Attila
Attila I heart lap flappies!

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    Attila's Interests
General Neapolitan Mastiffs
Clemmys muhlenbergii
Geochelone radiata

Goggo
Goggomobil
Lambretta
Vespa
Messerchmitt
Heinkel
early post war BMW
VW Type 147 Fridolin
'50s procars
kustoms
hot rods
Bonneville
Panheads
bobbers
choppers
Crocker

'50s kulture
pin up mags
leopard print kitch
chrome appliances
vintage neon
backgammon

dreads
BIG piercings
fetish modeling
Suicide Girls
Vegas porn cards
My Fluevogs

12oz prophets

sushi
Thai cuisine
Indian cuisine
white chocolate Reeses
Boston Cream Pie
Sweet Tea

Germany

quick wit
sarcasm

*Dislikes* fucko chopper thief
Drew Barrymore
midgets
onions
Carson Daly
ignoramuses
tomatoes
Barenaked Ladies
ebonics
'55-57 Chevys
spiders
couch potatoes
Kid Rock
cheaters
fennel seeds
Nicole Richie
crotch rockets
Zebra print kitch
Jerry Seinfeld
dirty hippies
Birkenstocks
*all sandals/flip flops
Patchouli
Carmen Electra
country music
Phil Collins
the '70s
Greg Kinnear
procrastibation
Bob Costas
breast augmentation
As eyes glaze when possibilities are pondered... Milla Jovovich
Olga Kurylenko
Famke Janssen
Amanda Creek
Nancy Pimental
Mariska Hargitay
Klara Smetanova
Rachel Aziani
Sabina Kelly
Dita von Teese
Elle MacPherson
Angelina Jolie
Sydney Moon
Catherine Bell
Veronica Zemanova
Teri Hatcher
Bif Naked
Karyn Crisis
Charlize Theron
Fergie (BEP)
Angie Harmon
Uma Thurman
Gwen Stefani
Jennifer Connelly
Courtney Cox
Sarah Twain
Paige Davis
Elizabeth Hurley
Kaitlin Olson
Melissa Midwest
Megyn Price
Jenny McCarthy
Stacey Kiebler
Tera Patrick
Jaime Pressly
Mimi Rogers
Maria Bartiromo
Ellen Pompeo
Kate Beckinsale
Heather Hunter
Natalie Imbruglia
Bebe Neuwirth
Shawn's Mom
Rosario Dawson
Lisa Edelstein
Alana De La Garza
Aishwarya Rai
Eva Longoria
Gina Carano
Nina Gordon
Mindy Vega
Res
Sibyl Buck
Natalie Morales
Claire Forlani
Claudia Black
Lolo Jones
Genevieve Gorder
Blanka Vlasic
Vanessa Ferlito
Leryn Franco
MusicRuns from old school industrial to surf punk, then through dancehall, drum-n-bass, ragga jungle, and onto modern rock.

Clan of Xymox
Dead Can Dance
Devil Doll
Dieselboy
DJ Rap
Dr. Israel
Einsturzende Neubauten
Freestylers
Fuzzbox
Jane's Addiction
Joy Division
Lords of Acid
Massive Attack
Meat Beat Manifesto
Morcheeba
New Order
Oingo Boingo
One Day as a Lion
Outkast
Pendulum
Pixies
Public Enemy
Rage Against the Machine
Rawhill Cru
Richard Cheese
Roni Size
Shy FX
Skinny Puppy
Tenor Fly
Tones On Tail
UK Apachi

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TelevisionAli G Show
David Letterman
House
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Law & Order
Law & Order: SVU
HeroesBilly Lane
Borat

     Attila's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 9"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:artist

   Attila's Schools
Kent State University-Main Campus
Kent, OHIO
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Major: Graphic Design & neon
 

1989 to 1992
Holy Name High School
Parma Heights, OHIO
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Major: design & illustration
 

1985 to 1989

   Attila's Companies
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   Attila's Blurbs
About me:

Most passionate, focused, and driven about my art, friends, animals, and particular old vehicles. At my core is a creative, humorous, thoughtful, honest, outgoing, catalyst and protagonist. I am additionally conduit - effervescently capable of mirroring dispositions and methodically executing hot/cold comeuppance. Possessing more intestinal fortitude than most Americans is resplendent.

Never taken a puff on a cigarette - let alone never having tried alcohol or drugs. That 'stuff' is here to keep us stupid and manageable. Straightedge? As close as you will find modern day but not by the original definition~

Never been to a strip club either, although for some reason entertainers find me fascinating. How does that work?

Through warm months I dig biking/motorcycling/scootering. Winter months my outdoor activity is limited to snowboarding (riding Burton for 24 years).

Don't get me started on any post-natal genetic re-engineering. Nothing half-assed here...no small gauges and no small tattoos. Those are for the indecisive.

Initially I took a neon class for an upper division art elective as an undergraduate in Graphic Design. Within the course of the semester, my natural skills became apparent - and progressed further than the professor's, who had been teaching for 20 years! My three strongest points (design, color theory, and space relations) harmoniously combined with loads of hand/eye coordination and acute attention to detail. Who knew? My professor continued to push as I became his protege. This artform chose me and I am grateful for it.

After college I went to a proper neon school and learned the trade. Upon graduating, I served a formal 5 year apprenticeship between a few different sign shops. (There is never enough work to keep me busy.) The first place saw me bend 130 Applebee's signs. Ick! At the second place I bent literally dozens of Bruegger's Bagel Bakery signs. Crap! Third place, guess what? 280 Arizona Ice Tea window signs. The fourth place I single handedly outfitted all the glass for SIX Target locations - each store had several thousand feet of glass. Enough was enough! Repetition did me in and dreams rigorously reflected that...

