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Asinine Poetry: General Info

Member Since	11/6/2006
Band Website	http://www.asininepoetry.com
Band Members	Um, we're really just a bunch of weird people in an office who enjoy silly poetry. So we put our journal together, oh, about once a month. Got any silly poetry around the house? Please send it to us at editor@asininepoetry.com for consideration. We like occasional and topical poems, parodies and limericks, sonnets and haikus. Like that. Remember: Think funny first. And please support our friends:
Influences	Gin. Beer. A nice cabernet. Booze in general.
Sounds Like	Someone stepped on a duck.
Record Label	Please read responsibly.

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About Asinine Poetry

Founded in 2000, AsininePoetry.com is a online literary journal featuring silly, salacious, and/or insane prose and poetry. We have podcasts, Flash animation, and videos. We also have two compilations out--Asinine Love Poetry (Xlibris.com) and Asinine/11 (via CafePress.com)--and we've published several chapbooks (including Childhood's Smell, by Richie Narvaez; Sorority Girls of the Seven Seas, by Dustin Michael; and Dimension Blues, by Robert McNamara), all of which are still in print somehow! We created this MySpace for no good reason.

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Atrophy	Oct 19 2009 1:10 PM Showin' love from Manhattan, NYC! Enjoy :) www.youtube.com/xxatrophy1xx
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Jesse Valentine (F-777)	Sep 10 2009 1:50 PM Hey whats up? =).
Michael Dhillon	Aug 27 2009 4:14 PM Hi Asinine Poetry! My debut novel - The Cuckoo Parchment and the Dyke - has just launched, and I wondered if you get a moment whether you'd be interested in finding out more on my profile? The novel's about Dada, art, artists and an attempt to instigate revolution through art... Hmmm! Take care. Michael
Atrophy	Aug 26 2009 12:53 PM New vid fam. Hope you enjoy :)
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911 Poet	Aug 10 2009 9:41 PM On June 8, 1967, a date which will live in infamy, a United States ship, the USS Liberty, was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the State of Israel. Thirty-four American sailors died and 174 were wounded. There was no retaliation, no honest investigation, and no assistance from American forces. Israel got away with cold blooded murder. On September 11, 2001, planes struck the two WTC towers, and shortly thereafter both towers fell. But did you know that a third large building also collapsed on September 11 at 5:20 in the afternoon and that this building, WTC 7, wasn't even hit by a plane? What could have caused such an unusual collapse, which had all the characteristics of a controlled demolition? Again, there has been no honest investigation. If the Israelis got away with deliberately slaughtering innocent Americans on the USS Liberty, then what's to stop them from doing it again? What other terrorist crimes against humanity might they also have gotten away scot-free with? Click to learn more. Thanks so very much for your friendship! Love, seek, and speak the truth!
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David Franks: Walkabouts Verse	Jun 26 2009 6:28 PM (Hi: enjoyed my visit.) After you've finished here, you may like to hear this poem sung on myspace... Poem 2 of 230, WalkaboutsVerse (please see my blog): WALKABOUT WITH MY PEN Once drove an old sedan, up north, From a place in Sydney to Cairns; Then to Kuranda I went forth, By train, to look without set plans. I browsed through the trendy market, With fresh fruits of tropical kind; Walked to the creek through lush thicket - Nature’s hand giving peace of mind. I dined in a scenic cafe; Then, outside, as I wrote for yen, Some passing Kooris called-out: “Hey, You go walkabout with your pen.” Request or question, I don’t know - Assured voices, elderly men. That’s now several years ago, And I’ve seen the world - with my pen. (C) David Franks 2003
Jesse Valentine (F-777)	May 25 2009 6:15 PM Hey i got a new song up from my album on my page its called "The Darkness". Check it out sometime whenever you got the chance =). Thanks so much for the support!!
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Jesse Valentine (F-777)	Apr 20 2009 2:09 PM Hey i got a new song up called "Dream of Air". If you have some spare time visit my profile and have a listen ;). Anyways hows life going these days?
Jesse Valentine (F-777)	Mar 23 2009 2:28 PM Hey =). How's life going? I got some new songs up on my page if you want to have a listen =). Thanks!
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Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens	Oct 23 2008 1:16 PM Issue 8 is now available for purchase at our website. It includes stories by Sam Pink, Blake Butler, D. Harlan Wilson, Rhys Hughes, Ofelia Hunt, Cameron Pierce, Mike Young, Matthew Simmons, Darby Larson, Aaron Sitze, and Adam Breckenridge.
travis b poet	Oct 14 2008 7:33 PM coming next month - november. I'm excited!
CJ West	Oct 2 2008 12:03 PM Good News! I sent A Demon Awaits to press yesterday. It should pop up on Amazon on October 7th. CJ
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Neesha	Aug 6 2008 3:24 AM I have something for you. D will post it. I mean, for Asinine Poetry! :)
Daniel Grandbois	Jul 19 2008 4:17 PM Thank you.
The Smoking Poet	Jul 17 2008 1:57 AM THE SMOKING POET: CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS – FALL 2008! THE SMOKING POET publishes flash fiction; fiction; nonfiction; poetry; feature author interview; feature poet; feature artist (by invitation only); book and cigar reviews. We publish work that ignites our imagination, inflames our passion, leaves us with a smoky aftertaste. The Smoking Poet also shares an extensive list of links and resources for writers and the cigar aficionado. Submissions open year round. Send with editor’s attention in subject line: poetry to Zinta Aistars; fiction to Russell Rowland; general non-fiction and cigar themed fiction/ non-fiction/poetry and cigar reviews to J. Conrad Guest. For book reviews, please query first. For full submission guidelines and contact information, visit: http://thesmokingpoet. tripod. com/summer2008 Fall 2008 Issue Deadline: August 31, 2008 Our first annual poetry contest ... coming soon!

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