Mr Awesome

About me:

YOUTUBE: youtube.com/richardland - SUBSCRIBE to the channel
TWITTER: twitter.com/awesomestguyevr - follow me. (trust me. im fun).
FACEBOOK: Richard's Official Page - join the other insiders within my circle
http://richardland.com - enjoy daily original humor & entertainment
(can't link this one anymore cuz Myspace decided to block my site for no reason. jerks. "its rated G & vi/spam free w/ my guarantee" -Mr A).
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.. MR AWESOME'S CODE OF AWESOME:
what does it MEAN to be "awesome"? are YOU awesome? could you BE awesome if you tried? or do you currently claim the mantle of awesome but are just a poser and pretender? this guide will help you find out...


COMING SOON!


"Sometimes people ask if it hurts to be this totally kick ass. I say no. But sometimes it hurts others" -- MR AWESOME ----------- I'm an actor and model living in southern California near Los Angeles, the armpit of the country (but the surrounding areas are nice). No, I don't wait tables for a day job... I'm the CEO of a small business I own that manages and maintains a network of [several hundred] websites. I develop, sell, do marketing and advertising. I'm also a writer and producer (see some of the cheesy comedy videos ill post on here from time to time) and have several web projects coming up. I travel a lot for business and pleasure and try to get to my beach apartment in Hawaii (Oahu) at least once a year. ..
IMPORTANT:

1) I don't take myspace too seriously, and neither should you. don't flip out over small things. Pretend like you have a life and MOVE ON. if you think I'm a douche, then ignore me. you will only make an ass of yourself if you try and get in a battle of wits with me over something that doesn't matter. just chill out. this site is for fun, not so you can vent your hate on the world.

2) I'm not a self absorbed A-hole. My goal is to try and not upload any pictures on here where I am wearing a shirt. why? cuz I think that's funny. It's a combo of being satirical, ironic and just not actually wearing shirts a lot. Normally, shirtless pics mean a guy is a jerk and a narcissist. I get that. but I'm neither of those. Look at me... I'm not a body builder, and I'm not afraid to post unflattering and dorky pictures and video. I'm not here to show off to the world how hott I think I am - that's pathetic and gross. The guys who do that are either GAY (because men are visually stimulated, so it makes sense to show off for other males) or just so pathetically insecure that they over compensate for it by acting like they are really just totally in love with themselves and that you should be too. I'm just on here having fun. not any of the above douchie personality types. cool?

3) Only leave flattering comments if you mean them. If you say something complimentary and it is genuine, then I will always accept it genuinely. BUT, if you're leaving "letz fuk lol" type comments just cuz you think that that is what I want my profile filled with and will likewise leave the same on your pics so you can appear wanted and popular, then don't bother. This myspace profile wasn't made to boost my ego, so just be NORMAL. If you want to say something nice, then that's awesome and thank you, but you aren't expected or obligated to shower any praise that you don't really mean (so don't expect that from me or others either).

4) I am not a "friend collector" who mindlessly adds & accepts ppl. NO, I will not "whore you" and YES you should go cut yourself if you think that sounds like a fun hobby to waste your precious youth with. Pumping your numbers like a pair of breasts in Beverly Hills is the height of superficiality and obnoxiousness UNLESS, its for a profile that is selling or marketing something. I hate all those adds from crappy garage band musicians and wannabe rappers too, but at least they're trying to spread their product (which is their talent, or lack thereof) to a wider audience and not just competing with Tiffany & Chris so u kin totally sho every1 how more popularz u are than them OMG!!1 .... If you just want a large number next to the word "friends" on your profile then stop annoying all of us and find a frigging myspace profile editor that lets you change your displayed friend count to whatever number you want/wish it were. and then go cut yourself.

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Everyone else: Hi! I try to return comments and messages but only in proportion to having a life, so if I miss one from you, just send another one. I'm tactfully bold, so you never have to worry about me ignoring you or sending some passive signs that I don't like you. If I want you out, I'll axe you from the list, so chill. just cut me a little slack on the responses and things and we'll all have a gayer time than a shoe sale on 42nd street in spring. cool?
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