Musical instruments, particularly basses. Shit . Good books and movies and bands, other stuff... Art is pretty interesting too,
Music
Primus, anything Les Claypool is associated with, Stanley Clarke, Cliff Burton, Steve DiGiorgio, Frank Zappa, Sausage, Snakefinger, Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band, Weather Report, the Minutemen, Rush, the Residents, Tom Waits, Morphine, Syd Barrett, Jaco Pastorius, Jane's Addiction, the Smashing Pumpkins, Buckethead, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, the Mars Volta, Black Sabbath, Death, Larry Graham, Paul Gilbert, Mr. Bungle, Billy Sheehan, some Metallica, The Velvet Underground... Call it the top 10%.
Movies
I am living the plot to Pink Flamingos.
Television
Loads of Ren & Stimpy. Rocko's modern life was a cool show... say, what happened to all these cool shows I'd stay up late to watch, long before I had a Libido? Now all I have are aging VHS' and a half-hour block of decent Adult Swim programming. Corporate MTV and primary color palettes ruined American television. I wish I had Boomerang or maybe a few hours alone with Sumner Redstone to set him straight, either way I'd get to watch Top Cat again. Fucking Jews...
Books
Anything by Hunter S. Thompson, William Golding, Anthony Burgess, Ken Kesey, Jack Kerouac, George Orwell, Dante Allighieri, Allen Ginsberg, Joseph Heller, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemmingway, Kurt Vonnegut... I could go on, but I imagine nobody cares about this. I guess I can say whatever I damn well please. Balls! Titties! This is now officially the "Balls n' Titties" zone, and shall be referred to only as such. Every thing from this point on shall pertain directly to either the aforementioned balls or the aforementioned titties, and shall serve to make me appear more intelligent and cultured as every person reading this will get bored after the second line and assume I am just listing book titles from that point on. But no! I will, in fact, be revolutionizing Myspace with my "Balls n' Titties" section, hidden beneath a clever guise of author's names whose books I may or may not have read, ever, in my life! I'm quite proud of my "Balls n' Titties section at this point. I think it's doing quite well in fact. I feel that the absence of any actual pictures of balls and/or tittes will not detract from the section as a whole, and I intend for it to have a long and fruitful life, or else be completely forgotten when I finish this sentence.
Heroes
Les Claypool, Hunter S. Thompson, Salvador Dali, Divine, Captain Beefheart, my sister, for licking John Waters asshole and taking a picture.
YOU SHOULD SIGN ON MYSPACE SOMETIME AND LEAVE ME SWEET CORNY MESSAGES LIKE BOYFRIENDS DO WHO HAVE A MYSPACE AND GIRLFRIENDS ON THEIR MYSPACE OR SOMETHING
hey chris, what's up man? dude i wanna jam with you sometime and see what we can do. right now i'm in alabama for a space rock convention, and i'm playing with this band called "Weerd" i think you might have enjoyed it. alright dude.
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