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HawkSword & Danger
Jazz / Comedy / Christian Rap

"official musical nemesis of "The Eagles""

AUSTIN, Texas
United States

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Last Login:  3/10/2008
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   HawkSword & Danger: General Info
Member Since2/13/2006
Band Websitegeocities.com/intendoboy/AtomicRobot.ht
Band Memberszach arringtroicious, tom lambadicous, matt tompkinsisadouchebag

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   About HawkSword & Danger
Atomic Robot is the kind of band that corners you right at the end of a party, throws its arm up against the wall so you can't escape and starts talking about how nice your clothes would look on its bedroom floor. When you make it clear to Atomic Robot that you're not interested and you just want to leave, Atomic Robot says something like "But we're just getting started, honey" and makes a sincere effort to smell your hair. That's what the Robot is like. Creepy. Creepy good. We rape you with music. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting The Atomic Robot makes a political statement

   HawkSword & Danger's Friend Space (Top 8)
HawkSword & Danger has 259 friends.
 Zach Arrington 


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 ROCK LOBSTER 


 Matt The Electrician 


 Southpaw Jones 


 Cafe Mundi 


 maggie 


 Colin de los Santos 





HawkSword & Danger's Friends Comments
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I AM BMX





Mar 28 2008 9:59 PM

what happend to hawksword and danger... is the world gonna end
Katie





Oct 2 2007 4:48 PM

I need more Atomic Robot in my life. Play a show in Dallas... PLEASE!
Nebulost Productions





May 22 2007 3:19 PM

Hey, what have you been up to lately?

~Jason
Dr. J





Mar 18 2007 12:45 PM

Man yall have alot of time on your hands you little hose hounds!
Bekalekkahi mekka hineyho





Jan 20 2007 2:50 PM

I'm guessing you killed atomic robot?
Austin Gong Show





Jan 17 2007 8:24 AM

Guys,

Bring your talents to our stage! Next show is Wednesday, February 7th at the Tap Room at SIX Lounge - 9pm

The Gong Show Austin
Johnna





Oct 23 2006 12:52 PM

I need a little hawk sword & danger in my life...
±NSK±Th€ Cabl€ Gu¥ |€A|





Oct 11 2006 2:00 PM

Great Stuff guys...KEEP IT UP!
Bleached Whites





Oct 10 2006 6:33 AM

Nice work on the digs....You fools need some tyght rhymes up in that piece.
Emily





Sep 25 2006 2:00 PM

Hey Zach and Tom - It's Kati's sister....when is your next show. I would like to come and check it out.

Emily
I AM BMX





Sep 21 2006 4:44 PM

im willing to say that that is the most powerfull sword known to man and it has 1 bad ass set of tits 2shey may the boobies guide u in the right direction fight the good fight
Colin de los Santos





Sep 8 2006 9:44 AM

LISTEN HERE ATOMIC ROBOT!

YOU mother fuckers NEED TO GET YOUR asses IN GEAR AND CREATE SOME NEW shit FOR ALL OF US TO fucking SEE.

THE ROBOT! IS GETTING motherfucking LAZY. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT SOME CUTE LITTLE 3-TOE SLOTH IN A COMA.

PULL YOUR dicks OUT OF YOUR asses.

LOVE,
~C
ROCK LOBSTER





Aug 15 2006 9:05 PM

SNAKES!11!!11!!!1
Southpaw Jones





Aug 10 2006 1:48 PM

Boyz! Thanks for the athletic support last night. Tom, thanks especially for the boarding pass. I'll be "meeting" with my "manager" tonight, but y'all rock it out of the socket wihout me. Hear?

BEDROOM DEMOS VOL. 1: ZERO DEMAND
"...the most nakedly enjoyable folk album
Austin has produced this year."
- Austin American-Statesman


Available at southpawjones.com and
Southpaw Jones - Bedroom Demos Vol. 1 Zero Demand..
Kinky Friedman Cigars





Aug 10 2006 11:12 AM

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Colin de los Santos





Jul 30 2006 3:30 PM

Though the Robot may have scooted to Austin to Conquer the World!, the memory of your crazy antics still lives on in Huntsvegas.

Eat a Tiny One, Robot!
~C
Katie





Jul 17 2006 8:11 AM

4 to a zillion... yeah I'm a big deal where I come from...
ROCK LOBSTER





Jul 11 2006 2:35 PM

ATOMIC ROBOT GAVE ME SARS! have a good show tonight fellas. infect them. infect.
Digital III





Jul 6 2006 1:58 PM

Actually...not just the central plains....included in the package are the East and West Coasts, the valley, and the dirty dirty...dirty...south...
Onyie





Jul 6 2006 10:27 AM

So...

