Assault on the Senses by Michael P. Ferrari
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101 years old
Conshohoken, Pennsylvania
United States
Last Login: 12/15/2009
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| General | Binge drinking, purging, moping around, bitching and moaning and just generally kicking ass. | | Music | In my opinion, it just doesnt get any better than when a man and a woman meet and exchange their drunken emotions in a salsy, dance-able remix of "Back Dat Ass Up." I'd also settle for anything by Sisqo. When I'm not involved in the seductive pursuit of the dance, I listen to Journey, the Beatles, The Rolling Stones, G. Love and Special Sauce, Jack Johnson, The Killers, Modest Mouse, and "White Suburban Kid" rap, such as old skool Dr. Dre, Snoop, and just about anything else you can listen to while wearing Crosse Colours. | | Movies | I love movies, but hate listing my favs because I think it's impossible for anyone to list their favorites without sounding like a pretentious prick...except for Ghandi. I'm pretty sure he could talk about his favorite movies without sounding like a prick. | | Television | The Shield, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, LOST, The Office, scrambled porn. | | Books | ASSAULT ON THE SENSES (ON SALE NOW!!!!) As far as books I didn't write: Tapping the Source, Shotgun Opera, Confederacy of Dunces, Choke, Darly Dreaming Dexter, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, Bloodsucking Fiends, Catcher in the Rye, Mysteries of Pittsburg, Lullaby, and a bunch of other crap that makes me sound pretentious. | | Heroes | Musical Legend Bill Withers, because I once saw him crack a muggers spine after stealing a purse off of an old lady, all while not even taking his lips off of a glass of single-malt scotch. And the man dances like black lighting. |
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Chris Gilson For President In 2024, Who Loves Cricket?, The Anti-Douchebag Coalition...(a subdivision of the Anti-Dennis Evenson Group), Wasted, Celebrity Profiles Group, *The_Super_Group*, Cecil Simon's Brokeback Mountain Fan Club, The 50's Meet
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Kick-assville, USA | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Book | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Assault on the Senses: Prologue and first two chapters
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About me:
I'm a writer who just released his first novel. You should buy it. If you don't, I can't afford medicine for my dying aunt, and if she ends up dying, I can't use the "I take care of my dying aunt" line to get laid any more. So please buy my book. Check out more on my website, www.assaultonthesenses.com
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Who I'd like to meet:
The book, "Assault on the Senses" is a dark comedy about Kalvin Gray, a college student drowning in a mix of late-night drinking binges and his own self-loathing. Shattered by the insecurities caused by his most recent break-up and a lack of direction, Kalvin eccentrically stumbles through life one beer at a time. Things take a turn for the worst when he finds a "wanted" poster warning students of an attempted rapist, featuring a police sketch that appears to be him.
Knowing he didn't commit the crime and fearing this will ruin his reputation and any chance of ever having sex again, Kalvin eagerly tries to find a solution to this case of mistaken identity. However, it's not until Katie, the seductive editor of the school newspaper, comes along that Kalvin is better able to search for the truth--while taking an interest in her at the same time. What Kalvin doesn't realize is that looking for the truth will lead him to a secret that could ruin more than just his sex life...that is, if he can stay sober long enough to find the truth.
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