I do construction, and that's important, more important prolly then what you do, look me up and we'll talk on business!
Some work I'm damn prowd of here!
You aflicted ones prolly dont get it but thats because you got a few busted springs in your head when it comes to construction. This door is for REAL men, the kind that dont cry if they get a turned ankle or some shit. I bring this uniqudom to my work but some assholes don't wanna pay up when the jobs done! Yup, Im writin bout you Bill Cox! The door goes where I SAY it goes and youd pay up if you know whats good for ya!
Music
My band, this albums on its way, once Randy quits bein such a tunin' sumbitch, an that ol' buzzarrd gets out of my face..Fuck, for now we ain't got no band!
Movies
ANYTHING besides this shit-ass documentry...
Ive still got my lawlers lookin into gettin me a piece of that pie from that one for them tryin to make a decent upstandin American like me look like some sort of crazy retard in their movie!
Television
The ball game, don't matter which one, usually I don't care whats on cuz Im clever like and use the tv as somethin to lure people in so I can lay down the damn law!
Books
Definitely not the Bible, all this one begat that one and that one begat, and begat begat, nope, just not for me. I read a lot of magazines about real man things, titties, trucks, chicken champ, beer, tools, you know.
Heroes
Heroes are for cock-suckers and retards! I'm in construction, that's hero enough for me, See I build things, and that makes me my own damn hero!
About me: Open yer fuckin' eyes and look at the so-called reality of my site and ya get what is and ain't about me!
A fuckin' ad I did a whiles back. Thats right mother fuckers I AM a local celebrity and if you candy ass poppa nazi bastards get all in my face, Imma make you eat that fuckin camry, ya bastards!
I AINT forgot! This WILL be so-called REALITY once I get aholt of that bastard Karl!
AND FUCK YOU TOO INTERNET!!! THIS IS SOME SORRYASS BULLSHIT! I'D WHOOP THE DAWG SHIT OUTTA PAC MAN GAWD DAMMIT!
A lesson in so-called reality as told to snot-nose Franky, from that damn documentry that got yall thinkin wrong about me. I'm hurtin, but fuck all that, I'll kick yer ass!
My own damn self, Id be cool to party with and would know hows not to be assholish and would know all about so-called reality and havin' an old lady all on my ass, would know how to handle weird little shits. Plus, if I got mad at myself, I'd know how much I could whoop the dog-shit outta me, sos I'd just drink till passin out an shit, stead dealin with all these fucked up folks that don't know I'm hurtin! Also, I'd get twice as much shit done at the construction site!
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