Nautical. Sexy. Dangerous. These three things are the only, I repeat, ONLY things that are taken into account when the Atomic Butter Babes are writing songs. Ridiculous? Perhaps. But we'll all be thanking the Atomic Butter Babes when they save us all from the giant VAMPIRE SQUID that is planning an attack on the human race.
These 4 (and sometimes more) nautical sex-gods live aboard their ship, The Dutch Uncle. Led by Admiral Sexy (vocals), enforced by Captain Penis (guitar), smacked around by Commander Schmee (drums), diddled by FORCM Jellyfist (bass), and occasionally backed by Panama Montana and Seaman Apprentice Fucking Wa-Wa (backup vocals), these men are here to ruin your night by lampooning your precious "hardcore" and stealing your girlfriend/boyfriend. Beware.
"These poppy but aggressive nautical themed songs sometimes leave you wondering if they had actually practiced them before recording." - Pete, Maximum Rock and Roll
"Repetitive lyrics, unintelligible vocals, and a terrible recording all blend together to make this sound like something that got made in the basement by some drunken goof offs. Oh yeah, and one of the band members is apparently named Captain Penis." - Jennifer, Razorcake
Free Valentine's Day albums! http://www.archive.org/details/SongsToWalkThePlankTo
Fri September 26th KPSU 1450 AM SILENT MAJORITY playing live on The Hour Long Hour with Arya Imig. 6PM. WORD.
Fri October 3rd @ The Ranch (NE 15th & Emerson) Young Offenders (Rad SF PUNK!) Airfix Kits (2/3 of Giant Haystacks. SF punk!) DEFECT DEFECT guest All (r)ages
Sat October 4th @ 336 N Lombard PRF SILENT MAJORITY rad guests All Ages NO DRINKING (seriously)
Oct 11 @ The Coop SOUND JUDGMENT FEST 2008 PLAN R Deer Or The Doe Bodhi The Wires The Whines The Shivas New Century Schoolbook White Fang A Bronx Cheer (Edward, Miller, someone from Eskimo & Sons) guests All Ages
AUTISTIC YOUTH/DEFECT DEFECT WEST COAST US TOUR KICKOFF Th Nov 20 Portland, OR @ N Cook & Williams w/Salted City
ATB's, we are having a surprise party for you with all your favorites.......a gothic puppet show with bloody hobo puppet sex and drunk bird juggling and homemade explosives and a mime that shouts at people for being not cute and a tragic magic show and a wet pants contest and a battle off between a robot hooker (everyone loves robot sex)and an out of work wizard who got busted for selling wine coolers to minors and some really super kick ass music. So act really surprised when the homeless magician/male erotic dancer jumps out of the cake and dirty dances with you!
It's Violet's party at The Coop, in honor we made one of the whurst flyers ever - for one of the coolest shows ever:
Check out Three bands : The Rot Aways + The Atomic Butter Babes + Hey, Tiger as well as a bunch of fire dancers and more!
After the movie finishes we're going to be projecting the 1971 oh-so-classic A Clockwork Orange out in the backyard. This is part two of the campover movie series (like the Pyscho Beach Party) so bring a sleepingbag and some smores stuff - all are welcome to spend the night!
Come watch us play an ass kicking set of wizard rock wearing nothing but a cape and a flaming electric guitar.(maybe some socks) The puppet show with sex crazed unicorns doing battle with flying witches high on teenage sugar wolf pills will surely add to the excitement.
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