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Ask A Chola
Alternative / Urban / Latino
Ask A Chola From the heart of Southern Califas, the Chola emerges to answer your random questions.

Female
101 years old
Southern Califas, a.k.a. Aztlan
United States



Last Login: 10/20/2009
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Bio Ask A Chola is cutting edge surrealist comedy from the heart of Southern Califas. If we view the current cultural landscape as a text, Ask A Chola is a refreshingly postmodern semiotic analysis of this text. If you enjoy Borat, the Ali G Show, and the Colbert Report, you might also like Ask A Chola. Were they alive today, André Breton and Guy Debord would watch Ask A Chola videos.
WebsiteAskAChola.com
InfluencesStephen Colbert, Sacha Baron Cohen, Andy Kaufman, Christopher Guest, Ricky Gervais, Larry David, David Sedaris, Conan O’Brien, surrealism, dadaism, postmodernism, semiotics, Situationist International, Guy Debord, détournement, La Société du Spectacle, "reality", hyperreality, magic realism, camp, kitsch, pastiche, pop art, Andy Warhol
MembersChola
TV ShowsLet's Paint TV with John Kilduff

New podcast drops soon! Check my blog to see my work so far!
FilmsWhat about MAGAZINE appearances?

Revista Replicante (February 2008)

Tu Ciudad Los Angeles (March 2007)

Latina (February 2007) - people have told me I’m in it but I still haven’t seen it. If you have this issue of the mag, could you scan me the page I’m on? Por favor?
Albumscoming soon, a RAP album!

    Ask A Chola's Interests
GeneralChola culture, philosophy, mythology, Joseph Campbell, anthropology, power, cultural critique, linguistics, language, semiotics, art, going to museums, history, art history, historical revisionism, cholacentricity, cholacentrism, the sphinx, graffiti, tagging, stencils, guerrilla art, environmentalism, Greenpeace, global warming, Al Gore, dolphins, cetaceans, anarchy, sudoku, frozen yogurt, haikus, Prius, Cali, Califas, California, Los Angeles, East Los, East LA, Aztlan, Mexico, immigration, Tijuana, TJ, Tijuas, the border, hybridity, Latin America, Cuba, revolution, Subcomandante Marcos, Delegado Zero, Zapatistas, EZLN, Chiapas, telenovelas, current affairs, the news, the media machine, fighting censorship, magic, Frida Kahlo, horchata, Salsa Verde Doritos, animals, coyotes, wolves, dogs, furries, pirates, Spanish, Espanol, Spanglish, memes, prairie dogs, cable access television, new media, Apple/Mac computers, Mac Cosmetics, eyeliner, lipliner, Old English text, Japan, Sanrio, Kuromi, pop culture, death, vintage phones, vintage electronics, vintage anything, Moscato, Port, Riesling, all dessert wines, Italian and Argentine soccer players, kitsch, children's programming and educational television from the 70's and 80's, greenscreening, indie/independent film, DIY, do it yourself, and much more
MusicElectronic music, gangsta rap from Los Angeles/Tijuana/Brazil, traditional/regional music from all over Latin America especially Mexico/Cuba/Brazil, cumbia, cumbia sonidera, The Psycho Realm, Control Machete, Border Brothers, Bach, Calle 13, old skool break beats, disco, Italo Disco, house, deep house, funk, gay music in general, Pink Floyd, Manu Chao, Maria Daniela y su Sonido Lasser, La Mala Rodriguez, Beck, Rage Against the Machine, Cypress Hill, Akwid, Cali Life Style, Lil' Rob, Immortal Technique, Mano Negra, Austin TV, The Pinker Tones, Kinky, Instituto Mexicano del Sonido, Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass, Dimitri From Paris, Miguel Migs, Latin jazz, Afro-Cuban, Iyesa, Rumba, Guaguanco, Bata, Bembe, Afro-Brazilian, Caetano Veloso, Gilberto Gil, Tom Zé, Tropicalia, Forró, Samba, Bossa Nova, Marisa Monte, Brazilectro, Thievery Corporation, Latin alternative, trip hop, smooth jazz, The Chemical Brothers, The Dust Brothers, Elliott Smith, Ben Harper, The Pixies, Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen, Lady Sovereign, Peaches, Cansei de Ser Sexy, The White Stripes, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Flaming Lips, psychedelic rock, Menudo, Bat for Lashes, hyphy shit, Los Super Elegantes, The Sex Pistols, Brujeria, Beirut, Bon Iver, Olivia Newton John, ELO, Chromeo, MGMT, Le Peuple de l'Herbe, The Raveonettes, Boards of Canada, Vampire Weekend, Feist, Röyksopp, Digitalism, Crystal Castles, Hot Chip, Puppetmastaz


Deep down, underneath the bandana, I'm actually emo....

