Averitt
B Averitt
How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ALL OF IT!

Male
25 years old
California
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2009
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    Averitt's Interests
GeneralIf it's fun, makes me smile, or has to do with cars, I'm interested.
Your Outrageous Name is:
Oliver Clothesoff
Need help with those?


My Future New Toy...

My Mind is NC-17 Rated
My mind is so filthy... I should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If my thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to me! I can't help it, I'm a former Marine...
MusicMostly all types except for Opera. Among a few favs are Linkin Park, Saliva, Eagles, George Straight, Nelly, Tupac, Metallica, Beethoven, Outkast, The Refreshments, Three Doors Down, System of a Down, etc etc. I like it all.


TelevisionCSI, How Its Made, Mythbusters, Smallville, SVU, Jackass, and The Family Guy!

Sneaky Pete

People Iced:Twenty One
Car Bombs Planted:Three
Favorite WeaponShank
Arms Broken:Twenty Six
Eyes Gouged:Five
Tongues Cut Off:One
Biggest Enemy:Rudy Rude Ruby

That's right, I got a shank just for you!



Books

HeroesI don't have a hero...I just know what type of person, man, and father I want to be in the future.
Wanna know about me?
Name:Averitt
Birthday:May 14
Birthplace:North Kakalaki
Current Location:California
Eye Color:Hazel/Green (just for you baby)<
Hair Color:Brown
Height:5'7"
weight:Chub-a-lub
Right Handed or Left Handed:I'm a righty...
Your Heritage:Indian/Mexican/etc..I'm a mutt!
The Shoes You Wore Today:flops
Your Weakness:I'm too nice.
Your Fears:Hurting the ones I love most.
Your Perfect Pizza:4 cheese bbq pizza with pepperoni...mmm...*drools*
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Join the Riverside P.D.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:That works.
Thoughts First Waking Up:My back hurts
Your Best Physical Feature:Um...my face I guess? It's not that bad...girls usually like it.
Your Bedtime:Whenever I'm tired, we go to bed.
Your Most Missed Memory:Being around all of my friends in the Corps.
Pepsi or Coke:Pepsi...or Cherry Coke
McDonalds or Burger King:BK's breakfast, McD's everything else.
Single or Group Dates:Both. It really depends on the company.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton Ice tea with a lot of sugar.
Chocolate or Vanilla:ice cream? vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee:coffee.
Do you Smoke:nope
Do you Swear:Hehe...Heh...ha...shit.
Do you Sing:every day.
Do you Shower Daily:Mostly, but I'll be honest...not every day.
Have you Been in Love:A few times. But not like I am now.
Do you want to go to College:I HATE COLLEGE!
Do you want to get Married:Again??? Eventually.
Do you believe in yourself:Yes, depending on what it is.
Do you get Motion Sickness:Nope. The motion of the ocean gets'em every time!
Do you think you are Attractive:Yeah. I guess so.
Are you a Health Freak:Heh...not at all.
Do you get along with your Parents:Yeah. Me and my dad used to not that much, but now we do.
Do you like Thunderstorms:I love them. It's the best weather sometimes. I miss them.
Do you play an Instrument:Sure I do. If your asking if I play notes to make it sound good...then no.
5 places you've had sex:Hot Tub, Passenger seat of my car, Disneyland, On a boat, and the Shower!
Favorite part about sex:Teasing her and feeling her squirm from pleasure! That rocks!
In the past month have you masturbated?:ALL the time.
In the past month have you harrassed somebody?:heh...most likely!
In the past month have you had sex?:Heh...Oh yeah. I can't get enough.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yeah, I enjoy the mall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No, can't say that I have.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:@$%!....no, it doesn't like me. =)
In the past month have you broken anything?Yeah, I always break something.
In the past month have you been Dumped:DO you know something I don't?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Unfortunatley...no. But baby, we're going when we get the chance.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Maybe!!...Maybe Not!!!
Ever been Drunk:Yeah
Ever been called a Tease:Yeah, a lot. I loved it and still do.
Ever been Beaten up:Yeah, by my older brother. I got him back though.
Ever Shoplifted:Plenty of times.
How do you want to Die:Naked...with a smile.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A good father.
What country would you most like to Visit:Japan
Number of Drugs I have taken:1
Number of CDs I own:12ish?
Number of Piercings:none...yet!
Number of Tattoos:none...yet!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret:At least 1.
Preference in a Girl..
Favorite Eye Color:Could care less.
Favorite Hair Color:something dark!
Short or Long Hair:I love longer hair.
Height:um...shorter than me.
Weight:If she's hot, I don't care.
Best Clothing Style:A style that shows she's happy with her body.
Favorite part of a girls bodyLegs...and lately...her butt...and boobs!
You notice first:Body Shape and skin color. I love a golden tan!
Groups: The CrewStony Brook UniversityNinja 250 RidazMWSS 372 Myspacers

