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Auggie Smith
Stand-Up
Auggie Smith "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah Spooky,Scary"

Male
39 years old
PORTLAND
United States



Last Login: 11/10/2009
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InfluencesTom Joad,Tyler Durden,Whistleblowers,Independant Candidates,William Wallace,Those that fight the man even when they can't possibly win,Lyle Lovett,Tony Danza
TV ShowsLive at Gotham, Believe it or not Evening at the Improv
FilmsCult Following(my comedy DVD)
AlbumsCult Following(my comedy CD)

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General
MoviesMy two favorite movies are The Great Escape and The Shawshank Redemption, both are set in prison and neither has a female lead role, I have no idea what that says about me. I also enjoy movies that have Nick Cage questioning his existence.
TelevisionCurrently:Rescue Me,The Shield,The Office,My name is Earl and,just hear me out here,Veronica Mars,ya thats right Veronica Freakin' Mars,it dosn't make me less of a man. All-Time:The Simpsons,Dick Van Dyke and LA Law
BooksI would like to tell tell you that I spend all my free time filling my head with Hemmingway or Virginia Woolf or Hunter S Thompson or some other great drunk that committed suicide,but the sad fact is I don't.In fact I believe books are to entertainment what chopsticks are to eating,a slow,outdated,pretentious hindrance.Books are for homework and throwing at criminals.Hitler wrote a book, you want to be like Hitler?All that being said,David Sedaris is hysterical,you should download him on to your iPod.Vanity Fair and The New Yorker are great for airplanes.
HeroesI'm trying to figure out the difference between a hero and an influence.I guess an influence has qualitys you admire and try to emulate whereas a hero has qualitys you admire but could never duplicate.Therefore,my heroes are cheerful homeless people,plucky crack-whores and prison sex-slaves with a positive outlook on life.All heroes for their ability to keep reaching for that rainbow even when the chips are down.
Groups: NYC Underground Comedy FestIn The Spirit of Bill: A Tribute to Bill HicksBob & Tom - YOU GUYS ROCK!STAND UP for MarconiThe Homeless Comic Experiment

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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Billings Montana
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Occupation:Comic


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Ugly Becca

Ugly Becca



Sep 8 2009 1:10 AM

Thanks for the add, love your comedy!

Becca
MAD DOG & The Fuck Ya’lls

MAD DOG & The Fuck Ya’lls



Sep 8 2009 1:10 AM

Thanks for the add drop a line anytime love your stuff

MAD DOG
Allie

Allie



Sep 5 2009 6:57 PM

hey hunny miss you its been to long
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Danita Jackson



Aug 18 2009 1:08 AM

how's your Saturday going?
After My Own

After My Own



Aug 5 2009 2:45 PM

Thank you very much for your friendship. We really appreciate it
A*n*A

A*n*A



Jul 16 2009 10:02 PM

Who rules??? This guy does!!!!!
COMEDIAN DANNY BROWNING

COMEDIAN DANNY BROWNING



Jun 26 2009 3:38 AM

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Allie

Allie



Jun 6 2009 7:30 AM

hey there palm beach what the hell?? thats great!!1 im so jealous can I come?? i heart Auggie Smith!!!
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Rick Who



May 21 2009 1:19 AM

Thanks for being our friend!

Come out and just enjoy the show, or jump in and participate (liquid courage available at the bar!).  Do you or your friends have something to share with us?

Greg Frank

Greg Frank



May 18 2009 8:18 PM

Julie

Julie Willbur



May 10 2009 7:19 PM

...and now we're friends on MySpace. I thought for sure, I was pretty well hidden. I was wrong - big suprise. Have a good weekend - see you soon!
Hijinx Comedy & Music Club

Hijinx Comedy & Music Club



May 1 2009 8:23 PM

Thank you for making Boise laugh out loud last night...looking forward to a weekend of fun with you in the house!!
Summer

Summer Harrison



Apr 28 2009 6:24 AM

Thanks for the add. It was great to meet you this past weekend.
I hope to see your comedy in action soon!
FUNNY OR FORGET IT!

Funny Or Forget It



Apr 24 2009 9:57 PM

You are hilarious
Avalanche Audio - Visual

Avalanche Audio - Visual



Apr 23 2009 5:22 AM

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Allie

Allie



Apr 13 2009 8:35 PM

my world traveling phone buit the dust finally so you are going to have to send my your digits again
bubbles

Tammy holman



Apr 13 2009 8:35 PM

HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE EASTER DAY! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YA BACK IN KANSAS! KEEP UP THE LAUGHS!
lisa

lisa



Apr 3 2009 8:42 PM

We need you in Portland soon, K?!?
bubbles

Tammy holman



Apr 6 2009 1:07 PM

THANK YOU for a great laughs in Kansas! Oh, Kansas denied the casino and all here....lol
StingRay

StingRay



Mar 31 2009 5:59 PM

Great show in KC man! See you next time!
Allie

Allie



Mar 30 2009 12:39 PM

well well you have a ton of new shows posted looks like June is booked.
ANGELa

ANGELa



Mar 17 2009 6:44 PM


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Mychelle

Mychelle



Mar 16 2009 12:28 AM

auggie smith at the skyline... have fun this week! :)
Em

Emily Jackson



Mar 15 2009 2:56 PM

You are amazing! Thanks for the laughs at Go Bananas in Cinci.
You rock, Aug! =)
!!! VELVEDA !!!

Tony Benavidez



Mar 4 2009 12:54 AM

hay auggie, i love the new aug and tom show it was great !!! lol
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