Ah! Haha... it's not even my birthday and I grinned at the loliecat jumping out of a cake to say "You're Adopted!" all over again. I think the humor is mainly placed in the fact that being told you're adopted is supposed to be a mean thing, but for me it would be a wonderful birthday gift, honest to [diety]. I think, because you know my family this message is an precious private joke between us. Love you, girl.
Oh my god, that bastard! Thank you for catching him in the act. I had a feeling when he had lipstick all over his collar. He swore to me that he was just eating it, but that wasn't his usual flavor.
Strobe lights and broken speakers. Fireworks and hurricanes.
Cooking, writing, music, art and such...
The ocean, water in general...
Tea.
Spankings.
Drinking, fucking, murder, cannibalism, necrophilia, kittens.
Fluffy bunnies.
Pain, Cannibalism, Necrophilia, gore, violence, looking at kitten pics on the internet.
Music
Everything.
Movies
Too many to list right now.
Television
Lost, Fringe, Gossip Girl, Heroes (only because I am a masochist), Battlestar Galactica and Buffy The Vampire Slayer (I will miss both of you...)
Books
Comics.
But I guess if you want "real" books:
She's Come Undone, The Diaries of Anais Nin, Tipping the Velvet, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Satyricon of Petronius Arbiter, Les Miserables... I love books.
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*turns Justine over knee, lifts skirt*
*SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!**SPANK!*
;)
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BOOTY
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Cho-cho!
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