Attila
"I heart lap flappies! "

Male
37 years old
216, Ohio
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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    Attila's Interests
General Neapolitan Mastiffs
Clemmys muhlenbergii
Geochelone radiata

Goggo
Goggomobil
Lambretta
Vespa
Messerchmitt
Heinkel
early post war BMW
VW Type 147 Fridolin
'50s professional cars
kustoms
chopped/channeled Ford A/Bs
rat rods
Panheads
bobjobs
traditional choppers
Crocker

'50s kulture
pin up mags
leopard print kitch
chrome appliances
vintage neon
backgammon

dreads
BIG piercings
fetish modeling
Suicide Girls
Vegas porn cards
My Fluevogs

12oz prophets

sushi
Thai cuisine
Indian cuisine
white chocolate Reeses
Boston Cream Pie
Sweet Tea

Germany

quick wit
sarcasm

*Dislikes* fucko chopper thief
Drew Barrymore
midgets
onions
Carson Daly
ignoramuses
tomatoes
Barenaked Ladies
ebonics
'55-57 Chevys
spiders
couch potatoes
Kid Rock
cheaters
fennel seeds
Nicole Richie
crotch rockets
Zebra print kitch
Jerry Seinfeld
dirty hippies
Birkenstocks
*all sandals/flip flops
Patchouli
Carmen Electra
country music
Phil Collins
the '70s
Greg Kinnear
procrastibation
Bob Costas
breast augmentation
As eyes glaze when possibilities are pondered... Milla Jovovich
Olga Kurylenko
Famke Janssen
Nancy Pimental
Mariska Hargitay
Amanda Peet
Rachel Aziani
Dita von Teese
Elle MacPherson
Angelina Jolie
Sydney Moon
Catherine Bell
Veronica Zemanova
Teri Hatcher
Tyra Banks
Karyn Crisis
Charlize Theron
Fergie (BEP)
Angie Harmon
Uma Thurman
Gwen Stefani
Jennifer Connelly
Courtney Cox
Paige Davis
Elizabeth Hurley
Brooke Burke
Melissa Midwest
Megyn Price
Jenny McCarthy
Stacey Kiebler
Tera Patrick
Jaime Pressly
Mimi Rogers
Maria Bartiromo
Ellen Pompeo
Kate Beckinsale
Heather Hunter
Bebe Neuwirth
Shawn's Mom
Rosario Dawson
Lisa Edelstein
Alana De La Garza
Aishwarya Rai
Nina Gordon
Res
Sibyl Buck
Natalie Morales
Claire Forlani
MusicRuns from old school industrial to dancehall, then through dub to drum-n-bass and onto modern rock.

Clan of Xymox
Dead Can Dance
Devil Doll
Dieselboy
DJ Rap
Dr. Israel
Einsturzende Neubauten
Freestylers
Fuzzbox
Jane's Addiction
Joy Division
Lords of Acid
Massive Attack
Meat Beat Manifesto
Morcheeba
New Order
Oingo Boingo
Outkast
Pendulum
Pixies
Public Enemy
Rage Against the Machine
Richard Cheese
Roni Size
Shy FX
Skinny Puppy
Tenor Fly
Tones On Tail
UK Apachi

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TelevisionAli G Show
Animal Precinct
David Letterman
Law & Order
HeroesBilly Lane
Borat in the USA

     Attila's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 9"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:artist

   Attila's Schools
Kent State University-Main Campus
Kent, OHIO
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Major: Graphic Design & neon
 

1989 to 1992
Holy Name High School
Parma Heights, OHIO
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Major: design & illustration
 

1985 to 1989

   Attila's Companies
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Cleveland, Ohio US





Attila finished 2 blogs about the Wheels Through Time Museum - go look!

Attila's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Wheels Through Time Museum review (Part 2: 35 pics)  (view more)

Wheels Through Time Museum review (part 1: 360-ish pics)  (view more)

Smoke Out 9 review (350+ pics!)  (view more)

Think you know who you are..?  (view more)

Trust In Rust (Indian Tribes, part 2)  (view more)

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   Attila's Blurbs
About me:

Most passionate, focused, and driven about my art, friends, animals, and particular old vehicles. At my core is a creative, humorous, thoughtful, honest, outgoing, catalyst and protagonist. I am additionally conduit - effervescently capable of mirroring dispositions and methodically executing hot/cold comeuppance. Possessing more intestinal fortitude than most Americans is resplendent.

