If it's fun, makes me smile, or has to do with cars, I'm interested.
Your Outrageous Name is:
Oliver Clothesoff
Need help with those?
My Future New Toy...
My Mind is NC-17 Rated
My mind is so filthy... I should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If my thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to me! I can't help it, I'm a former Marine...
Music
Mostly all types except for Opera. Among a few favs are Linkin Park, Saliva, Eagles, George Straight, Nelly, Tupac, Metallica, Beethoven, Outkast, The Refreshments, Three Doors Down, System of a Down, etc etc. I like it all.
Action, Adventure, even Chick Flicks. I watch them all...Among my favorites are...The Rock, Phenomenon, Patch Adams, Initial D, Matchstick Men, The New Guy, Dude Where's My Car, The Butterfly Effect, Matrix Trilogy, Van Wilder, American Pie Series, Team America, Van Hellsing, Behind Enemy Lines, Full Metal Jacket, and alot more.
Television
CSI, How Its Made, Mythbusters, Smallville, SVU, Jackass, and The Family Guy!
Sneaky Pete
People Iced:
Twenty One
Car Bombs Planted:
Three
Favorite Weapon
Shank
Arms Broken:
Twenty Six
Eyes Gouged:
Five
Tongues Cut Off:
One
Biggest Enemy:
Rudy Rude Ruby
That's right, I got a shank just for you!
Books
Heroes
I don't have a hero...I just know what type of person, man, and father I want to be in the future.
Wanna know about me?
Name:
Averitt
Birthday:
May 14
Birthplace:
North Kakalaki
Current Location:
California
Eye Color:
Hazel/Green (just for you baby)<
Hair Color:
Brown
Height:
5'7"
weight:
Chub-a-lub
Right Handed or Left Handed:
I'm a righty...
Your Heritage:
Indian/Mexican/etc..I'm a mutt!
The Shoes You Wore Today:
flops
Your Weakness:
I'm too nice.
Your Fears:
Hurting the ones I love most.
Your Perfect Pizza:
4 cheese bbq pizza with pepperoni...mmm...*drools*
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Join the Riverside P.D.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
That works.
Thoughts First Waking Up:
My back hurts
Your Best Physical Feature:
Um...my face I guess? It's not that bad...girls usually like it.
Your Bedtime:
Whenever I'm tired, we go to bed.
Your Most Missed Memory:
Being around all of my friends in the Corps.
Pepsi or Coke:
Pepsi...or Cherry Coke
McDonalds or Burger King:
BK's breakfast, McD's everything else.
Single or Group Dates:
Both. It really depends on the company.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Lipton Ice tea with a lot of sugar.
Chocolate or Vanilla:
ice cream? vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee:
coffee.
Do you Smoke:
nope
Do you Swear:
Hehe...Heh...ha...shit.
Do you Sing:
every day.
Do you Shower Daily:
Mostly, but I'll be honest...not every day.
Have you Been in Love:
A few times. But not like I am now.
Do you want to go to College:
I HATE COLLEGE!
Do you want to get Married:
Again??? Eventually.
Do you believe in yourself:
Yes, depending on what it is.
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Nope. The motion of the ocean gets'em every time!
Do you think you are Attractive:
Yeah. I guess so.
Are you a Health Freak:
Heh...not at all.
Do you get along with your Parents:
Yeah. Me and my dad used to not that much, but now we do.
Do you like Thunderstorms:
I love them. It's the best weather sometimes. I miss them.
Do you play an Instrument:
Sure I do. If your asking if I play notes to make it sound good...then no.
5 places you've had sex:
Hot Tub, Passenger seat of my car, Disneyland, On a boat, and the Shower!
Favorite part about sex:
Teasing her and feeling her squirm from pleasure! That rocks!
In the past month have you masturbated?:
ALL the time.
In the past month have you harrassed somebody?:
heh...most likely!