Get Bent Neonworks launched in 1997 - and Ohio DMV has been denying me GETBENT vanity plates ever since. This creative studio has enabled a diverse array of neon related works to grace numerous museums, private collections, and businesses, in the US, Canada, Puerto Rico, Germany, Italy, and Japan. Commercial signage comprises less than 20% of my output - so you best have an impressive logo if you want me to do it!

Frequently, works are undersold if they are pieces I need in my portfolio. There are many directions that have not yet been seen with neon because they haven't been done. <---Galleries take note - especially one in Manhattan. I have an idea. Actually, copious concepts. I'm chockablock full with the aptitude to back them up. So what restrains me? Funding on a larger scale.

Many want to see examples of my work. Basic samples to froth over:

Who I'd like to meet:
People with large features: Personalities. Passions. Hearts. Eyes. Lips. Cheek bones. Goals.

Eclectics. Eccentrics. Prodigals. Pariahs. Those capable of locating the mercury ball that you're currently staring at. Those intelligent enough to grasp that damn near everything in the left hand column of this page is an intentional working clickable link. Those that likewise believe cavemen enhance commercials - just as bacon makes food better.

Long legs turn me into shear putty. heh

Interminable no tolerance policy in place for *anyone* that can not do as they say - regardless of what that may be or the level of friendship.

Additionally, I am no longer accepting new applications from anyone whose name begins with the letter J. Too many of those in my phone already!


Know what this is? Own one? Have pictures of one on your computer? Know where one is sitting? Maybe where there used to be one? Great! Then I'd like to meet you! Seeking all information pertaining to remaining 1960 Superior Cadillac Crown Royales - in limousine form (not Landaulet), any version (straight end loader, 3-way, combination hearse/ambulance). Finder's fee gladly payed!

Professionally

Non-corporate entities. Those that don't compromise passion or intensity while appreciating the impeccable workmanship my 18 years of experience offers. Many can not afford quality neon. Some horse trading is always fun!

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Attila has 450 friends.
 Claire 


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 *C*H*O*P*P*E*R*D*O*L*L* 


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Loki

Eris von Nichtübereinstimmung



Nov 25 2009 1:44 AM

Whats been going on with you, Mr. Scintillating Atti? (I've fallen in love with the word scintillating, and had to use it. It's pretty sweet, right?). And it befits you quite well, I'm sure you would agree.
Holly Vulgar

Holly Vulgar



Nov 14 2009 9:47 AM

hahaha...i just finally looked at the pic on my comments..i accepted it but didnt see what it was...you commin to the variety show tonight? info is on the site... www.austinvarietyshow.com free food n' drinks with your ticket. im workin the bar would be cool to see you! it will be really fun!
Shannon

Shannon



Nov 13 2009 3:45 AM

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You are the smurf sucker!!

Rose @->--

Rose @->--



Nov 9 2009 2:18 PM

ha...hey!  i was actually just thinking of you yesterday because i went to breakfast at Nick's.  I haven't been there for YEARS and the last time was with you and probably Val or Olivia or Kate, who knows... and i also thought about you because Devil Doll was at the Beachland on Friday...weird!

how've ya been?
Shannon

Shannon



Nov 4 2009 3:05 AM

Again, thanks for entertaining me with those little "updates".  They really are quite amusing and give me a good laugh!
Roxy Rachel

Roxy Rachel



Nov 2 2009 1:27 AM

that wouldn't have been me. lol!! no fat chodes for me.
Roxy Rachel

Roxy Rachel



Nov 2 2009 1:08 AM

I was at a party.
Kelly

Kelly



Oct 28 2009 2:22 PM

Having a costume party on Friday night (gonna be CRAPPY weather btw). You're welcome to come by. Saturday, just staying home, handing out candy & watching scary movies
Kelly

Kelly



Oct 28 2009 2:46 AM

Heya!!! What are your exciting Halloween plans??
Shannon

Shannon



Oct 15 2009 7:08 PM

I got your poof right here buddy!!
VooDoo Dolls Car Club

voodoo dollscc



Oct 13 2009 8:36 PM

Hey Atti!

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Shannon

Shannon



Oct 13 2009 3:20 PM

Why do you think I'm giddy? 
MUTINY

MUTINY



Oct 12 2009 5:14 PM

ATTY! Whats been good?
Shannon

Shannon



Oct 7 2009 3:36 PM

Thanks, I can always use a good laugh!!!
†Attila♥

Attila barski



Oct 3 2009 1:30 AM

yeah, so hows texas going?
†Attila♥

Attila barski



Oct 2 2009 9:21 PM

yea we were all just sitting around, n chelsea is my g/f so the rest of them can buttfuck or something
†Attila♥

Attila barski



Oct 2 2009 7:39 PM

holy shit i just went to youtube n watched that cuz it was on the front page
valerie marie

valerie marie



Sep 26 2009 10:29 PM

yay!!!
vanessa

vanessa



Sep 26 2009 1:57 PM

how's the heat down there atti? cavs season won't be the same without you here....
Show

Show



Sep 18 2009 1:53 AM

how are ya tilla long time no talk.............
Eric

Eric



Sep 15 2009 4:00 AM

I only made a Facebook account so I could create a California Girls Skateboards group. I don't really use my Facebook account much other than that.
*C*H*O*P*P*E*R*D*O*L*L*

*C*H*O*P*P*E*R*D*O*L*L*



Sep 14 2009 6:17 PM

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!
*C*H*O*P*P*E*R*D*O*L*L*

*C*H*O*P*P*E*R*D*O*L*L*



Sep 10 2009 3:13 PM

Brown eye? lol what's that.
Jamie Lynne Turner

Jamie Lynne Turner



Sep 3 2009 4:44 PM

OMG!  LOL
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Hearse Girls X



Sep 1 2009 1:43 AM




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