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Influences
Ask Miss Manners. But not that bitch Dear Prudence.
Sounds Like
I sound just like Green Andy, except instead of making music I'm listening to your problems (or reading them, at any rate) and telling you why it's not as bad as it seems.
Welcome to ASK GREEN ANDY, your number one spot on MySpace for asking all your most embarrassing, life-threatening, humiliating questions. Do you have a problem? Girlfriend getting on your nerves? Horrible rash on your genitals? Don't know what toppings to put on your ice cream sundae? Green Andy is here for you.
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So my question is kinda vague. I want to know what the deal is with that freecreditreport.com band. Are they a real band? do they actually write the songs? that sorta stuff. just gimme the low down on em.
p.s. have you ever considered green andy merch? I ask because i would love to design it.
Green Andy- is it a good idea for me to have another baby? My son is not even 6 months old yet and I just found out that I'm pregnant yesterday. Is it true that siblings that close in age are usually the same sex? Please respond via message because I haven't told anyone I'm pregnant yet! Lol
Green Andy, IVE GOT THIS FRIEND and he has gotten into some trouble with the law and is hoping to hire the mafia or skip town to take care of his buisness, which one do you think is better and how would i go about doing these things?
Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies from my daughter? They are $3 and uh...eating them will make you uh....I dunno live longer or something.*
Jer the cookie peddler
* This statement has not been proven nor is even realistic.
