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ASTROCHRIST
Surf / Healing & EasyListening / Crunk

I got a feelin' you need some healin'!



DALLAS, Texas
United States

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Last Login:  11/13/2009
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Member Since9/30/2008
Band WebsiteAstrochrist.org
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Father Edna Strange - Evangelical Teachings, Telecaster, Malt Liquor

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Reverend Dangerwood - Space Axe, Anal Dilation Ray, Keeper of Fire

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Crimbot 5001 - Lo Frequency Doom Phaser, Sexual Navigation Unit

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Brother Bob - Kinetic Percussion Module, Spiritual Medium, Guardian of Lucy

InfluencesSPACEGOD, Bily Graham, Spring Reverb
Sounds LikeYou sizzling in hell because you haven't been born again.
Record LabelFunky Town Records
Type of LabelIndie


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   About ASTROCHRIST
ASTROCHRIST is much more than a band; it is a religious movement bigger than your solar system. Unlike your supposed "earth-christ," ASTROSCHRIST died for the pleasure of all beings from all reaches of the universe. As ASTROCHRISTian prayer soldiers it is our duty and personal commitment to our space savior to spread the greatest word throughout every crevice and orifice of the universe. We have traveled through many parts of space, time, and have even landed in a couple of other dimensions on occasion. Currently we are set on saving your planet’s population by witnessing unto them the power of the ASTRO-SPIRIT. There is an epidemic plaguing many reaches of space at this time. This epidemic is the evilest of all epidemics as it is a space-wide addiction to drugs. Among many, space-crack is easily the deadliest. An intensely powerful substance, space-crack can render it’s victim helpless in seconds. Space-crack has many different street names. They include “KoaKoaBaa,” “snake oil,” and “Moongrass” just to name a few. On earth it is most commonly known as “salvia.” Fortunately for your kind, only a small minority of you have fallen prey to this space menace. We preach against use of such substances as well as sex without sex moves. We try to play music sometimes, but often end up drinking.

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ASTROCHRIST's Friends Comments
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WINDJAMMER'S

WINDJAMMER'S
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Oct 25 2009 5:21 PM

Hello
  many thanks from France
for the add  it's a real pleasure
to be in the lot of your friends
it's a nice day for us
Long life at your and our music

Friendships

Gihem for Windjammer's








Conner

Conner



Oct 9 2009 2:14 AM

you have no idea how hard i laughed at this comment
Buck F.

Buck F. Naked



Oct 4 2009 12:36 AM

The BlitzEDkrieg is upon SoCal and surrounding areas!

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Send your friends in SoCal to be Saved by Dave!
(Or at least Fucked by Buck!)

MYSPACE:
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BFN

KAGUAMA SURF ¡¡¡Refreshingly Twisted!!!

KAGUAMA SURF ¡¡¡Refreshingly Twisted!!!



Oct 3 2009 5:03 PM


Sergio Typhoon, A Typhoon for the Everyday Man

Sergio Typhoon, A Typhoon for the Everyday Man



Sep 17 2009 11:05 PM

I need to make you some buttons!

right now get 

200 buttons for $50!

I will pay shipping!



act now and be ready for the future!

Sergio Typhoon

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New Glow in the Dark Buttons!!!
Sweet Hollywaiians

Sweet Hollywaiians



Aug 24 2009 9:57 AM


"Ticklin' The Strings" by Sweet Hollywaiians
Amazing Japanese hot string band playing 1920's, 30's, 40's style hawaiian, swing, calypso, blues, italian music and originals,featuring vintage instruments.3 songs with Robert Armstrong and Tony Marcus(from Robert Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders)

Promotional Video(My Girl From The South Sea Isles)

"The Sweet Hollywaiians have probably the best feel for this 20's music of any string band working today. They manage the rare feat of sounding relaxed even when their playing is hot, are top notch musicians with tasteful arrangements and a full, rich, warm sound.Plus, they have a nice gamut of tunes, from King Nawahi to Giovanni Vicari to Bobby Leecan. See them live, if you can, for an unforgettable experience. If you can't, buy their Cds!" ~ Terry Zwigoff
Katie DeCarlo

Katie DeCarlo



Aug 20 2009 2:09 AM

HEY GUYS How yall been?

N thanks for addin my modely page!


Thanks For the Add Darlin?
Pythie’s

Pythie’s



Aug 9 2009 4:10 PM


we seeded a great garden, it was long and even if we wanted to dismiss this duty to do, those flowers slowly grownth to those delicous and beautifull plants, please feed them so our work wont be done in vain



PyThie's


http://blogs.myspace.com/pythies
Firewater

Firewater



Jul 3 2009 4:40 PM

Firewater Summer Euro Tour

FIREWATER - LIVE DEMONSTRATIONS!
Last shows until October!

