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Darius
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"This is all you get until i get audio or video...and yes, im the one on the left!"

Male
87 years old
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 5/15/2008
Mood: flirty Mood Image
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  http://www.myspace.com/astingraykilledsteveirwin  

   Darius's Comedian Bio
BioBorn and raised in the city of CHI.
InfluencesBeer, News, and People.
Films

    Darius's Interests
GeneralPeople, Music, Food, YOU!!!!
MusicRock, Hip Hop, Jazz/Samba, Beat Boxing.
MoviesA Perfect World, Seven, Dill Scallion, Donnie Darko, SLC Punk, Freestyle, The God Father I-III, Cast Away, Blank Man, Drug Store Cowboy, Sid and Nancy, Basquiat, ALI, Julien Donkey Boy, Gummo(weird), Black Orpheus, City of God, Usual Suspects, Swing Kids, 21 Grams....Blah Blah Blah...
TelevisionESPN.
BooksAre meant for reading not burning.
HeroesA pretty good sandwich from what i heard.

RON PAUL

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     Darius's Details
Status:Divorced
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chi Town/ M-Town/ SouthSide
Body type:1' 7" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Mormon
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:Post grad
Occupation:...Just..Being myself..on mySPACE

   Darius's Schools
Mundelein Cons High School
Mundelein,Illinois
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 2001


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   Darius's Blurbs
About me:
I've been active in the Chicago Comic scene since the age of 12 (not a joke). I love pancakes or pretty much any type of breakfast food. I've attended Second City Chicago's IFA program, and also studied in their scetch comedy program. I also attended Piven Theatre, and Audition Studio, here in Chicago. You may find me walking down the street or even taking the CTA. I dont like it when weird people touch my hair. I believe in love too. (Im definitely going to get shit for that)
ARNOLD SHOWING HIS TRUE FEELINGS...
Who I'd like to meet:


   Darius's Friend Space (Top 24)
Darius has 623 friends.
 Sunny 


 Chicago rEVOLution 


 Janitor 


 Bryan 


 Cambo 


 Dave 


 Tony 


 I< I2 @ ! 6 


 Michael 


 Vanessa 


 tony bologna 


 Leo 


 november has come 


 ♥ Michelle ♥ 


 Mike 


 ROB DYRDEK 


 ♥ Britard ♥ 


 nathan andrew 


 Higgins 


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 fordney rep 


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Darius's Friends Comments
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♥ Michelle ♥





May 15 2008 9:39 AM

I like R Kelly.
Erin





May 15 2008 8:56 AM

so whats the verdict?
Higgins





May 15 2008 5:20 AM

Driving is an option, however at the current rate gas will be god damn $6 a gallon.
♥ Michelle ♥





May 14 2008 6:18 PM

moving on...hopefully to bigger and better things, as you always are.
:)
GRETA





May 12 2008 11:46 AM

i don't have yours either unfortunately!!
GRETA





May 12 2008 11:32 AM

hello~
Mike





May 12 2008 8:25 AM

Hey fool, where's my response card?
♥ Michelle ♥





May 9 2008 12:13 PM

what you doing tonight?
Michael





May 9 2008 10:38 AM

hey what time are you going to nicole's thing tomorrow?

Also..have you ever seen this? Fuckin Hilarious....




Navy Rookie





May 7 2008 8:28 PM

June 5th, but im heading out June 4th to chicago.
So its really June 4th,
Higgins





May 7 2008 1:36 PM

Haha, I knew you were going to mention her. She comes into my work on Friday nights sometimes, we've never hung out though. She knows Mikey Manson and Villacorta.
Higgins





May 7 2008 1:26 PM

With who?
november has come





May 6 2008 1:59 PM

whats wrong d?
Sunny





May 6 2008 10:19 AM


Hey Darius, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!



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♥ Michelle ♥





May 3 2008 3:09 PM

ummm...poohoop...as in a longer version of POOP?

apparently my brain has decided to stop working...

got any cool plans for the weekend? i am watching the first and only CUBBIES game that has been on over here. VERY EXCITING. they are kickin' ass...okay that's all.peace.
♥ Michelle ♥





May 1 2008 5:01 PM

soooo....last night was interesting...

hope you all had fun!!

peace.
Mike





Apr 30 2008 3:39 PM

go sox
Molita Bonita





Apr 28 2008 12:10 PM

yo i saw your homeboy hannibal last night.
hollerrrrrr
Brittany





Apr 26 2008 1:11 PM

hahahaha....but of course...little man!! i know, i know, im the shit! hahaha!
Brittany





Apr 25 2008 1:31 PM

hahahaha....i fuckin miss you TOO!!!! shit tons buddy!
[BRiTNi] ♥ [BiTCHES]





Apr 25 2008 1:23 PM

Aww you're gunna come drinking with us? Awesome..I'm excited now! Then yes..ill see ya tomorrow!
[BRiTNi] ♥ [BiTCHES]





Apr 25 2008 1:17 PM

darius!!!! i wanted to let you know, that you are loved. the end! ;) lol.
Nuisance





Apr 25 2008 12:49 PM

The sky is not yellow, it's chicken
nick - BOYCOTT BEIJING 2008





Apr 25 2008 9:35 AM

Molita Bonita





Apr 24 2008 2:18 PM

hey! livin the life over here...whats new with you? we SHOULD hang out sometime... what shall we do?
did you get to go to that RJD2 concert last week? I really wanted to go but then backed out for something last minute...probably was cool.
Roy





Apr 20 2008 9:03 PM

4:20
nick - BOYCOTT BEIJING 2008





Apr 18 2008 10:37 AM

Mike





Apr 18 2008 6:34 AM

did you feel the earthquake?
Erin "Fun" Harris





Apr 17 2008 2:33 PM

you were mine too, Homecoming right? That was 98? holy crap that sounds a like a really long time ago.
Erin "Fun" Harris





Apr 17 2008 2:21 PM

hey hey hey! you are totally cool enough to come hang, why don't you?
Roy





Apr 17 2008 12:01 PM

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Mike





Apr 17 2008 11:07 AM

nice! we'll be lookin for your response card soon then..
♥ Michelle ♥