About me: My name is Daniel James. I make boomerangs...the best boomerangs you will ever see. My boomerangs killed Hitler. My boomerangs have spooned with Halle Berry. My boomerangs gave Stan Lee the idea for Spiderman's web slingers. My boomerangs are great, and if you dont think so, then you can go and live on a steep mountain side, where playing with a boomerang is dangerous.
You know, there is a Haiku contest on my website right now....with the winner getting a prize. EVERYONE SHOULD COME BY AND SIGN UP and chat with there old pal Daniel!!!! Here is mine..
Red zoo gift shop 'rang windy lunch that summer day good bye my first boom
