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Interests
General
I make fused glass art. Its artsy. However I mostly am focusing on a non-profit I started to save cats from being killed. I am in search of volunteers of all kinds so If you believe in the cause you may contact me.Music
I listen to vanilla ice and billy ray cyrus, nothing else. seriously, some of you take your music waaay to seriously. the people that are like, "if you havent heard of skinny puppy then dont even bother talking to me!" really? since when is what someone listens to, a good basis on how you judge them as a person?
I dont give a fuck what you listen to, its not gonna make me like you any more or less.(a lie)Well thats not true, if your a guy and you listen to country you should be shot, if your a girl that listens to country thats fine, as long as you have a cute little southern accent.
EMO IS GAY! the whole emo way of life is gay, the word emo is gay, everything about emo is gay. if you describe yourself as "emo" you are gay.Heroes
Eric Cartman, Stewie, Sacha Baron Cohen
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Hometown: ass-pen
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: Average
- Ethnicity: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Children: Undecided
- Occupation: self-employed
Latest Blog Entries
- May 23, 2009 9:52 AM How to write a real "about me" section.
- May 22, 2009 9:24 AM "Thanks for the add"
- May 21, 2009 9:35 AM Sluts, Whores, and Ho's oh my
- May 20, 2009 8:43 AM FAKERS SUCK!
Blurbs
About me:
About me, well, whats there to say other then the usual....I like to smoke crack, eat lard, beat up handicapped people, hang out and date girls that cant remember the amount of guys they have slept with, typical guy stuff. Really though, I am far from the typical guy. I know, I know, thats what they all say. I am sure I could type enough here to prove that to be true, but then again everyone online lies so fucking much that its next to impossible to believe half the shit you read on here. Yep, I have a potty mouth, deal with it or fuck off and go pray for me.Why am I not the typical guy you ask? Well, like I said, that would take too long to type. I will say that I am honest,(hate liars)I have standards, I have never or will never have a one night stand or beer goggles. I don't want to get into your panties,(well i might, but only after I know you really well on the inside and outside) I am not a player and have never or would never cheat on a girl. I guess thats as untypical as it gets these days.
Ok so im not typical, got it? Good! SOOOOO ANNNNYWAY I just moved back to Boulder but I travel for fun and am in LA,NYC,Miami,Seattle,Kauai and San Diego all the time. I am always willing to meet more people, some "e-friends" even. I do not care what you look like, if I like what you have to say I will talk to you. I don't know why people have issues with looking for friends or even a relationship online. I am soooo sick of seeing shit like "I am only on here because a friend put my picture on here" blah blah blah. Get fucking real, is it more appropriate to meet people in a bar, at a party or on a computer? Personally, on average, I have more respect and would rather meet a girl or guy with a computer in their hand over a person drunk at a bar with a beer in their hand. But if I am out at a bar and you have a beer in your hand don't quote me on that.
Who I'd like to meet:
First and foremost people who would like to join my non-profit helping cats. 70% of all cats are killed in shelters and animal pounds so if that pisses you off in any way I will tell you how you can do something about it. If you like cats you can ask me about it I guess. Even though this isn't a dating site If I was to meet a girl I want to meet a girl that will hopefully give me the greatest gift a person could ever hope for. Fuck happiness, good conversation, honesty, 3.2 kids and a house with a white picket fence. I am talking about a gift so great that it continues to grace you with its presence for the rest of your life.....I speak of the one, the only, the infamous, HERPES!!! "the gift that keeps on giving" If anyone on here reads this and would like to share their herpes with me, please let me know you are ready to meet me and transfer them! (I will need you to email me the proof beforehand)I think I just puked.Who else....hmmm....my dream girl maybe? A down ass beotch no doubt, one that understands when she gets smacked why I did it. Fuck yeah is all I have to say about that. I am so sick of girls that think they have the right to do things like talking without permission.
On a serious note, I would be willing to talk to anyone that has standards, morals and can hold a decent conversation. I am flexible on the morals being that societies ideas of morality is a bit skewed from what it ought to be. Then again im kind of flexible on the decent conversation too...If you are a great big dummy with the intellect of a drunk paris hilton that always makes for a fun conversation too. Now that I mention it standards aren't important to me either. The only standard anyone should have to be with someone is a pulse.(for the record I am not that picky, a pulse isn't required)
I do hate liars and cheaters though, especially liars! If you lie to people on the internet(or in real life) then don't talk to me! I fucking hate liars with a passion. (Unless you lie to people just to fuck with their head because they are super lame and you are super bored) By the way, I do that all the time, so if you contact me and I don't like you don't be surprised if you hear that my father is bill gates and/or sometimes I molest little boys because I am studying to be a priest and need the practice. That part would only be a lie because my father isn't really bill gates.