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     Averitt's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Randleman, NC
Body type:5' 7" / Average
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Weapons Simulations Systems Tech
Income:$45,000 to $60,000

   Averitt's Schools
Randleman High
Randleman,North Carolina
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2002



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   Averitt's Blurbs
About me:
"If you can't Spend it, Race it, or Take it to Bed, It's Not Worth Having!!"

..What's up everyone? The easiest way to find out about me is to ask. I have nothing to hide and love to talk. But if you don't feel like asking me whatever questions you might have, here is a little about me. I'm 24 years old and a former Marine. Now I'm just living in sunny southern California living life. Don't Steal! The government hates competition! I'm originally from NC, been in CA for 5 years, Iraq for 7 months and now I live in Riverside. I'm hung like Einstein and smart like a horse! I'm not a huge partier and I rarely drink at all because I have no desire for it. Super Rowdy drunks tend to bother me and completely takes the fun out of a party for me, so I try and stay around those that just like to have fun and don't need to drink to do it. If you're life is full of drama, then live it, but don't bring it onto my doorstep because I've had more than my share of it in the last few years. I am always here to listen and pass on my advice, but don't come running to me for help all the time. I don't like liars, cheaters, people who can't keep their hands off of women (in a bad way), posers, and assholes. Damn you pathetic male people who make it look bad on the rest of us...

"The Broccoli Must DIE!!"


..I ♥ vehicles!!! I love to work on cars and also work on motorcycles. I currently drive an 09 Fit and ride an 08 Ninja. Road Head relieves Road Rage. I used to drive fast and dangerous and I have the tickets, pictures, and video's to prove it! But I have slowed down because it's smarter and safer and much cheaper. Car shows are like a second home to me (other than Taco Bell) because it's there that I'm surrounded with people that love their toys as much as I do. I'd love to meet anyone who owns a bike and loves to ride just for fun without being stupid.

 

Averitt, Your Seduction Style Is: Au Natural

Averitt, you rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. (psh...I know it)
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.


You're addicted to Racing if...


.. 1. If you remove your passenger seating for weight purposes.
2. If you diet before racing season.
3. If you remove your side-view mirrors for aerodynamic purposes.
4. If you remove your power steering and AC to gain the horsepower, and get heat exhaustion from summer weather.
5. If you remove your headlight to allow air flow to the motor.
6. If you dump your boyfriend or girlfriend because they are cutting into the time you could have with your car.
7. If you choose to spend your money on parts for your car over eating. (Great Diet Plan!)
8. If you have ever removed your front bumper rebar for weight reducing purposes.
9. If you race any vehicle next to you at a stoplight, even if its a mini van.
10. If your daily driver has a swapped motor.
11. If you have a truck and trailer to pull your race car to the tracks.
12. If you name your pets after cars or parts.
13. If you watch Mischief 3000 religiously.
14. If when sitting in traffic and a car pulls up next to you the first thing that comes to mind is, "My cars faster then that one."
15. If you rip apart your entire front end to make it a detachable one peice conversion.

These are some of the signs of racing addiction, its not a bad thing... let the addiction spread!..

