Reviews

"A rousing ballad, laddies!" - John Ol' Chumbucket Baur (co-creater of International Talk Like a Pirate Day)

"An excellent pirate ditty!" - Cap'n Slappy (co-creater of International Talk Like a Pirate Day)

"It be a grand song" - Mad Cap'n Tom (from the UK International Talk Like a Pirate Day)

Story

Reight... Once upon a time there was a magic travelling lady called Sherman Buttlewinkle, Sherman loved carrotts, but this is beside the point. One day while pissing about on myspace, msn and flicking on some porn, little sherman realised that the music on the internet didnt completely stimulate her audio needs.. She needed something new... something big... something good. So she went to Subways for a meatball sub of the day to ponder over this problem. By the way they are only £1.99 at your local store. Suddenly through hitting the tangy cheese and amazing south western sauce it hit her... A band with ballocks.... AURORA AVENUE Without wasting anytime she spent a quick three hours to finish eating and rushed home to start making the band of her dreams. hmmmmmm like all the great bands she liked, the libertines, clash, and subways(ironny!), she realised that these bands have 2 singers, 2 front people with charisma, balls and are sometimes quiet attractive. She decided to do the best she cud to create the same using a pencil, a rubber, one anne summers wrist cuff and russle brands hair spray. Then combined with one massive swing of her discount dildo..... WHEELER AND GOOSE WERE FORMED. Despite being disappointed with the lack of attractiveness she realised that the ingredients had run out and so desided to keep the ugly tallented bastards. After a few days of the pair pissing her off with conversations about the drummer out of the manics looking like a young patrick stuart, she decided to complete her amazing AURORA AVENUE. She went into the kitchen for more ingredients to make a drummer and lead guitarist... Sexy Sherman also needed a shave and decided to combine the two... She took her mighty ginger leg hair and added salt pepper, nirvanas entire back catelogue, and 1 romantic night in france, these stirred up and chucked out at huddisfield uni became HOWARD, finally out of desperation and 20 drummers before she finally was happy with the line up she created with super SCOTT. AURORA AVENUE WAS NEARLY COMPLETE.... WHAT NEXT U ASK???? well the practices came, so did the fans, so did the secret handshakes and the album, and finally the concept... .......................... NEW YORKSHIRE............................. THE REST IS HISTORY...... With alot of similar music influences writing music was easy and then the band progressed. "slightly" "well" "matter of opinion"