Avalanche Rescue Team is a rock and roll band comprised of four (4) grown men.
Each band member lives in Chicago, Ill.
A.R.T. is neatly groomed, kind to the elderly and animals, and has a near-perfect criminal record.
Collectively, A.R.T. stands nearly 25 feet tall.
One A.R.T. band member was born with 6 toes on his left foot, while another member, at the age of 5, lost a pinky toe in an incident that involved a barefooted summer afternoon, pruning shears, and an older, reckless neighbor boy who, as his parents would later say, had a cocksure attitude and a twisted idea of what is funny. So, even though half of its members are slightly off with regard to toe count, the average number of toes for each member is 10. Ergo, taken together, A.R.T. is anatomically correct.
In a pathetic attempt to appear intelligent, A.R.T. has been known to toss around Latin words such as "ergo" from time to time.
Some of the above band bio items are unverifiable.
Hello...Thank you very much..I know the band comments can be pretty cheesy, but we had to say Hi to all our new friends...since you and others gave us a chance...and we care very much about people giving us their time...thanks again
Thanks for the add. I saw you on the Redwalls page, and thought you must be good. And low and behold you rock.....I wish I could by a Cd from you guys....
Coin beacons were sent through a maze of plastic vacum tubes. The last part of each trip crecendoed in a spiral of lights and sound then dropped like a plop in the pocket. This is a fun fact, like a tuesday donut or a free wednesday hammer in the alley.
hey avalanche rescue team. forgot to mention how fun madonna was... it was a brilliant idea to have a hype man. looking forward to seeing you play your regular stuff.
in the meanwhile, if you're free tuesday night, you should come to the Note in wicker park. we're doing a big benefit show. no madonna but definitely costumes and one hair metal cover per band. could you resist?
I knew music this good could only be made by the former members of Uniform. Really really good that you guys are still at it. When are we playing together? Let's do it real soon. I'm quite serious about that.