MoviesRené Viénet's Can Dialectics Break Bricks?, This is Spinal Tap, Scared Straight, Fight Club, Waiting for Guffman, Mi Vida Loca, Blood In Blood Out (Bound By Honor), American Me, Edward James Olmos, V for Vendetta, Amores Perros, Cidade de Deus, Star Wars, Como Agua Para Chocolate, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, Inland Empire, David Lynch, Silence of the Lambs, An Inconvenient Truth, documentary film, Michael Moore, Tim Burton, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, P.T. Anderson, Boogie Nights, Punch-Drunk Love, Magnolia, Heathers, Office Space, El Laberinto del Fauno, La Science des rêves, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Spellbound, Destino, Short Circuit 2, Burn After Reading

TelevisionThe Colbert Report, Da Ali G Show, Ugly Betty, Arrested Development, The Office (BBC, NBC one is great, too), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, The Thick of It, Charlie Brooker, Wonder Showzen, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Little Britain, Reno 911, LATV, MTV Tr3s, Rokamole, Operacion Repo, Mun2, C-Span, PBS, cable news, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Upright Citizens Brigade, Mr. Show, The Ben Stiller Show, Looney Tunes, Warner Brothers cartoons especially Tweety Pie and Speedy Gonzales, telenovelas, Batman (60s), Let's Paint TV, Sundance, The Sarah Silverman Program, Flight of the Conchords, when I'm feeling depressed I like to watch crime scene investigation shows on A&E and Court TV, Masterminds, Lockup: Extended Stay

















BooksLa Société du Spectacle by Guy Debord, Chuck Palahniuk, Joseph Campbell, Noam Chomsky, Subcomandante Marcos, Civil Disobedience by Henry David Thoreau, David Sedaris, Beat poetry, haiku, Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion, The Satanic Bible, "Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.", Dr. Seuss, "Catching the Big Fish: Meditation, Consciousness and Creativity" by David Lynch, "He's Just Not That Into You", Naomi Klein "The Shock Doctrine", André Breton

HeroesSubcomandante Marcos, Che Guevara, Darth Vader, the Phantom of the Opera, Al Gore, Dr. Evil, Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris, Zach de la Rocha, David Lynch





Groups: Street Scrapperslow riders and hot rodsim fucken lowYoung Latin Millionaire'sPreserve our Democracy (POD)THE LEADER OGRELORDGREEN NATION COMMUNITYPriscilla Riddy's Abstaining Virgins

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     Ask A Chola's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:Aztlan
Body type:5' 6" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:new media artist/cultural critic/anarchist/chola

   Ask A Chola's Schools
University Of California-Los Angeles
Los Angeles,California
Graduated: 1952
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Latin American Studies
 

1950 to 1952


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   Ask A Chola's Blurbs
About me:
I am a new media artist/cultural critic/anarchist/chola who resides in LA. I am a Situationist in a bandana. Find out more about me in this entrevista (en español) en Revista Replicante and in this article (in English) in Tu Ciudad magazine.

My reality is an experiment in Web 2.0.

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Stuff I Dislike:
censorship, Larry the Cable Guy, Carlos Mencia, the idiot masses who follow them, people who are driven solely by money, corporate bitches, people who think it is unpatriotic to think critically, linear thought, "reality", people who get sidetracked by rational thought, pandering
Who I'd like to meet:
Subcomandante Marcos (Delegado Zero). Manu Chao. Mick Jagger. David Lynch. Stephen Colbert. The Unabomber. People who think I'm funny and people who don't so I can cut them. Women who kick ass. All kinds of artists to join my Chola Collective/La Colectiva Chola!

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Cristo Nombret

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Oct 20 2009 7:27 PM

Hola Chola is a pleasure to be your amigo hahahah
me gustan mucho tus videos, siempre me ponen de buenas
I also wear a bandana but only when I want to steal Ipods ;)
you are my fav chola in the whole world osea Mexico <3
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Oct 20 2009 7:27 PM

Many thanks for the add! :) Ask a Chola has reached legendary status on the internet.
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Oct 20 2009 7:02 PM

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Free Cash & Give aways to the winners!!

As well as live performance by one of LA’s hottest Latin Alternative Groups.

This year Al Borde brings you a night of music with "LA SANTA CECILIA",  Dee-Jay's  K-BILLY & CHEE-BO!!
 
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01 Los Wawanco- Vienen Las Brujas
02 Los Diablos Rojos- El Guapo
03 Alberto Pedraza- Hechiceria
04 Fruko & Sus Tesos- A La Memoria Del Muerto
05 MaguarŽ- Cumbia En Do Menor
06 Silvestre Montez Y Sus Guantanameros- El Diablo
07 Juaneco Y Su Combo- Ya Se Ha Muerto Mi Abuelo
08 Aniceto Molina- La Brujita
09 Very Be Careful- Fantasma
10 La Sonora Dinamita- Macumba
11 Willie Colon Y Hector Lavoe- No Me LLores Mas
12 Ska Cubano- Chango
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14 Fantasma- Ghost Town (Bonus Track)

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