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Jim Dailakis
Stand-Up / Impersonations
"Jim Dailakis --Aussie Comedian in the USA"

Male
95 years old
New York, NY
United States



Last Login: 10/12/2008
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   Jim Dailakis's Comedian Bio
BioI’m a Greek/Australian actor/writer/comedian/voiceover artist. I’ve been touring the USA as well as Canada, Cayman Islands, Australia and the UK. On stage, I talk about relationships, being an Aussie in America and mimic movie stars as well as contort my face to look like them too. Sometimes, I can look exactly like Whoopi Goldberg. I wonder if my fellow patriots who had a show called Puppetry of the Penis on Broadway are able to do this with their genitalia. Imagine putting that on your resume -- "able to manipulate testes to bear an uncanny resemblance to Cher." I’ve written several screenplays where I will play the lead (but go see them anyway). We’re working on getting a marketable female lead. Does anybody have Chalize Theron’s number handy? (We did hang out for a while but I had to break it off because there are only so many "Hey Jim, pull my finger sweetie" routines I can endure regardless of how pretty she is.) Geoff Burton is an outstanding director and DP. He’s worked with Nicole Kidman and directed Russell Crowe. He’ll direct ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GETTING MARRIED. I’ve just been hired to write the screenplay adaptation for "Set ’Em Up, Joe" for one of Frank Sinatra’s closest inner circle friends. I love it here and I appreciate all your appreciation and I mean it from the heart of my bottom.
Websitecomedianjim.com
InfluencesCarol Burnett, Rita Rudner, Lucille Ball, Groucho Marx, Jon Stewart, Graham Kennedy, Eddie Izzard, Ellen De Generes, Lily Tomlin, Mo Collins, Eddie Murphy, Rob Bartlett. As an actor, Dustin Hoffman, Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Diane Keaton, John Cusack, Susan Sarandon....Gary Coleman, Barry Williams, Ann B. Davis, Sam the Butcher, Paris Hilton...you know I'm kidding about the last five right?
MembersInsert dick joke here.
TV ShowsTV Appearances? I've seen TVs make appearances everywhere...especially at BestBuy. Comedy At Club 54, CMT Top 40 Done Me Wrong Songs, NBC's The Big Broadcast, Sue Me Video MTV, King of The Heap Video Diary, Montreal Morning, FOX29 San Antonio, Comedy Central The World Stands Up, Lufthansa and several commercials in New York, LA and in Australia and other stuff not worth bragging about.
FilmsMona, Bay City, Clowing Around, Kabuki Man, The Manhattan Dating Project, soon to be in Tally Wackers and All My Friends Are Getting Married and other stuff here and there.
AlbumsI have about 6 photo albums. As far as my stuff goes I have...Jim Dailakis - Live at Caroline's and More... .and soon to be filmed a live performance in LA.

