blog Entries
- Jun 21, 2006 6:48 PM Season Finale
- May 21, 2006 1:54 PM New layout
- May 20, 2006 2:37 PM Technorati
- Jan 25, 2006 10:28 AM Blogdering Bodicea's Blog 101
- Jan 14, 2006 2:31 PM National (dis)Service, my email and other random announcement
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About me:
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[Author's note:
PLEASE view this profile in IE 5.5+ for best results.
Be smart and learn how to read her blog.]Her story begins: Once upon a time, a man from the province of Si Chuan in the Middle Kingdom(China) migrated to Siam(Thailand) and met a delicate Goryeo(Korean) lass from Chinese Taipei(Taiwan). They got horny over the idea of creating a mark of everlasting love, and thus, a little boy came about. The little boy grew up and got sick of Siam's(Thailand's) fattening food that he decided to go to Singapore instead. Somehow somewhere, the not-so-little-anymore boy was seduced by a Nippon-Hongkie(Japanese-Hongkie). They got horny too so they flew all the way to Kuala Lumpur in Malaya(Malaysia), to create erotic music at the foot of the Petronas Twin Towers. By midnight, a beautiful cocktail was concocted... (VIEW HER EXPOSe and THE TRUTH BEHIND HER STORY and THE EXTENDED COCKTAIL RECIPE)
She is not annoying at all. In fact, most people go to her for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of her. But what can she do? She is smarter than most people.
Who I'd like to meet:

1. ..PEOPLE TO READ ..HER FUCKING BIG ISSUE WITH "FRIEND" REQUESTS.. BEFORE THEY CONSIDER ADDING HER...
Reason: She will never approve your "friend" request if you don't know what she thinks you should know.
2. Long Island Tea. Pina Colada. Graveyard. Tequila Cocktail.
Reason: Cocktails are interesting.
3. Minds with common sense and mouths and fingers.
Reason: She misses smart people.
4. a Jock + Brains.
Reason: She would like to see a miracle.
5. individuals affiliated (or would like to be affiliated) with the Dead Poet Society.
Reason: Carpe diem.
6. people who see her behind the pink lips and black hair. And understands her blogs.
Reason: She's sick of superficiality.
7. girls to giggle with.
Reason: Girl power. I'm serious. She needs more girlfriends than guy friends.
8. a Nikon CoolPix
Reason: It's a waste of talent if she never gets one.
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking
- Hometown: The base of the cocktail.
- Body type: 0' 2" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: Asian
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Pisces
- Occupation: Tall tale teller










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10 of 66Morehey! Jolin! thanks for adding my music page, it was cool seeing you in the health center the other morning. I will give you a call before i leave town, if you wanna hang out?
*hump*
Thanks Jolin. =)
i miss you.
hey whats new
oi you. the hell have u been dude? eh dudette. lol. i msged u on msn banyak kali but u nvr replied lor. hehe. long time no see la. so hows life at adp? hows capoeira? hmm...we should go lepak again sometime. go laundry ke...now that im finally "free". hahaha...*evil grin*. eh, u said u wanna introduce me to some nice liquors...hehehe. can ajak ur drinking partner, Ash also. speaking of...he owe me a beer. lol.
want to lepak?
you cuti edi issit? jomma.
although i got masalah kewangan a bit. hihihi.
you suggest a date and time, and i'll see if i'm free, hokays?
Thanks for the birthday wish! Well, it's alright. Anyways, I baked chocolate moist instead. Cuz cheese cake is kinda hard to make. Hehe.