Audrey
Audrey Kerwood
Audrey Kerwood I lack convolusion

Female
32 years old
Harleysville, Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login: 9/25/2009
Mood: working Mood Image
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    Audrey's Interests
GeneralWriting - trying to get some short stories published
Comedy - it's what knowledge is for
MusicBeatles
David Bowie
Modest Mouse
Talking Heads
Tom Waits
Iggy Pop
Lou Reed
New Pornographers
Blues Explosion
Donovan
Franz Ferdinand
Bob Dylan
Indigo Girls
Jesus Jones
Queen
MoviesAnnie Hall
City Lights
Rushmore
Network
Kung Fu Hustle
There Will Be Blood
Borat
Being There
Tristram Shandy
Amelie
Monsters Inc
Fellowship of the Ring
Shaun of the Dead
Airplane
TelevisionMost of it's not on anymore:
Strangers with Candy
Monty Python
Ab Fab
Arrested Development
The Office (Slough Branch)
Peep Show
Spaced
Colbert Report (Truthiness Serum)
Mr. Show
Dexter
Extras
French & Saunders
Sarah Silverman Program
Battlestar Galactica (Proud of my Geekiness)
BooksHitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
The Pleasure of My Company
The Crying of Lot 49
Slapstick
Man Without A Country
Wigfield
Road to Mars
The Partly Cloudy Patriot
Thumbsucker
Hyperion Series
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Stepford Wives
Lysistrata (play)
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
We
The Inheritors
Dark Tower Series
Martin Eden
House of Leaves
HeroesDNA

     Audrey's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 2"
Zodiac Sign:Libra

   Audrey's Schools
Pennsylvania State University-Penn State Abington
Abington,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Major: Film / English
 

1996 to 1999
North Penn Shs
Lansdale,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
 

1993 to 1995

   Audrey's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Screenwriter
Absurdity, Sex, Ridicule, Pain, Painfully Ridiculous Sexual Absurdity, and a Greek God named Jimmy
Publishing - Writer - Other
Short stories abound! Blog is rolling: Words Say Things
Publishing - Writer - Novelist
Ulysses? Please...

   Audrey's Companies
A2 Armory
http://www.a2armory.com, US
Owner

Tapestry Standard
http://www.european-wall-tapestries.com, US
Owner




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   Audrey's Blurbs
About me:
It's not hard to get nothing but getting something out of that nothing is harder than anything. I'd like to call myself a writer but that would be a lie... so let's just say I'm aspiring... could someone get me a towel?

Worked in the film industry for a while, wasn't for me. I would almost rather scrape squished squirrels off the highway, more rewarding. But since I don't own a shovel but I did own a computer I started my own business. I sell swords, armor, tapestries, and other cool stuff online. Drop me a line and I'll drop you a discount!

Who I'd like to meet:
People to chat with about books, movies, life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.







Oh yes, lovely!
....

Best Gunfight Ever Filmed:




   Audrey's Friend Space (Top 18)
Audrey has 87 friends.
 deidre 


 Meano Burrito 


 Hunchkins 


 Mr. K. W. 


 The Puffa 


 The Bat 


 A Squared Armory 


 Game Room Pimps 


 Sports Collectibles 


 Tapestry Standard 


 ☂ Dawn 


 Nick 


 Aly 


 Papa X2 schwa© 


 Kate 


 kate 


 Tek Jansen Alpha Squad 7 


 Seventh Moon 





Audrey's Friends Comments
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XC Runner

XC Runner



Aug 29 2009 1:53 PM

Can I interest you in some fine kitchen cutlery? Hit me up and let me know!
Papa X2 schwa©

Salvador Golly



May 5 2009 12:17 AM

I am currently seeing how many natural laws I can break by trying to hire contractors who show up at all. If i find one who shows up on time then I will have reached some sort of vortex. It's exciting and my dryer might have just broken so i can learn dryer repair. I cut my hair off. Um yeah that's it.
Papa X2 schwa©

Salvador Golly



Apr 29 2009 9:29 PM

just thinking WTF is Audrey doing?
Amy

Amy



Feb 16 2009 12:56 AM

I think I can still come, it depends on Schwa now.
Amy

Amy



Feb 12 2009 11:29 PM

Is it on the 21st?
XC Runner

XC Runner



Feb 12 2009 3:29 AM

Amy

Amy



Feb 9 2009 2:40 PM

Ha!

Are you going to the next wine party?
Amy

Amy



Feb 7 2009 8:25 PM

I had fun last night :)
Papa X2 schwa©

Salvador Golly



Jan 22 2009 1:05 AM

5th comment in a row..... officially stalking you:)
Papa X2 schwa©

Salvador Golly



Dec 31 2008 3:17 PM

"once got busy in a burger king bathroom" I wonder if it was true. Was it in the men's room? was with another man? he seems awfully defensive with that i'd get busy with a fat girl stuff.
Papa X2 schwa©

Salvador Golly



Dec 30 2008 2:42 PM

Papa X2 schwa©

Salvador Golly



Dec 29 2008 2:58 PM

Papa X2 schwa©

Salvador Golly



Dec 18 2008 2:36 PM

NO Comments in December? That's not right.
kate

kate



Nov 25 2008 4:42 AM

hey I keep forgetting to ask you for that book by jen lancaster. i'm letting my boss borrowing it...damn it.
phil

phil



Nov 3 2008 4:43 PM

why, thank you! I am flattered :)

did u think i looked just like the phanatic for a while there?
Meano Burrito

Meano Burrito



Nov 2 2008 6:23 PM

LOL In more ways than one.
Rosalynd

Rosalynd



Oct 28 2008 5:59 PM

Yo! Would you like me to bring my hookah (or should I say "Spook"ah) to your Halloween party? :)
Papa X2 schwa©

Salvador Golly



Oct 28 2008 1:13 PM

I have perfected my costume and i will be attending your party as an invisible person. I will also bring invisible dip. I will be in character the entire night.
Mr. K. W.

Mr. K. W.



Oct 28 2008 5:00 AM

that is a crazy funny video.
Jason

 Jason



Oct 13 2008 4:41 PM

Hey punkette!! after your conference call ring me..

=)

-J
Aly

Aly



Oct 5 2008 5:42 AM

I'm a little late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)
Tim

Tim Collins



Oct 5 2008 4:48 AM

Tek Jansen

Tek Jansen



Oct 4 2008 12:34 PM

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Precise Edit

Precise Edit



Oct 3 2008 9:30 PM

Your friends at Precise Edit
wish you a wonderful and happy birthday!
--The Precise Edit Team


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Jason

 Jason



Oct 3 2008 7:28 PM

Well I'm not around tomorrow Soooooo,
Happy Birthday Audrey!!!!!!

=)

-J
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