Andrew "The Hotfist" Morgan
Walking Non Sequitur.

Male
28 years old
PGH, Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login: 5/3/2009
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General
MusicCurrently : Wolf Parade, The Dismemberment Plan, Travis Morrisson, Q and Not U, Arcade Fire, Strokes, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Clash, Fugazi, Burning Airlines, Bright Eyes, the Killers, Sufjan Stevens, Trans Am, Swervedriver, Elvis Costello, Al Green, Spoon, Tapes 'n' Tapes

At Some Point[ with recurring component ]: Coltrane, Adderly, Getz, young Miles, Metallica, myself, The Roots, Deltron 3030, Johnny Cash, Karate, Interpol, Hot Water Music,
MoviesRoyal Tenenbaums, Lost In Translation, Pi, Good Fellas, Big Lebowski, Rushmore, Shawshank Redemption, Devil's Playground, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy.
TelevisionBlackbox gone white. Renewed love of History channel, Discovery and Frontline. And the Real World, various cast challenges, et al, but only by association. West Wing. Sports Night.
BooksCurrently and Contemporaneously
How Scots Invented the Modern World: Herman, A People's History of the United States: Zinn, How We Are Hungry: Eggers, Breakfast of Champions: Vonnegut, Teach Yourself Electricity and Electronics: Giblisco
HeroesShirley Rosencrantz, Iowa City, IA
Groups: The Plague

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     Andrew "The Hotfist" Morgan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Souf Central LBG, bitches
Body type:5' 8" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Student

   Andrew "The Hotfist" Morgan's Schools
University Of Pittsburgh-Main Campus
Pittsburgh,PA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Professional
Major: Law
 

2008 to Present
New York University
New York, NEW YORK
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science
Clubs: The Plague, Impending Alchoholics Anonymous
 

1999 to 2002
Lewisburg Hs
Lewisburg, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Major: Laziness, Apathy, Physics
Clubs: Sibil, Elijah Torn, Straightjacket, Johnny Rockstar.
 

1994 to 1998

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4/04 - Current
Pimp My Existential Dilemna
Accra, GH
Executive Director




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   Andrew "The Hotfist" Morgan's Blurbs
About me:
- Having difficulty coming up with positive self-assessments.

- Desperately yearning for a spell check. For self-validation.

- Don't know when to take a hint.

- 36, 24, 36. And yes, 5'3"

- Driving fast is a civic responsibility.

- Adjunct Professor, School of Soft Knocks.

- Engrossed in a near constant struggle against the gravity that draws finger to eye.

- Nailing shit to the shed since 2006.

- Part of me is thinking about tornadoes.

- If you came to me and you said "I'm a happy gay garbageman", I'd say "I'm happy for you".

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Andrew "The Hotfist" Morgan has 84 friends.
 Amanda 


 Tudor 


 Bowen 


 John 


 Miss Alexandra 


 Constance 


 Will 





Andrew "The Hotfist" Morgan's Friends Comments
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Laurenza





Feb 11 2009 4:51 PM

hey haven't seen you in forever!!! just thought i would say hi. hope all is well with ya.
Bowen





Nov 6 2008 4:35 AM

Thanks for moving to PA in order to swing the election Obama's way. Your vote made the difference. Along with the other 600,000 people that made up the margin of victory.
Mal





Jul 30 2008 10:23 PM

You can take your Pittsburgh and fuck off. Call me.
Tudor





Jun 17 2008 7:23 AM

You guys all know he is engaged now, right? No love? WTF?
Tudor





Apr 26 2008 12:04 AM

You are pretty funny. You espouse your hatred of the sun, but them up an go to tropical Spanish speaking places that have tons of it. Wouldn't Alaska be more your style? Love ya.
Mal





Apr 5 2008 11:13 PM

this taco is completely out of tune, but still delicious.
MissFortune





Apr 5 2008 2:38 PM

hahahaahahahahaaaa... i forgot about that band... well, i guess i will have to start paying you to use that name, huh??
Will





Apr 1 2008 5:50 PM

MORGAN!!! how are you dude? haven't heard from you in a while. i hope you are kicking ass.
Tudor





Mar 13 2008 6:47 AM

Love you schmoopy.
Brenda





Feb 15 2008 3:53 PM

Happy birthday kiddo!
Tennessee Slim





Feb 15 2008 3:52 PM

Happy Born Day, homie
Tudor





Jan 25 2008 8:36 AM

Andrew Morgan. The other white meat.
Tudor





Jan 25 2008 12:36 AM

Boner.
Tudor





Dec 3 2007 5:51 PM

I hope your sweater vest is OK after that vicious knive/volvo attack.
crazy camera lady





Nov 27 2007 3:47 AM

I was going to attempt to add a witty comment in connection with our discussion from Saturday night, but I figured that whatever I said might be taken inappropriately out of context. However, I had a lot of fun and hope it happens again soon... hopefully, that doesn't sound inappropriate.
MissFortune





Nov 25 2007 8:17 PM

Mr. Morgan. I just wanted to let you know, that i was wrong about Bobby the Stripper's penis size. When i got home, I did a little comparison and came to the conclusion that it was, in fact, larger than I was giving him credit for. Therefore, you need no longer feel inadequate.
PS. i had a good time last night. I'm very happy we got to see you!
Tudor





Nov 7 2007 6:00 PM

Own it. I am proud of you.
Tudor





Nov 7 2007 3:52 AM

I was about four seconds from calling Yvonne. I love that you are so bad.
Amber





Nov 5 2007 7:27 PM

So, are you blushing from all of the drama you created?
Tim





Nov 1 2007 3:22 PM

I received an email that the keyboardist from Smashing Pumpkins had written a comment on my page. I got very excited, thinking that because she is a new, lesser-known member of the band with few friends, that maybe it would be a personal post. The post was an advertisment for a Macy's giftcard.
Miss Alexandra





Oct 12 2007 9:05 PM

“The problem with Internet ordinations, is that you don’t know who you are ordaining. You open the door for convicted pedophiles, rapists, even your garbage collector, to officiate at weddings.”



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James





Sep 13 2007 1:41 PM

When I say, "You wanna go to a bar?"

You say, "No. No I do not want to go to a bar."

Thank you for your anticipated compliance on this matter.
Tudor





Aug 21 2007 3:32 AM

What are you, drunk?
Mal





Aug 9 2007 9:43 PM

Aha! GBTW!!
Tudor





Jul 20 2007 10:58 PM

You should pick up/hijack would-be hitch hikers and buy them beef jerky.
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