    Jim Dailakis's Interests
GeneralPhysical culture, yes what you're thinking about included, fitness and training. The spiritual side of martial arts and the irony of discovering inner peace and serenity as you learn how to inflict unbearable pain on someone, the ocean, cooking for a wonderful woman then devouring as much dark chocolate (and her) as humanly possible, writing, dark chocolate, soy milk, nutrition, devouring a wonderful woman, premonition dreams, Twin Peaks, traveling, dark chocolate, making people laugh, laughing so hard to the point of not being able to breathe, silliness, Looney Tunes, devouring a wonderful...
MusicJust about everything. With the exception of really hard-core rap and hardcore heavy-metal, I like it all. Love The Beatles, U2, 40's, 50's, 60's 70's 80's 90's and today, Classical, New Age, Soul, Motown, Elvis, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, lots of Indie, International, R&B, Garbage, Keane, Coldplay, Leonard Cohen, Aimee Mann, Thirteen Senses, Queen, Blondie, No Doubt, Julee Cruise, Mazzy Starr, Linda Ronstadt, Dance...Greek, French, Italian.my dad playing the guitar, accordian and harmonica..sometimes all at the same time while doing a Greek dance.
MoviesRocky, Braveheart, The Deer Hunter, And Justice for All, When Harry Met Sally, Dog Day Afternoon, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Godfather Part I and II, Seven, Finding Nemo, The Sixth Sense, Dances with Wolves, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Saving Private Ryan, Three Kings, Hi-Fidelity, The Fly 1959 and 1989 versions, Casablanca, Moonstruck, Ben Hur, Donny Brasco, Don Juan and most Johhny Depp movies, Adaptation, The Usual Suspects, Groundhog Day, Titanic.
TelevisionSeinfeld, Family Ties, The Bugs Bunny Show, The Carol Burnett Show, I love Lucy, Scrubs, The Daily Show, Everybody Loves Raymond, Two and a Half Men.
BooksArchie and Jughead Comics Digest, A Bridge Across Forever, The Confessions of a Reluctant Messiah. Think and Grow Rich. Way of the Peaceful Warrior, Zen-The Art of War, The Screwtape Letters, The Shaolin Way and most recently 90 Minutes in Heaven, Power Freedom & Grace.
HeroesMum and Dad, Bugs Bunny, FBI Agent Dale Cooper, Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, Maya, Carol Burnett, Al Pacino, Oprah, Abe Lincoln, Thomas Edison, Dustin Hoffman, Bruce Lee, John Lennon, Humphrey B. Bear, Bono.

     Jim Dailakis's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Perth, Australia

Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Occupation:Actor/Writer/Comedian/VO artist/Surgeon/Dishwasher

   Jim Dailakis's Networking
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   Jim Dailakis's Companies
Strategic Films LLC
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Voiceover Demo Reel
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FOX29 Second TV Interview
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Fox 29 Jim Dailakis TV interview San Antonio Texas
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JIM DAILAKIS SHOWREEL TRAILER
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Jim Dailakis - Live at Riddles Comedy Club in Chicago
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   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 1 2008 8:00P
WISEGUYS Syracuse NY
Oct 2 2008 8:00P
WISEGUYS Syracuse NY
Oct 3 2008 8:00P
WISEGUYS Syracuse NY
Oct 5 2008 8:00P
WISEGUYS Syracuse NY
Nov 8 2008 8:00P
TRIBECA THEATER New York NY
Nov 23 2008 8:00P
FRANCIS LEWIS HIGH SCHOOL THEATER (tentative) Bayside NY
Dec 19 2008 8:00P
STITCHES Lancaster PA
Dec 20 2008 9:00P
STITCHES Lancaster PA
Dec 21 2008 8:00P
STITCHES Lancaster PA
Aug 14 2010 7:00P
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   Jim Dailakis's Blurbs
About me:
TO SEE MY TOUR DATES GO TO MY WEBSITE AT: http://www.comedianjim.com/jim_dailakis_tour.htm
Who I'd like to meet:
Bugs Bunny, people with a good heart -- even ones with cholesterol, you if you're nice. Alan Alda who's Hawkeye in MASH. He's a lot like Bugs Bunny when you think about it.

   Jim Dailakis's Friend Space (Top 23)
Jim Dailakis has 1892 friends.
 Scanman Productions 


 Mr. Koivoo.com 


 Maria Walsh 


 Linley 


 Dan Nainan 


 Melanie Maloy 


 hello 


 becca boo 


 the Q . 


 Dawn 


 Dragonfly >;< 


 Di 


 Andrea 


 Heather 


 Viktoria (The Alpha Female©) 


 Katharine 

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 Eric "The Tall Guy" Grady 

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 Teance 


 Anne Kissel 


 michele 


 Sillygirl 


 Kath 


 Kelly Shannon 





Jim Dailakis's Friends Comments
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the Q .





Oct 3 2008 2:54 PM

...heya Jim , you've been really quiet in your corner of myspace ... betcha you havent been quiet in real life ... you are real ... right .? ... teheehee ... have a fabulous weekend .! ....