Never taken a puff on a cigarette - let alone never having tried alcohol or drugs. That 'stuff' is here to keep us stupid and manageable. Straightedge? As close as you will find modern day but not by the original definition~

Never been to a strip club either, although for some reason entertainers find me fascinating. How does that work?

Through warm months I dig biking/motorcycling/scootering. Winter months my outdoor activity is limited to snowboarding (riding Burton for 24 years).

Don't get me started on any post-natal genetic re-engineering. Nothing half-assed here...no small gauges and no small tattoos. Those are for the indecisive.

Initially I took a neon class for an upper division art elective as an undergraduate in Graphic Design. Within the course of the semester, my natural skills became apparent - and progressed further than the professor's, who had been teaching for 20 years! My three strongest points (design, color theory, and space relations) harmoniously combined with loads of hand/eye coordination and acute attention to detail. Who knew? My professor continued to push as I became his protege. This artform chose me and I am grateful for it.

After college I went to a proper neon school and learned the trade. Upon graduating, I served a formal 5 year apprenticeship between a few different sign shops. (There is never enough work to keep me busy.) The first place saw me bend 130 Applebee's signs. Ick! At the second place I bent literally dozens of Bruegger's Bagel Bakery signs. Crap! Third place, guess what? 280 Arizona Ice Tea window signs. The fourth place I single handedly outfitted all the glass for SIX Target locations - each store had several thousand feet of glass. Enough was enough! Repetition did me in and dreams rigorously reflected that...

Get Bent Neonworks launched in 1997 - and Ohio DMV has been denying me GETBENT vanity plates ever since. This creative studio has enabled a diverse array of neon related works to grace numerous museums, private collections, and businesses, in the US, Canada, Puerto Rico, Germany, Italy, and Japan. Commercial signage comprises less than 20% of my output - so you best have an impressive logo if you want me to do it!

Frequently, works are undersold if they are pieces I need in my portfolio. There are many directions that have not yet been seen with neon because they haven't been done. <---Galleries take note - especially one in Manhattan. I have an idea. Actually, copious concepts. I'm chockablock full with the aptitude to back them up. So what restrains me? Funding on a larger scale.

Many want to see examples of my work. Basic samples to froth over:

Who I'd like to meet:
People with large features: Personalities. Passions. Hearts. Eyes. Lips. Cheek bones. Goals.

Eclectics. Eccentrics. Prodigals. Pariahs. Those capable of locating the mercury ball that you're currently staring at. Those intelligent enough to grasp that damn near everything in the left hand column of this page is an intentional working clickable link. Those that likewise believe cavemen enhance commercials - just as bacon makes food better.

Long legs turn me into shear putty. heh

Interminable no tolerance policy in place for *anyone* that can not do as they say - regardless of what that may be or the level of friendship.

Additionally, I am no longer accepting new applications from anyone whose name begins with the letter J. Too many of those in my phone already!


Know what this is? Own one? Have pictures of one on your computer? Know where one is sitting? Maybe where there used to be one? Great! Then I'd like to meet you! Seeking all information pertaining to remaining 1960 Superior Cadillac Crown Royales - in limousine form (not Landaulet), any version (straight end loader, 3-way, combination hearse/ambulance). Finder's fee gladly payed!

Professionally

Non-corporate entities. Those that don't compromise passion or intensity while appreciating the impeccable workmanship my 15 years of experience offers. Many can not afford quality neon. Some horse trading is always fun!

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Attila has 69 fucktard ignoramuses that have great difficulty fitting his junk anywhere.
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Ich Bin
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Young Choppers

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Chopsmiths

Chopper Dave

Bling's Cyles

Top Shelf Customs

Billy
Lane

Gangster Choppers

Westbury Motorcycles

Exile
Cycles

Oddball
Kustoms

Ralph Randolph Designs

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