Jun 26 : Larz, GERMANY : Fusion Festival
Jun 27 : Audincourt, FRANCE : Rencontres & Racines
Jun 28 : Istanbul, TURKEY : Balkan Soundz Festival
July 02 : Dornbirn, AUSTRIA : Speilboden
July 03 : Bulle, SWITZERLAND : Gibloux Festival
July 04 : Jena, GERMANY : JG Stadtmitte
July 05 : Hradec Kralove, CZECH R.: Rock For People
July 06 : Vienna, AUSTRIA : Szene Wein
July 08 : Linz, AUSTRIA : Posthof
July 09 : Suzzara, Mantova, ITALY : Sconfinart
July 10 : Steyr, AUSTRIA : Röda
July 11 : Bologna, ITALY : Mondiali Antirazzisti
July 12 : Milano, ITALY : Magnolia Festival
July 13 : Colmar, FRANCE : Hiero
July 15 : Paris, FRANCE : Batofar
July 17 : Pozega, CROATIA : Dirty Old Empire Festival
July 18 : Veszprem, HUNGARY : Utcazene Fesztivál
July 24 : Riberac, FRANCE : Le Grand Souk Festival
July 25 : Gdynia, POLAND : Globaltica Festival
July 31 : Namur, BELGIUM : Esperanzha Festival
Aug 01 : Habere-Poche, FRANCE : Rock'n'Poche Festival
Aug 02 : Bladel, NETHERLANDS : Bladelse Zomerfeesten

> Bellydancers in costume get in free at all club shows!

> More shows are still being added, so check the Firewater MySpace page for updates.

> This message was sent by an evil robot. So if you are somewhere other than Europe and can't escape, we're sorry. We'll be back again someday soon.
Blast Off! Festival

Blast Off! Festival



Jun 14 2009 5:28 PM

Welcome aboard!
Check it out!
SCHLEUSOLZ

SCHLEUSOLZ



Jun 3 2009 9:19 AM

NEW: SCHLEUSOLZ album "Running out of time" is out now


available on iTunes,
Amazon



and here:

SCHLEUSOLZ: Running Out of Time

MR. RICHARD

MR. RICHARD



May 22 2009 2:43 AM

JUS' STOPPED BY TO SAY hey & ALWAYZ, "thanx", For The most gracious Add ..... 

GREATest ReSpects For your Work ..... 

ROCK ON !!!!!!! 

MR. 
RICHARD
The Open Casket

The Open Casket



May 16 2009 7:03 PM

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Super 88

Super 88



May 8 2009 2:47 PM

Hi there.
There is an eclectic rollerderby-video-edit for our song "Bite my lip" on youtube.
Check it out right here or in a small version right below!



Hotrod Hillbillies

Hotrod Hillbillies



May 7 2009 12:23 AM

Thanks for the add

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Sweet Hollywaiians

Sweet Hollywaiians



Apr 30 2009 5:08 PM




HELLO!!

Bossasaurus

Bossasaurus



Apr 24 2009 9:40 PM

What's Good ASTROCHRIST ?
You are receiving this because you left Bossasaurus a comment in the last 4 months saying something nice(we are working on getting back to people on an individual basis...sorry this isn't it). We were flattered by your comments and wanted to invite you back to our page to listen to our new music, download our 16 minute Mega-Mix, and check out our new video. If this message annoys you in anyway we apologize and invite you to write us angry messages. Thanks for reading...we hope you enjoy.
-Bossasaurus


CZM

CZM



Apr 23 2009 5:25 PM

Thank you!
http://elgatogomez.weebly.com
ELVIS FUCKING CHRIST

ELVIS FUCKING CHRIST



Apr 23 2009 1:15 AM

Fly Right Choppers

Teo

Teo



Apr 17 2009 4:31 AM

gizz pudding + the tones of tasty nads against high altitude aluminum + a neighborhood vat of man gravy spiced up with some nutmeg +
State of Protest

State of Protest



Apr 16 2009 2:44 PM

Pygmaeus

Pygmaeus



Apr 8 2009 8:42 PM

Thanks dudes, hopefully we can play a show together sometime!
The Aquaholics

The Aquaholics



Apr 5 2009 12:09 AM

We have some shows in the works....we will let you know!
THE MULLET MONSTER MAFIA

THE MULLET MONSTER MAFIA



Apr 4 2009 4:31 PM

E ai seus satanáiz....

MANGIRLMANBAND

MANGIRLMANBAND



Apr 4 2009 2:37 PM

nice space jams. you guys should come to waco and try to heal some of the poor souls down here.
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