Richard Martin
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Ohio's Most Patriotic Republican Congressman
Male
46 years old
Van Nuys, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 5/27/2009
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Richard Martin's Comedian Bio
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| Website | askarepublican.com |
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Richard Martin's Interests
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| General | Taking my kids fishing someplace quiet so we can focus on their flaws.
Driving my Hummer through our gated subdivision and coming up with a way to reduce our oil-dependency.
Thumbing through the Sharper Image catalog.
Getting Americans fired up about being American! | | Music | Anything patriotic and soothing by anybody clean-shaven. Mostly commercial country and smooth jazz! | | Movies | Top Gun, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon | | Television | Fox News and the Military Channel | | Books | Anything by Ann Coulter. | | Heroes | Ronald Reagan, Oliver North, Richard Nixon, everybody at the Project for the New American Century! |
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Richard Martin's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Occupation: | Comedian |
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Richard Martin's Networking
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Total Plays: 4171 |
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About me:
To watch 2 minute videos of me answering smart-alecky liberals go to my website www.askarepublican.com
Hmmm. What can I say about myself? I've had the same haircut since seventh grade. Same goes for my worldview.
I'm comfortable around a variety of folks, from upper-class to upper-middle-class. I enjoy shaking hands and looking folks in the eye. Especially if I'm wearing cologne.
I'm proud of my tenure as CEO of Ohio Petroleum & Synthetics. I don't regret my cost-saving measures. I dumped into the river because there was a drought. I was raising the level of the river out of patriotism. I still don't believe those chemicals hurt anyone. I was forced to resign because of overly-litigous lawyers representing the hysterical mothers of a few very, very, slightly deformed babies.
I'm enjoying my newest challenge. I live in West Hollywood California, and I"m going to turn this blue state red! You just watch me!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Sean Hannity's Pen
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Richard Martin has 204 friends.
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If you are ever in the neighborhood, like this lady was, check out the funniest show in town!
I wish you continued success in all you do.
“Goodnight now and may God bless”
Wishing you the best for 2009, Happy New Year!
I hope this makes you smile.
Good-bye for now and may God bless.
Brian Hoffman - Red Skelton Tribute Artist.
What a pair!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two PEAS in a POD! I'm voting for these guys!
Good-bye for now and may God bless.
Brian Hoffman - Red Skelton tribute artist.
