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This is Giselle...Bryce's "little flower of lovely perfection...seriously, it's stupid how hot she is."
Music
Yeah, I like music. You know how they make a lot of kids learn the recorder in grade school? Well, I had to do that, but I played all the way through my Freshman year of college at various retirement homes, as well as in a garage band. Then somebody told me that the only instrument you can play in college is the guitar, so I traded in my recorder for a guitar. And as a word of advice, there's not a real good trade in value on recorders. Losing proposition...seriously, don't do it.
ESPN is the only thing worth watching on TV. Brewers Baseball Rules!!!!!
Books
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, Raving Fans, The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership, The 9 Steps to Financial Freedom, and The Millionaire Mind. Those are all business books. I haven't read any of them, but they seem to make customers feel confident when they see them on my shelf.
Heroes
Paul Molitor, Rollie Fingers, Robin Yount, and Henry Aaron. (All famous players for the Milwaukee Brewers!)
What is Ass Wipers, Inc.? Well, after Bryce Gilbert graduated from college with a degree in urban planning, he found that not too many career doors were opening for him, other than at the local electronics superstore. So, Bryce decided to start his own business, but couldn't figure out exactly what he wanted to do. To avoid narrowing it down, Bryce started a company that would do literally anything (as long as it was legal).
Everyone has a short list of jobs they don't want to do themselves, and that's where Ass Wipers, Inc. comes in. Customers hire Ass Wipers to do their dirty work--anything from painting their house, to dumping their girlfriend, to taking their ugly and socially disfunctional children to the Prom. No task is too tough, and we are here to make your life easier.
Since this business concept is so revolutionary a cameraman was hired to document the whole thing.
You can watch our company grow through it's first few months by checking out our 15 episode sitcom! See how we handle new friends, some crazy clients, and even a kidnapping...
Director: Rick Fonte Written by: Brad Fletcher and Rick Fonte Producers:Brad Fletcher and Rick Fonte Associate Producers: Sara E.R. Fletcher and Erin Fonte Director of Photography: Nathan Gotsch Sound Recordist: Mike Lengies and Brian Curley Makeup Artist: Heather Williams Editor: Rick Fonte Production Manager: Christine Danahy Casting: Jen Froehlich Costumes: Sara E. R. Fletcher and Denise Rebrovic Production Assistant: Kyle Hensley AWI theme composed by: John Vallone Additional music: Rick Fonte
Featuring:
BRAD FLETCHER
DAVID MICKLER
SARA E. R. FLETCHER
MIKE MAULOFF
BRENT BURCROFT
JOHN VALLONE
CHRISTINE JOELLE
RICK FONTE
KENNY DELLINGER
AMBUR LOWENTHAL
JOSH GOBOIAN
JENNIFER BOARINI
MICHAEL LEHR
NINA JO ACHILLE
ROGER TRAMMELL
RIA SOLER
MICHAEL HAN
ANISA ALAMIA
BECKY KREGOSKI
BETTY SANCHEZ
SARAH PLETCHER
CHUCK SPITLER
DARRIN PETERS
DAVE VESCIO
TERESA BERKIN
DEVON SIMMONS
CAROLINE WHITE
LOLA SHAHDADI
NICOLE LIGERMAN
PAUL SHABLESKI
BRANDON SMITH
DYLAN BUSSE
ERIC JAMES
ERIC RAMSEY
ALSELIS CRUZ
JAMIE WONZY
KYLE HENSLEY
JESSIE OBER
JETT PATRICK
JODI STANFORD
JOE SANCHEZ
JOEY ALLEN
KAREN SPEITEL
PAT GERMANO
REBECCA DUNN
DAVID FUIT
Who I'd like to meet: The entire Milwaukee Brewers baseball team. Bill Gates. And the guys that invented the ESPN Mobile phone (seriously, you guys have done God's work)
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Okay, I'm a MAJOR dork! I googled my name looking for a my finish times from one of the marathons I ran and the first thing that came up was Ass Wipers! Hah! I JUST watched the 1st episode which I was in, for the first time. You guys rock! You're going on my top box!! Keep up the good work:)
Hey my mysterious sparkling friend, This is like going to be like a Magic filled episode full of magical magic. I think that we should all be like Harry Potter, so like get ready to be wowed like big time and stuff--Sending hocus pocus presto Abra Cadabra alla kazamm wishes--Rhonda Anthony Tanner/R.A.T. Coaching
Hey my mysterious sparkling friend, This is like going to be like a Magic filled episode full of magical magic. I think that we should all be like Harry Potter, so like get ready to be wowed like big time and stuff--Sending hocus pocus presto Abra Cadabra alla kazamm wishes--Rhonda Anthony Tanner/R.A.T. Coaching
Spring is in the air.... and I'm feeling frisky... If you happen to be visiting Detroit for DEMF, or Montreal for Mutek, please let me know. I'll be at both events with magazines to hand out...
I hope things are well in your world.... all the best and beyond. Verg. (Lx7 Podcast)
