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Johansen
Acoustic / Rock / Emo

"Hotter than the clap"

Santa Monica, California
United States

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Last Login:  6/24/2008
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Member Since12/7/2005
Band Websiteclayboobs.com
Band MembersClay Johnsen -25 Clark Johnsen -29 Zane Johnsen - 20 Wyatt Darling - 28
InfluencesHansen, The osmond brothers, the Jackson 5....
Sounds LikeTeen Spirit
Record LabelSojo & Tyrone Inc.
Type of LabelNone




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.. width="425" height="350">..> We are a totally sweet band that gets lots of chicks. Especially since my older brother is gay and my younger brother in an esoterically conversational psuedointellectual. We have all been in different bands at some point, but are now combining our efforts in the new band "JOHANSEN" Why the name Johansen you may ask good question. ..1 To make fun of the Band Hansen ..2 We are danish. Our name used to be Johansen over a hundred years ago. ..3 It just seemed fitting, because we are all sardonically irreverant bastards.... in our own right.
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Leon





Jun 3 2008 6:11 PM

Johansen!!!

Happy Tuesday; Happy Hump Day!!!

I hope you've had an ÜBER-EASY Monday! And that by now your week is shaping up to be PURE BLISS!

Shimmering rays of light, Glowing beams of hope, and Über-warm regards, ALWAYS!
..Leon
melissa





May 22 2008 5:54 PM

Hello Clay!!! How are you? What have you been doing?
TGJI





May 2 2008 4:21 PM

Hey, how's it goin' man? You still enjoying southern California? I bought a new car in the tradition of Clay fn Johnsen!!
Hana





Apr 30 2008 5:04 PM

Hey! Check out my hot new Slide Show on Slide TV!!

Or make your own
wyatt





Mar 25 2008 11:54 AM

Dear little dutch boy,
how you doing, bro? I miss ya.
How's california and Santa boo-boo?
Johnny Ronca





Mar 20 2008 11:31 AM

Clay...so awesome seeing you at the wedding bro. Man what a sweet time! I haven't stopped thinking of our convo about LA either. Once I get some bills paid and boring stuff like that Im going to make a visit bro.
Rock on chair dancing god!
The Nightshift





Mar 5 2008 6:35 AM

Remember me? I'm your past. I am all you ever think about... admit it. You want me back.
ADDYSON





Feb 17 2008 7:37 PM

you miss meeeeee
Leon





Feb 9 2008 5:14 PM

Johansen!!!

Happy Saturday-Sunday!!! :-D

I hope that you've been having a FANTASTIC WEEKEND!

Shimmering rays of light, Glowing beams of hope, and Über-warm regards, ALWAYS!
..Leon
jon pinney





Jan 26 2008 1:27 AM

what's up dude? how's life? seeing from the comment below this one, it's either really good, or really bad. take care dude
ADDYSON





Jan 25 2008 8:41 PM

douche bag
melissa





Dec 20 2007 4:33 PM


Glitterfy.com - Glitter Graphics
Rico





Dec 7 2007 12:28 PM

Whats up? I found this site and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you. I dont know how it works but its really cool, it told me a couple different people who have crushes on me since gradeschool. You gotta try it!

Click here to find Out
CARP





Dec 3 2007 11:23 PM

Clay is a good man. We've been friends in Utah, New York City and California. There's other good things about him too.
GINA





Nov 9 2007 8:15 PM

Looking good chico.... Hope Cali is treating you well!!!
Leon





Nov 9 2007 1:46 PM

Johansen!!!

HAPPY FRIDAY!

I hope that you had an easy week!
Now, line yourself for an FANTASTIC WEEKEND!

Rays of light and beaming smiles to you!
..Leon
Erin





Nov 6 2007 4:26 PM

have you fallen off the face of the planet? but seriously...what's new?
melissa





Oct 20 2007 10:54 PM

Musta Ka na? Makadi hira elder Nelson ngan iya mga friends ha Philippines. Ma visit iya area didi ha Philippines Tacloban Mission. Upod ka? hehehe.
chris





Oct 17 2007 9:35 AM

Why you stealin our plays? Sucka! HA!
Rico





Oct 12 2007 1:45 PM

You did not attend the Fire Class today!!!!!!! Hey you have a good weekend!!!
SurfGuruJeff





Sep 26 2007 5:04 PM

I do, except, once my pants are one I made Gold Records.

I went to trestles today on my new 6'2" thruster! Wheeee!
Gary and Gail





Sep 26 2007 3:31 PM

Clayton, your Danish welcome is as sad as our Danish Christmas song. Come on, you are half Danish, find out how to spell it...or was it a joke and I MISSED IT AGAIN??? Love ya, MOM
melissa





Sep 25 2007 7:07 PM

okay la ako didi. adi ako ha manila naukoy yana. Kumusta na it imo work? Pera na tanan imo pasyente? TAPOS KA NA IMO PAG ESKWELA?
Clark





Sep 23 2007 11:45 PM

im sitting on a coffee pot taking a sh*t...
TGJI





Sep 20 2007 8:34 PM

What's up man, how did your trip to Chicago go?
melissa





Sep 18 2007 10:02 PM

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NateDawg





Sep 11 2007 11:14 PM

Thanks for the Add Man! Your music rocks!!
Melissa





Sep 10 2007 5:57 PM

Hey! I agree West coast is the best coast! I saw you on Janie's friendlist and wanted to say hi! Let me know if you are ever in Houston. Hope all is well!
Sonya





Sep 6 2007 4:16 PM

Crazy action shot! Totally sweet. Hope all is going well.
Jack





Sep 5 2007 9:54 AM

I am up to a whole lot of lovin if you know what I mean... Lets just say her car is really clean!
Jack





Sep 5 2007 9:52 AM

You are right Clay... I have no excuses... I am a bad friend and a bad person! I Apologize!
Clark





Sep 4 2007 1:44 AM

CLAY!! I MISSSSSSHSHHSHSHT YOU. Sorry i haven't called you back. I have been sort of busy.. and by sort of i mean really. Clay its not every day that you get to do a really fruity dance on the jerry lewis telethon. I will try to call you tomarra. Love you always brotherhood
Ryan





Sep 4 2007 12:14 AM

who is that guy that kind of resembles you shredding that wave in your new pic? ;) Nice action shot bro. PS: I'm getting my board in like 2 weeks!
Erin





Aug 31 2007 10:23 AM

surgery eh? maybe you could re-attach the torn ligaments in my ankle for me huh? haha j/k...but yeah let's party it up soon...although dancing might prove a bit difficult with a bum ankle. see you later.
Rico





Aug 31 2007 9:33 AM

DUDE! Enjoy your long weekend man BE SAFE! PEACE! BOOO ANG KA MAN?
chris





Aug 30 2007 11:46 AM

Hey Bro...how is LA treating you?