In the past month have you had sex?:
Heh...Oh yeah. I can't get enough.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Yeah, I enjoy the mall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
No, can't say that I have.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
@$%!....no, it doesn't like me. =)
In the past month have you broken anything?
Yeah, I always break something.
In the past month have you been Dumped:
DO you know something I don't?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Unfortunatley...no. But baby, we're going when we get the chance.
Myspace Contact Tables "If you can't Spend it, Race it, or Take it to Bed, It's Not Worth Having!!"
..What's up everyone? The easiest way to find out about me is to ask. I have nothing to hide and love to talk. But if you don't feel like asking me whatever questions you might have, here is a little about me. I'm 23 years old and I've recently finished serving 4 years in the Marine Corps. Now I'm just living in sunny southern California living life. Don't Steal! The government hates competition! I'm originally from NC, been in CA for 4 years, Iraq for 7 months and now I live in Riverside. I'm hung like Einstein and smart like a horse! I'm not a huge partier and I rarely drink at all because I have no desire for it. Super Rowdy drunks tend to bother me and completely takes the fun out of a party for me, so I try and stay around those that just like to have fun and don't need to drink to do it. If you're life is full of drama, then live it, but don't bring it onto my doorstep because I've had more than my share of it in the last few years. I am always here to listen and pass on my advice, but don't come running to me for help all the time. I don't like liars, cheaters, people who can't keep their hands off of women (in a bad way), posers, and assholes. Damn you pathetic male people who make it look bad on the rest of us...
"The Broccoli Must DIE!!"
..I ♥ my vehicles!!! Cars are my life next to my beautiful wife...I love her with all that I have to offer, but if she made me choose between her and my car, I'm really gonna miss her. I drive a 97 Honda Accord and a 2008 Kawasaki Ninja. Road Head relieves Road Rage. I used to drive fast and dangerous and I have the tickets, pictures, and video's to prove it! But I have slowed down because it's smarter and safer and much cheaper. Car shows are like a second home to me (other than Taco Bell) because it's there that I'm surrounded with people that love their toys as much as I do. I'd love to meet anyone who owns a bike and loves to ride just for fun without being stupid. ..
Averitt, Your Seduction Style Is: Au Natural
Averitt, you rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. (psh...I know it)
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.
You're addicted to Racing if...
..
1. If you remove your passenger seating for weight purposes. (I have no back seats in my civic!)
2. If you diet before racing season.
3. If you remove your side-view mirrors for aerodynamic purposes.
4. If you remove your power steering and AC to gain the horsepower, and get heat exhaustion from summer weather. (I'm guilty)
5. If you remove your headlight to allow air flow to the motor.
6. If you dump your boyfriend or girlfriend because they are cutting into the time you could have with your car.
7. If you choose to spend your money on parts for your car over eating. (Great Diet Plan!)
8. If you have ever removed your front bumper rebar for weight reducing purposes.
9. If you race any vehicle next to you at a stoplight, even if its a mini van. (Truck wanted to race...I won)
10. If your daily driver has a swapped motor. (see picture to left)
11. If you have a truck and trailer to pull your race car to the tracks.
12. If you name your pets after cars or parts. (My friend named his dog 'Turbo')
13. If you watch Mischief 3000 religiously.
14. If when sitting in traffic and a car pulls up next to you the first thing that comes to mind is, "My cars faster then that one."
15. If you rip apart your entire front end to make it a detachable one peice conversion.
These are some of the signs of racing addiction, its not a bad thing... let the addiction spread!..
An easy way to get ahold of me - AIM - Averitteg Or Averitteg@aol.com
Who I'd like to meet: I'm not looking for love, I have that, and it is absolutely perfect right now. I couldn't ask for better. I'd love to meet car and bike fanatics from all over. Remember my name, you'll be moaning it later. I'd also like to meet people who are real to themselves and real to those around them. Live it like it is and tell it like it is.
My girl's got a big mouth
"With which she blabbers a lot
She laughs at most everything
Whether it's funny or not..."