An easy way to get ahold of me - AIM - Averitteg
Or Averitteg@aol.com

Who I'd like to meet:
I'm not looking for love, I have that, and it is absolutely perfect right now. I couldn't ask for better. I'd love to meet car and bike fanatics from all over. Remember my name, you'll be moaning it later. I'd also like to meet people who are real to themselves and real to those around them. Live it like it is and tell it like it is.

My girl's got a big mouth
"With which she blabbers a lot
She laughs at most everything
Whether it's funny or not..."





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   Averitt's Friend Space (Top 14)
Averitt has 98 friends.
 who's a rock star?! I aM! 


 ♥Melissa Jones♥ 


 Regina and Dustin 


 katie 


 they call me liz 


 diane 


 I need moe. kes!!! 


 Double D 


 DJ MAYHAM 


 .tabbie.-&hearts; 


 ♥ LiViN' My LiFe! 


 Izzie 


 T-Buck 


 ~*OYAM*~ 





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Mommy-to-be





Jun 25 2009 10:27 PM

Hey!
Krystal





Jun 19 2009 4:37 AM

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Are you going to kiss me back or what?

Krystal





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Jun 1 2009 10:20 PM

JP





May 29 2009 5:21 AM

Oh yes you can...lol its just im FINALLY finding out whats important in life...and cars and houses arent really it
who's a rock star?! I aM!





May 28 2009 6:20 PM

who's bringing sexy back?
JP





May 24 2009 1:32 AM

New toys get old after awhile toys are pointless
JP





May 23 2009 4:39 AM

Pretty crazy, i bought a tattoo machine...so ive been distracted givin myself tattoos!!! lol You?
heather shea=))))13 more dayss!





May 20 2009 1:33 AM

yeahh basically nothing her bachloret party lol =)
heather shea=))))13 more dayss!





May 18 2009 4:04 PM

ohh that sounds fun lol something i cant do=)
heather shea=))))13 more dayss!





May 17 2009 5:09 AM

welcome hope all is well your way =)
Mommy-to-be





May 15 2009 8:57 PM

Okay I'm running a day behind. Might help if I'd look at a calendar once in awhile. Hope your birthday was a great one!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

Nina
heather shea=))))13 more dayss!





May 14 2009 4:50 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Double D





Apr 23 2009 1:43 AM

Yeah you remember what happened last time you were tryin to hook up with some hot chick in a dream...Jen woke up mad...lol
who's a rock star?! I aM!





Mar 30 2009 7:08 PM

you don't update much, do you... =P
Lt. DAN





Mar 26 2009 3:23 AM

sick! for sure man! u have to go croch rocket man! lol
Heather





Mar 26 2009 2:19 AM

Thank you! How have you been? How's the house? How's married life? And California? Sooo many questions... ;-)
Lt. DAN





Mar 12 2009 3:01 AM

damn that sucks! AND a cruiser?????? why??? dnt do that! pleaase!lol
Lt. DAN





Mar 10 2009 3:05 AM

we aRE MOST LIKELY GOING AGAIN THIS SUNDAY IF U WANT TO COME. ITS GOING TO be like five or six of us.
so yeah let me know!
Krystal





Feb 21 2009 10:32 PM

Hey there! What's up! We are all good on this end just busy busy busy!!! Hope all is well with you TTYL!!! :)
who's a rock star?! I aM!





Feb 17 2009 5:11 PM

you changed your picture.
very handsome =)
Mommy-to-be





Feb 10 2009 3:38 AM

Hey, how are you doing? All is going well here. I'm off work for about a week using some much needed PTO for a break. I hope all is well in Cali.

Nina
Mommy-to-be





Jan 22 2009 12:38 AM

All is forgiven. I would have forgotten it to if I wasn't reminded. Hope all is well.
Take care!
.tabbie.-♥





Jan 20 2009 4:14 AM

HEY! I've been good..just taking care of the little one..she's climbing now, so she takes all my energy! How have you been? It's been alonggg time..
they call me liz





Jan 10 2009 5:52 AM

so im ready to see some new pics, hope you are doing well.
HUG
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