Adam Jackson

About me:

Adam lived from 1973 - present and lived in sweden until the year of 2000 A.D. when he moved to the UK, where he posed as a schoolboy in my year group and class, he began his disguised schoolboy project in a year 7 class and continued to attend school as an imposter until the present day and he has still currently not be descovered, Adam is a quiet 'boy', hard working and knows his shit.


-Alfie Pool, Class Mate.-


i first met adam back in the september of 2002 and it's fair to say he was a bit of a geek. but over the corse of the last four years he has gone from geek to mr cool. All the girls want a piece of Adam now although personally i don't know wot all the fuss is about! Adam is in a band called Hot Exit and it's fair to say they are pretty sucsessful in the small town of Yeovil recently playing a local stars in their eyes competition.


-Mark Jolliffe, Class Mate.-


Adam - first discovered in 1678 by the frenchman jean-claude leblanc, is made entirely from unprocessed organic cheese and is said to have arrived on our misty shores from sweden. naturally, coming to england from sweden adam was flat-packed. It took his parents several years, but after much half-assed effort they managed to assemble something that sort of resembled the instruction leaflet's diagram of Adam. After several seconds gravity took it's toll and Adam became a babe. The fact that Adam is a babe makes me 'lol' and on occasions 'rofl'. All the girls want him and some guys want him. It is becuase of this Adam has his own book out in shops called "Adam the man and the beard". The book is essentially written in first person format from the point of view of Adam's estranged facial hair. The book tells us in graphic detail about numourous drinks and drugs binges and that well publicised incident with the goat. It is also available in latin, Welsh and binary. Adam also featured in the well known hip-hop group DaGangstaShiz where he went by the name MC Fuppingwhiteboyswedishguy. Adam wrote and produced all the tracks made by his 'crew'. However in 1986 Adam damaged his lower dorsimus in what the media described as a "gang-realated yoga incident" police to this day still refuse to comment on the events of that day, but the resulting injuries forced Adam to retire from Hip Hop. Adam now works in a health and beauty spa where he has placed several cunningly angled mirrors and video cameras to make some extra profit in the amateur adult entertainment bussiness. Rock On.


-Mikie Daniel, Fellow Band Member.-


Adam started his park life in the year of oh two and that is when i first came into contact with that lovely boy. one day in the early early years of this schooling event, i decided to say hello to him and he said hello too.. and then we became the best of friends.


-Elaine Chiu, Class mate.-


Adam, Lord of Somerset, I met one summer evening whilst providing the service of music for his enjoyment. As the man lived in Northern Sweden he had all fingers on his hands, having not lost any in an English farm related accident of the horrendous nature. This made him the foremost candidate to go into the high command post of full authority with such great importance. Heil Adam!


-Mr Julian Herb Ridley (Dave), Master of knowledge.-


iv known adam ever since he moved to england, back in 2000, even vo we went our own ways we kept in touch even to now, your the man adam.


-Crease Wady, Primary class mate.-


When Adam first came to the park school, in year 7 he was very smily and sort of geekish . As you can see from our class photo from year 7. As the years went by Adam grew monotonal and talked less and less, he still has his sence of humor though and would do funny things in English when he thought no one was looking. His voice is now so low it vibrates the floor so you know whenever he's around.


-Jenny (Little one), Class Mate.-


One day after a wild and dangerous weekend, a homeless lauren blagged her way to adam's house on one plane and 7 busses.when she finally got there after a few days she climbed up the steep, high steps up to his house, her heavy bag on her back and the harsh wind pushing her down. after about an hour, Lauren was so exhausted when adam finally opened the door and invited her in to safety. adam sat down to a breakfast of 1 whole pig and 4 loaves of bread. Lauren and Adam then watched movies upstairs while lauren rested for a further few days untill she was strong enough to walk the miles to where she was about to take a ride to her house. after narrowly dodging the evil doers of yeovil who threatened her with a gun. Adam appeared out of no where and took on all 15 of them single handadly. once they were all on the floor adam and lauren were on the run from the mafia. As for a brilliant escape plan, they walked to sweden, built a house and lived on one of the 3423545 lakes for the rest of the day untill adam missed his computer.. buuut they still lived happily ever after. thee end.


-Lurin Webb, class mate.-


It was early in the year of 03. i was the new kid at school and adam , being the coolest, decided to do what he did to all new kids. yes kids i got RAPED by adam. it hurt. later on in my knowing of adam i realised a shocking truth. after the year ten school photo shoot we all realised that adam was infact JESUS. if you dont beleive please feel free to visit the wall in our school foyer. well naturaly after this everyone in the world wantedhis autograph. after this i became adams personal assistant because he was a celebraty now( being jesus and all) but. one ugly day. a vilain named MR GENTIS just wanted his autograph soo bad that we had to rape and shoot him. soon after adam destroyed god and now is ruler of all you see,smell, hear and know. thats right kids he even wrote the matrix!!!!


-Jake Burt, class mate.-


Adam is a raging metal head and will kill on site. If you so much as look at him with an ounce of unworthiness he will strike you down in one swift blow of his little finger...he also likes fluffy kittens, sunrises and walks in the park. Jack.


-Jack, School friend.-


Adam was considered one of the most handsome swedish babies to ever ahve been born. except he doesn't have blue eyes or blonde hair and doesn't look the least bit nordic. he arrived in england and discovered he was not some brown haired green eyed freak but that he fitted in. he grew in confidence and babe attracting skills. in other words he hit puberty. but sad to say his skills were ruined by his aqquisition of a "hobo beard". none the less adam is considered quite the "swedish hunk" and is stalked, hunted and generally raped by many girls...only trouble is eh never likes many of them back.... so Adam the Beast has left many a broken hearted female in his devastatingly sexual trail. LONG LIVE ADAM THE BEAST.


-George..face.. , class mate.-


Adam is a cunt lolz.


-Poowis Poochunk, fellow band member.- ..