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Kel's Interests
General
Novel writing, screenwriting, coffee, movies, the music of lorayne.com, SpongeBob SquarePants, Will Ferrell movies, looking for a good agent to represent my writing.
Music
anything that makes me want to dance, but especially the music of lorayne.com.
Movies
Blades of Glory, Harold and Maude, Crash, Factotum, The Waterboy, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra...I could go on and on...
Television
Comedy Central and Cartoon Network is where it's at.
Books
Too many to list here. See my recommendations on my website .
I'm the author of DEAD ON, an independently published novel that was optioned by Gold Circle Films (My Big Fat Greek Wedding, White Noise, Slither). It's the story of an Asian American medical examiner, Ann Yang, being chased through time by the same killer. She must use her forensic skills--and hypnosis--to stop him again.
DEAD ON was named Runner-Up in the 2006 DIY Los Angeles Book Festival and in Mid-March was #5 on the US amazon.com genre fiction/horror/erotica best-selling list and #12 on the French amazon.com website.
Kat Martin, New York Times best-selling author with over 11 million books in print calls DEAD ON "Brilliant. A chilling erotic suspense that will send shivers down your spine. A sensuous, gripping tale or murder through the ages."
I live on the East Coast and I'm at work on two other suspense novels and a collection of short stories called Desperate, Deranged, Disturbed, Double-Latted and Maybe Drunk. A few of my published short stories appear below. I've retained rights for the Rude Little Monkey story, so it can be published elsewhere simultaneously.
I'm a member of the WritersCorner USA, the PA/NJ Horror Writers Association, the Publishers Marketing Association, and Sisters in Crime.
I invite adult readers of mystery, horror/erotica, and suspense-thrillers as well as librarians, agents, editors, film producers and everyone who just plain loves a good book to please visit me at:
Whenever Hector leaves his apartment, he believes his stuffed monkey runs around violating his inherited collection of dolls, calling Hector filthy names, and drinking all his beer.
Download a free copy of Issue 7 Twisted Tongue Magazine where you'll find my short story "A Rude Little Monkey".
French Accents
Unable to compete with memories of her perfect twin sister, a world-famous ballerina who died in Paris, Delacorte fulfills her love of dancing by being a stripper. She takes what she wants from what the world is willing to give her.
Visit Summerset Reviewto read my recently published short story "French Accents".
How’s it going? I’m just stopping by to tell you I’m going to be the guest on The Odd Mind show on Blog Talk Radio, tonight, June 19, from 9 -11 p.m. Eastern Time. Check it out at http://www. blogtalkradio. com/angellesa or even better yet, check it out and give us a call at 347-945-7025. Hope to talk to you!
Just wanted to give you a heads up that my latest forensic crime thriller, Freezer Burn, is coming out June 3 ...that's tomorrow! It’s available for preorder on Amazon right now! I'll be doing a bunch of events in and around Philadelphia. For details, see my profile. Thanks for the friendship!
Hey there. Thanks for the add. You have been chosen as Carbuncle’s friend because you (check applicable description): ____ have great taste, _____ are a beautiful monkey, ____ do not cause bloody stools, ____ have been amorous with a piece of furniture, _____ are afraid of clowns, ____ own a stuffed squirrel, or, ______ other (please describe).
This collection includes the featured film Strange Aeons directed by Eric Morgret (with English subtitles, commentary, a bonus "making of" featurette and slideshow), Patrick Weber's short film Maria's Hubris and the animated shorts From Beyond by Michael Granberry and Don't Feed the Book by Robin Ator. The disc is also packed with special features including an interview with director John Carpenter, trailers from the H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival, trailers and much more! Get your copy today!
I've stepped a little outside my normal "horror writer" persona this week :-) To celebrate the season, I've created a Holiday Madness page, with links to a free Christmas short fantasy story ("Christmas, The Hard Way"), a rock 'n' roll holiday song I wrote and recorded a few years ago ("Show Me Christmas"), holiday wallpaper for your computer and more. You can hear the song and follow the link from my MySpace page, or just click the banner below. Darkest Holidays to you!
Hey Kel, Just stopping by with a shameless plug for my latest forensic crime thriller, Blood Poison by D. H. Dublin, coming out Sept. 4 from Penguin Books. Read more at www.dhdublin.com. Have a great weekend!
k Festival and in Mid-March was #5 on the US amazon.com genre fiction/horror/erotica best-selling list and #12 on the French amazon.com website. 