I'm sure you guys have heard of Stephen Lynch, right? If not check his myspace page out, although it may still have all that Wedding Singer junk on it. Anyway, i found a dude that kinda reminds me of him and youz guyz so I thought you should check him out. Here is his page...
http://www.myspace.com/lovestruebluishlight Check it out and give him a listen!

Always spreading the love (of music),
Onyie!
Vader Riggs™





May 21 2006 10:18 AM

no problem you guys are pretty funny
lizzie





May 13 2006 11:01 PM

WORD! (what that guy below me said)
David





May 5 2006 7:06 PM

D'em shits even more hard to kill in TEXAS
Kregg





May 4 2006 10:21 AM

I anit fuck scared a' you
Kregg





May 4 2006 7:40 AM

The Vampires song makes me laugh out loud at work. I'm on the phone with patient singing the chorus.
Stacey Miller





May 1 2006 9:40 AM

Yooooo!
Just sending out a friendly reminder that my show is tomorrow night at Elysium, 10pm. $2 at the door, free if you get there before 10.

I hope I hope to see you there!

-Stace
maggie





Apr 14 2006 8:37 AM

um, holy jesus. i had no idea dem shits was so hard to keel.
Erik





Apr 11 2006 3:49 PM

No F-ing way!?! I am in Atomic Robot's Top 8? Even after your bootlegged their songs in Japan? Bitchin! Steve and I love the Vampires song! You make baby Jesus cry.

By the way Zach, guess who I ran into the other day:

She says your behind on you're child support.
Kevin





Apr 4 2006 10:21 PM

You need to make the songs to were we can ADD themto our pages and spread the religon that is the ROBOT! ATOMIC that is. Or else you would just be a robot and that is just plain...ok you get it.
Bobbie





Apr 3 2006 6:09 PM

Thanks for the add
kara





Mar 28 2006 3:44 PM

you make me want to get a tattoo of a corn dog, welll done mister!
ever heard of " jet kat" it's funky punk band. Our first album is " bun in my oven and I don't know whose it is"
Southpaw Jones





Mar 22 2006 9:22 AM

Well, I just have to give you a digital poster with an answer to your question. The CD is called Bedroom Demos Vol. 1: Zero Demand, and it contains 15 short-attention-span songs I recorded at home. Sound fun? I hope so...
CHIZZLE





Mar 15 2006 10:21 AM

I will just get the robot tatto. we can tape it and show it at concerts.
Laura The Redhead





Feb 25 2006 10:14 PM

This made my day^_^
CHIZZLE





Feb 25 2006 6:57 PM

Them shits is hard to kill.
CHIZZLE





Feb 23 2006 8:06 PM

If you love the "D", you'll like the "Robot"!!!!!!
Bobby





Feb 21 2006 3:23 PM

I nearly vomit, pissed, shit, and spurt blood out of my nose when I heard "vampires".
Seth Cool-ey





Feb 19 2006 7:39 AM

Ive got a couple of new catchphrases for Atomic Robot. I hope you guys like them and such:
1) Atomic Robot Gave Me AIDS!
2) Cum inside me, its Atomic Robot!
3) Atomic Robot eats children
4) Atomic Robot: We're the only band in Austin, we promise.
5) I slept with atomic robot and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
CHIZZLE





Feb 17 2006 4:43 PM

ok so give show dates u assholes.........
Colin





Feb 17 2006 3:06 PM

Im utterly confused yet pleasantly amused. Thank you ATOMIC ROBOT.
CHIZZLE





Feb 16 2006 5:27 PM

YES!!!!
The Bowmans





Feb 16 2006 11:02 AM

hello osteriches. Is that how you spell that? well whatever.
Did we meet you in Austin?
Your band name is familiar...

Claire
Laura





Feb 14 2006 11:08 PM

The groupies must be flocking. Hazaa is right!
K-Swan





Feb 14 2006 6:24 PM

Hazaa! for the return of Atomic Robot!
Gern Blanston





Feb 14 2006 1:26 PM

If this myspace page means The Bot is back then I am going to shave all my body hair and do a naked celebratory dance through the streets of hollywood.
Ari Hest





Feb 14 2006 10:17 AM







Feb 14 2006 12:56 AM

just like that potion
dr. jekel and "Miss Raging Bitch"...

haha, <3 it always
Patrick





Feb 13 2006 10:52 PM

I cum for nuclear robots!!!
DONNIE LOA