Russell Buckholz

About me:

My life, prior to the here-and-now, was spent primarily hunting vampires and trooping about on various ventures within the Floridascape. Presently I'm located on the other side of the world (or "Washington" dependent upon your geographical predilection). I'm currently killing time as a medic in the U.S. Army - which can be roughly translated to playing a babysitter with an M16. I'll admit that the current choice of work is somewhat strange given my bright and cheery disposition toward life, the Universe, and everything.. The rationale behind enlistment, though, was rather simple: not only is it great training for zombie survival, but it also nets a nice chunk of college money.

I'm an unrelenting nerd and a self-proclaimed Dark Lord of the Sith, a Witch Hunter, Vampire Slayer, and all manner of other nonsensical things which are made of win. I rant - a lot. I'm fashionably unfashionable. I have this horrible fascination with brightly dyed hair (I blame it on Columbia from Rocky Horror); it's that whole "moth to flame" scenario. I read comics and still watch cartoons. I hate listening to others' success stories. People tend to confuse the hell out of me.

I'll always have this warm and fuzzy spot for cult zombie films; hell, horror movies in general (no matter how utterly silly the premise). I make a habit of saving Christmas with Bill Cosby. I have a corrupting influence on conversations, one which usually reduces them to nonsensical puddles of nuclear goo. I own a sledgehammer and take an extraordinary amount of pride in it. I can almost guarantee that I'm the source of all evil and degradation in the Multiverse, too.