................milez of smilez, Q


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have fun.!
Jessica





Sep 23 2008 9:05 PM

Hey I loved your show in Scranton last week! It was great to meet you and I will definitely be coming to more shows!!!
Tiff =]





Sep 27 2008 9:10 PM

i saw you last night at the island nursing and rehab nursing home and you were so good!
the other comedians sucked, you were the only good one
Heather





Sep 27 2008 2:59 AM

P.S.

Enjoy your email!

Hehe..
Heather





Sep 27 2008 2:55 AM

Jim,

It was so wonderful to visit with you a few weeks ago! Too bad you were so jet lagged then tied up on the phone! Hah!
Scanman Productions





Sep 22 2008 12:39 AM

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Sandra Bullock and Scanny wish you an incredible work week coming up!
STAIN
Dawn





Sep 20 2008 3:10 AM

Glad you are back in the USA sweet friend...and thank you so much for your concern this past week for myself and my family. You know you mean so much to me as well.

Look forward to hearing about your time with your family soon.
pb&j always,
:)Dawn
* * SUZY * *





Sep 17 2008 2:23 AM

ahhh my Aussie American is back...:) sure have missed you.. did you bring me back an exotic insect, plant, mammal..No?..darn... well at least you are back...lol.....I shall give yea a jingle...
the Q .





Sep 15 2008 1:30 AM

... i have a song so ever buddie join the Aussie and teh Q as we sing and dance on a moon lit night ... it goes like this ...



Child of the Moon
by The Rolling Stones
The wind blows rain into my face
The sun glows at the end of the highway
Child of the moon, rub your rainy eyes
Oh, child of the moon
Give me a wide-awake crescent-shaped smile

She shivers, by the light she is hidden
She flickers like a lamp lady vision
Child of the moon, rub your rainy eyes
Oh, child of the moon
Give me a wide-awake crescent-shaped smile

The first car on the foggy road riding
The last star for my lady is pinning
Oh, child of the moon, bid the sun arise
Oh, child of the moon
Give me a misty day, pearly gray, silver, silky faced,
Wide-awake crescent-shaped smile




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............milez o smilez, the Q
Katharine


Is Online


Sep 6 2008 4:08 PM

How's Mr.
Knuckerman?
George :F





Sep 4 2008 4:46 PM

JIM!!!

When are you coming back to RCC? We miss you here :( You're to freakin awesome!!!

*hugs*
Lydia
Viktoria (The Alpha Female©)





Aug 31 2008 9:56 PM

Heather





Aug 30 2008 2:02 AM

Only two weeks until I get to see you!!

=-)
Viktoria (The Alpha Female©)





Aug 29 2008 4:14 PM

"I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
"

- Bill Cosby

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
"

- Betty Reese



Viktoria (The Alpha Female©)





Aug 21 2008 1:30 PM



Dawn





Aug 28 2008 3:33 PM

just a message to let you know the good ol' USA isn't the same without you in it - hope you've had a wonderful time, safe travels back.
you're one of my favorite people ya know!
:)Dawn
I need an epidural and I'm not even giving birth!





Aug 24 2008 10:31 PM

HELLLLLOOOOOO, Jim!!!!! Hope all is well. Looks like you had a busy summer. We weren't able to see you in Oswego so I guess we will have to wait until you're at Wiseguys in October. Hope all is well.
the Q .





Aug 21 2008 5:31 PM

... hey hey my fave Aussie comedian in the USA ... i'm sorry i didnt get to stop by your page on the full moon ... but i've been visiting my family the pat 3 weeks in the back woods of Virginia and i've had no access to internet or cellur service - just like the olden days ... but i sure have enjoyed the family this year ... and i know you are doing the same thing ... so savor every single moment and i'll stop by on the next full moon ....

.............milez o smilez, suZeQ
Di





Aug 14 2008 10:51 PM

POU Eisai ??????????????
Heather





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