August is the eighth unit of The Year. It was named after Augustus Greenblume, the 1968 Extreme Ironing champion. August, unable to immediately achieve its stardom, made its living dancing for little bits of popcorn along the streets of New France, the home of Benito "The Salesman" Mussolini. By only its eight millionth year of existence, it had achieved the American Dream. (See A Cinderella Story) But, it was not long before August found itself into The Year.
The Journey - Part One
August quickly packed its bags and set out for The City. Realizing it needed a place to live it gathered up all of the villagers and swiftly convinced them to transfigure themselves into the necessary materials. Not many know exactly how he did it, but by golly did he do it. Hearing of his travels, the International Committee of Cyborg Restraint (ICCR) quickly evoked its license to have good luck, and August found itself in exile.
The Journey - Part Three?
With its ability to watch Texas Ranger without crying gone, it is documented that August had serious doubts of whether or not it would ever make it into the Gregorian Sandstone. In early 1976, August was approached by a man going by the name of Manos McFly. McFly was a successful producer for The Year, and announced to August that a spot was currently available. August originally argued for thirteenth place, but that was being held for the ill fated Dodecember. August eventually accepted eighth place.
Music
Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen,Dylan, Bryn Loosley, Mother Hips, everything in the jukebox at duffys and the jukebox that used to be at JB's, Dispatch, Beck, Johnny Cash and Ray Charles. Also, I like Tom Waits.
Movies
Five easy pieces, Monty Python, any Woody Allen. Buffalo 66. Anything with Christopher Walken or Jennifer Connely in it.
Ninja Flicks Shinobi: Heart Under Blade Ninja: The Final Duel Duel to the Death Ninja's Weapon Warring Clans Ninja in the Dragon's Den Kagemaru of the Iga Ninja Clan Kage no Gundan: the Movie Shinobi no Mono Ninjutsu Gozen-Jiai Female Ninjas: The Magical Chronicles 1-3 (you won't believe this shit!) Lady Ninja: Reflections of Darkness (ditto) Chinese Super Ninjas Krazy Kung Fu (aka Wuxia Pian) Shaolin Drunkard Wu Tang Temple (aka The Young Taoism Fighter) Drunken Wu Tang The Miracle Fighters Holy Weapon (most of it sucks, but the fight scenes are dope) Buddha's Palm Dragon Chronicles: The Maidens of Heavenly Mountain The Holy Flame of the Martial World Demon of the Lute The Battle Wizard House of Traps Master of the Flying Guillotine Riki-Oh Shaolin Challenges Ninja (not really a ninja flick, but there is one in it) Dynamite Warrior Samurai Movies Goyokin Lone Wolf and Cub 1-6 Samurai Fiction Twilight Samurai Horror/Trash Boxer's Omen Street Trash The Machine Girl The Seeding of a Ghost
Television
I retract my previous statements regarding telivision and the people who watch it. The history channel is ok. The daily show and colbert report on comedy central: watchable. The nasa channel: I like what I see so far...Thats all.
Books
State of Fear - Read it before it reads you!!
Heroes
Victor Wooten, Tom Waits, Darth Vader, Rasputin, Beethoven, Bob Dylan, Hugh Hefner, Woodie Guthrie,
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Fred Zeppelin TONIGHT @ The Maltese w/ The Chris Schadt Band
Fred returns with their friends the Chris Schadt Band. Calvin will be pulling double duty on drums, so if you see him be sure to splash some water on him! Show starts around 10pm. CSB then Fred
Dude, don't be such an arrogant dick! Why won't you accept Turd Time as a friend? It's good shit, real old stool flava gangsta crap shit, & we're coming to Chico in March. We need help booking some shows. So stop being a puss, go to my friends, & add Turd Time. Wouldn't want to have to knock any teeth out or anything. Word 2 the Turd!
You are truly a person of depth => I know you only added Cindy because you respect her mind! Stop by for a beer sometime, we enjoyed having you over as our svc man the other night!
Yo dude. I just found out about an hour ago that I'm now doing an hour set at Cafe Coda this weekend on Saturday the 27th... it would be great to have you out. I'm sure that I'll see you at the Chingus show this Friday and I'll tell you about it then. Word.
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