Howard
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Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Nov 10 2009 9:34 PM

i stole some pictures from your facebook, hope you don't mind.
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Nov 9 2009 5:23 PM

well are you in UPPER division art classes yet?

because the difference between upper and lower division classes is the difference between life-wasting and greater relevance.
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Nov 9 2009 6:57 AM

if i write my shit for an "ideal reader" or whatever you said, i'm not aware of it.  it's more like one half of myself writing for the other half.  but i guess in a way that's the same thing.

also, this painting is going to rock my balls.  face.

and yeah.  school isn't fun.  it just isn't.  you should have lower expectations so that life at least has the chance to pleasantly surprise you sometimes, instead of perpetually disappointing you.  i hope that didn't come off as harsh.
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Nov 5 2009 7:18 PM

my only request is that you and i be somewhere (prob. in the background) of that painting looking all stalkery and creeptastic.  preferably in our halloweeen costumes, as that's our coolest state.
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Nov 4 2009 8:33 PM

those WERE some good word combinations.

i'm glad that when society decided to shorted the word "combination," they made it "combO" instead of "combI" which technically would've made more sense, but actually would've made more LAME.

when i was a kid, even during the years i didn't see jackie at all (ages about 7 to 14), whenever i met a new friend and i was going to go to his/her house for the first time - or when some new person was telling me about his/her life and i had to imagine the setting of his/her house - i ALWAYS imagined the pinkowitz living room and staircase from their old house.  everyone's house had that room, in my mind's eye, and i was surprised EVERY time i actually saw what people's houses looked like.

that's kinda like your lecture hall thing.
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Oct 21 2009 12:10 AM

I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

jackie was unable to request off halloween weekend, and she will probably have to work. 

thus, you'll have a better chance at seeing her if you come down to san diego, as she most likely won't be able to come to you. 
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Oct 21 2009 12:08 AM

i feel like there are two kinds of bipolar people, and I (definitely not science or considerate/sensitive people) categorize them as follows: those who are legit, and suffer for it; and those who i just find annoying because they like to talk about it.  and even though those in the latter category might actually have crazy shit going on in their brains and i should feel bad for them, i just can't believe it.  guess which one katherine is.  at least she apologized.  if i were you, i would just pretend that she'd said "sorry for being a bitchtwat," instead of "sorry for my strange behavior - i'm bipolar."  i'd much rather accept the twat apology.

also, i asked this question before, i think to tygue, but i don't remember getting an answer: is the party now LINDSAY'S party, or is it that party her friends are throwing with a maze that i have to be scary for?  because i will just say that i'm not really down if it's the second option.  and also, i don't actually know for sure of any halloween parties going on down here, but downtown san diego is really fun on halloween.  we'd have to spend moneys though, probably -- i'm warning you now so you know.  (like either admission for mazes, or drinks/food if we go out, or maybe a cover charge depending on where.  but mostly, i avoid places that charge a cover to get in, because they tend to be full of the douchiest of douches.)   

i don't know.  i kinda wouldn't mind staying down here, because it's easier for me, but if we went up to long beach or whatever, i'd probably get to visit my mom and maybe even find an excuse to go to disneyland.  so i'm pretty torn.  there are pros and cons either way.

ps) though i did request off friday through sunday, i won't know for sure if i got the weekend until this friday.
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Oct 20 2009 10:55 PM

hey duuuuude - are you going to be working at the Queen Mary on actual Halloween?
Aquatic Menace

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Oct 20 2009 5:36 AM

alas, there shant be time, most likely, for us to make it up there between now and halloween.  i should speak for myself, really; i don't know what the duece that jackie is up to.

i'm really glad you wiki-ed that sherman oaks shit.  my whole life (and my hole life) i've been confusing sherman and thousand oaks (more accurately, i've dismissed sherman oaks' actually existence because i knew with more certainty what thousand oaks actually was.  ultimately, i think i'd subconsciously decided that anyone who talks about sherman oaks is really talking about thousand oaks and just calling it by its nickname or some shit, which is REALLLLY not true), and now i feel like i'll finally remember what sherman oaks is.
Aquatic Menace

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Oct 19 2009 5:06 PM

i wish that shit on the queen mary wasn't expensive as ASS to get into, because i've always wanted to do that.

how far is sherman oaks?  is that in the valley?
Aquatic Menace

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Oct 16 2009 9:31 PM

haha, i just scared jackie because i read that sentence (in my head) where you quoted lindsay quoting you and then emphatically yelled "HONESTLY."

i got sorta cured of hating my face yesterday, but it kinda came back again today - probably because i haven't slept enough and haven't done physical activity for a few days and both of those things make me cranky.  and uglier.

Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Oct 15 2009 4:48 AM

[i am going to be lazy and respond to only one part of that comment]

I have ACTUALLY been unable to sleep lately because I can't stop thinking about how much I hate my face, so I TOTALLY don't blame you for being "vain."

Besides, remember when we were at that Indian restaurant and Farnosh asked what would the chances of success have to be for us to accept a shitty treatment regimend (sp?) for an otherwise deadly disease?  and my instinct was to say "50%" initially?  and other people said that if there was even like a 2% chance of it working, they'd try?

My point is, I ONLY understand that and I DO NOT think it's vain.
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Oct 8 2009 9:32 PM

did you know that they made that (I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell or whatever) into a movie that's coming out like right now?  i read about it in Entertainment Weekly or something.  and it got decent reviews.

i know what you mean about freakin Diablo Cody ACTUALLY becoming a stripper.  she was like a totally normal chick and then was like, "imma do it," and then she freakin DID.  it's crazy. 

i don't know if i told you, but Jennifer's Body was pretty entertaining, actually.  sucks that it's not doing well.
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Oct 5 2009 8:51 PM

well U2 as the musical guest was totally gay, and there wasn't a whole lot of actual megan fox, but she was decent at what she did do.  i kinda feel like SNL in general is sorta shitty this season, just because they don't have a lot of actual comedy happening.  i suppose it's premature to say that, as there have only been two episodes thus far, but i think it's true.
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Oct 5 2009 2:05 AM

Might I recommend Zombieland?

It's a fun time.
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Oct 3 2009 10:23 PM

(and i will flamenco dance in spain while you do so.)

(you will also be in spain.)
Aquatic Menace

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Oct 3 2009 10:22 PM

sorry it took me so long to respond i was preoccupied by trying to poop.

anyways, i LOVE scenes like that.  like really dramatic, dark (literally dark) shipwreck scenes and whatnot.  YOU SHOULD DO THAT 100% OF YOUR LIFE.
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Oct 3 2009 9:40 PM

i'm prrrrrrretty sure that picture came from an old issue of Rolling Stone (i'm guessing the 90s).  there's a cover where he's sitting on, like, a kitchen countertop or something (?) and wearing a dress, and i THINK that beach picture is from that same issue.

ps) are you with your uncle right now?
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Oct 3 2009 9:36 PM

but then didn't i say "... so that you can paint hilarious situations in this style, thereby making it ESPECIALLY hilarious." ???

i'm pretty sure i wasn't going for high art or something.

but DO IT if you want.  and if you can.  (i have no idea how hard that would be for you - only how impossible it would be for me.)
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Sep 22 2009 10:47 PM

... dirty vampire.
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Sep 16 2009 3:25 AM

If we end up going to that party that Lindsay told us about on Halloween, I don't want to be THE person who shows up in a non-scary costume.

Can you think of scary costumes?  Because I can only think of things that are like SUPERgay.

(remember how we're not going to use "gay" anymore?  good job, me.)
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Sep 10 2009 4:33 AM

i wasn't disappointed by District 9, per se.

i'm disappointed by everything lately in the sense that i ASSume things are going to be THE BEST thing i've ever experienced, so when they're simply "good enough," it's not AS good as i was expecting.

so in that sense, yeah, i guess it was technically disappointing, but ACTUALLY, it was fine.

i haven't seen Basterds either, but jackie has, and she is going to be coming.
Aquatic Menace

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Sep 9 2009 5:14 PM

sweet!  does that place have things you can eat too though?  because if not, let's go a see a movie or something.

jackie might be able to come, too.  we're not sure yet because she might have to work or some shit, but... yeah.
Aquatic Menace

Aquatic Menace



Sep 7 2009 7:31 PM

i'm not gonna be able to make it on your actual bday, but i have saturday and sunday (and possibly monday??? don't know yet) off, so i could maybe come and take you out to dinner or something.  or we could like see a movie or something else, i don't know... SOMETHING.

i know your restaurant options must be extremely limited, but tygue told me about some place you took him in long beach (i think) that is vegan and they have a delicious garden burger or something?  i'll take you there if you want.  or something like that. 

and the idea of drinking depresses me lately, so i'm kind of with you on that "let's not get drunk" sentiment that you seem to have been implying. 
Cristofer

Cristofer Procinsky



Sep 7 2009 3:13 PM

Happy almost birthday! Sep. 11th is my mom's birthday.

Kinda sucks for her...
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