About Sasuke

If you don't know about my past, then where the fuck have you been? Still bustin braincells, go he re, and by the way, you look like an idiot making that face. I'm not going to waste time on the past, because I tend to think the here and now is much more important.

Before you RP with me, read this.

Basic Info:
Height: 6' 2".
Hair: Same old, same old, just add some blue highlights.
Orientation: Toss a coin - heads bi, tails gay.
Piercings: Tongue, eyebrow, a few scattered around my ears.
Tattoos: A serpent on the wrist, ANBU seal, kanji for my birth year on my right arm, curse mark if that counts. Definitely more to come.
Occupation: ANBU Captain.


♦ Hitting on me is futile. (Unless your goal happens to be a split lip, in which case I'd highly recommend it.) Married and loving it, so leave me and my husband alone, alright?
♦ I like tomatoes, ripe off the vine. Yes, I'd like some green tea with that.
♦ Don't expect me to be really nice to you for some reason off the bat. You add requested me, and maybe I even accepted, but that doesn't mean that we can all sit in a nice little circle, paint each others' nails, and sing Simon and motherfucking Garfunkel together.
♦ Real issues are one thing, but I don't give a damn about your petty, insignificant drama. Stop bringing me down.
♦ Being captain of ANBU is taxing? I'm going to be gone a lot. You got a problem, I'm not forcing you to talk to me.
♦ I couldn't possibly care less about what you think about me. If you have a problem with my attitude or the fact that I'm in love with a man, either step up or fuck off.
♦ All application requests and comments WILL be ignored and/or deleted. This shit is why I abandoned facebook.
♦ If I weren't a shinobi, I'd most likely either be a musician or a tattoo artist.
♦ You do anything whatsoever to hurt my dobe, Naruto, you'd better hope he beats your sorry ass in. Because if he doesn't get to you first, I'll fuck you up ten times worse.
♦ I've taken up a rather strong love for both snowboarding and skateboarding over the last several years. I've been trying to learn surfing for a couple months, and it's coming along nicely. Me and my boards... Along that line, I've become rather skilled at the guitar and, surprisingly, the violin.
♦ Tattoos and piercings = fetish. 'Nuff said?
♦ Okay, hostile, maybe. Yet I care about people. Fine. So sue me.
♦ Not quite the person I was when I was seven or twelve or sixteen or whatever age you want to mention. You know, I realize now that life can be pretty good. It's best not to let it slip by unappreciated.

Hacks

Naru's on top, bitch. I'd first like to apologize to my baby, Sasuke. I know he's been just dying for me to hack him and no one understands how busy my life is better than he does, so babe, thanks for being patient. You're the best.
I've also taken it upon myself to put my hack above everyone else, seeing as it just seemed to fit. x]
No hard feelings, guys.

But enough about me, and more about that sexy hunka funk hubby of mine~<3
I could say it until I'm blue in the face, but this guy's one of the few people out there who's actually interesting and fun to talk to and has a life. This combination is normally hard to come by, so don't let this opportunity pass you up. As long as your not gratingly annoying, send him a comment! He doesn't bite. Usually.

Aside from being fucking awesome, Sasu-lo is my fucking soul mate and I plan to fucking marry this bitch someday. If it wasn't apparent, I was attempting to sound cool by using swear words frequently. Did I pass? 8D
Seriously though, this bitch is where it's at.
Sasu-mama has raised our two children together, Jam and Buffalo, affectionately, into two fine rambunctious little scallywags. Buffa is the favorite, of course. He's a Buffalo and we love him very, very much. It's okay Buffa, we love you. It's okay, hush now. :)
JamJam is the favorite, of course. He was adopted from Canada, but we still live him very, very much. It's okay Jayum, we love you. It's okay, hush now. :)

I won't make any threats about how I'll grind your balls/tits through a meat grinder if I find out you pissed off my lover or anything like that. He's a big boy and chances are, he can handle himself. The "block" button shouldn't be too hard for him to find. So play nice and make friends now children. ♥

In closing, I'd just like to say that I love you Lo.
I'm sorry again that this took me so long to get around to, and I know I'm not as clever, amusing or as witty as most others, but I hope you enjoy this none the less.
You're fucking brilliant, strong as hell, and if it makes you feel any better, you pwn my socks. :)
Love you forever,
Naru-dobe;

Boofaboof♪
Me mind on fire!!-- Me soul on fire!!-- Feelin'
Hot! Hot! Hot! ☼
Party people!!-- All around me!!-- Feelin'
Hot! Hot! Hot! ☼
-Buffa(:

Oh hot dayum it's Jayum.
Do you realize how long it took me to go through all of my chatlogs to find her password? 2 hours. Yep, two frickin' hours. It's all good, though. I found it and here I am for the second time. The first time I hacked this bizatch it got deleted thanks to that RRB down there. -shakes fist at him- Damn you Boy Blossom. I said some pretty awesome things last time too. Too bad I can't remember most of it. All I remember is telling ya'll that Buffa eats shrubs.
Which he does. Seriously.

Now about Sasuke/Teme/Lobear, she's my mother. She adopted me from my whore of a mother years ago, back when I was eating dirt off the floor and shoving everything into my mouth. She raised me and taught me the way of the Lobear! Which is why I'm such an amazing person now. If not for her, I would've never met and married my brother, Naru/Buffa. Tanks Mom. =D

Oh, there I go again, talking about myself instead of telling you about Lo. She's bitchin. Better then 99 percent of you fucktards on myspace. No, that's not just my opinion, either. You'll never run into anyone as awesome as Lobear. I can promise you that. -thumbs up- Though she is pretty damn awesome, she'll never compare to me. I hope you all understand that. Just like Kakashi from the Naruto manga said, "the next generation always surpasses the first." Isn't that right, Mother?

Well. I.. Am .. Outta'ere. It's about time I got this hack done, huh? -Jamjam

Ha! This is Grimmjow hacking, my homie G-string Sasuke. Well, this guy is a pretty funny person, and has a very interesting, non-emo/gay acting Sasuke. Which just makes every other Sasuke I met just plain boring. Makes me want to grab a pen and stab his bitch ass Sharingan out and say..."TRY AND SEE EVERYTHING NOW SLUT!!!!" But Lo-uke is 100% awesome....like a raging possum. Yep, me and this one have lots in common, from violence to some other disturbing things we magically get into. But over all I give this uke a 10 out of 10 on being a great person, and that is the truth with a badger on top. ♥ AND! Mess with this person I would personally find you, get a knife, skin your family and stitch their flesh to yours. Then I will carve your eye out and make you eat it as I stab you countless times. Ha! Just kidding, I'll just do the old fashion kicking your ass.
-Fin.

The Picture says it all, Sissy's!
Yo, yo. It's the leader of the Rowdyruffs up in this bitch, hackin' Sasuke here. Now, I won't say anything to embarrass this sissy, since I'm suppose to be making him sound cool and what not. I still don't see why stupid, lame-o, girls would like this guy. Everyone knows that girls are infested with cooties! NASTY!

I don't know if I should get to the threats. He's infested with cooties, I think that's enough as it is. BUT; Just in case you wimpy, losers try anything on this guy, I'll punch you in the face and drop kick you! Believe me; I don't think you'd like that from the rowdiest of ruffs out there. I'll be sure that you go to sleep with the nightlights on, 'cause I'll come after you, and atomic wedgie you. Or or! Give you a wet willy! and and..!! -Laughs.- put bugs in your pants! -Snarls up a loogie. Spits in your face.- 'nough said. Brick IZ OWT!