I have XM radio and listen to their "college rock" station. It plays things like Modest Mouse, and Beck, and stuff people haven't heard of. But you probably have heard of them because you're such a music snob. Fuck you.
Movies
Back to the Future is the greatest movie of all time. Top Gun runs a close second. I'd have to give Karate Kid the third spot. I also like really pretentious, independent movies that I can talk about in front of people to make me seem smarter than I am. Unlike you, who actually watch them for the content.
Television
Television sucks nowadays. Where are the Three's Company's? Where are the Cosby Shows? I really really hate TV, and not like you. I don't hate it because I'm anti pop-culture or whatever lame thing you are. I just don't enjoy the programming anymore. I'm not trying to make a statement by not liking TV. Get over yourself.
Books
I don't really read a lot, so I can't really list favorites here. Instead, I'll give you a list of books I have read, this is going to be constantly updating:
Half of "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"
Heroes
Not you. That's for sure. Probably the person you hate the most. I'm gonna go with...George W. Bush. Just to piss you off.
Loveland High School
Loveland,Colorado
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Postdoctoral
Clubs: Does band count? Then band. If that counts. It does right? Fuck you.
About me: I just redid my website. Now it's puuuurfect. waderandolph.com
I grew up loving cereal. I probably still do, only now, there's nobody around to buy it for me. I also don't like buying milk because, like relationships, it always seems to go bad.
There was a lake where I grew up, but I've always hated water. I dreaded summers because I would have to take swimming lessons and the high school girls who taught us would yell at me when I didn't want to put my face under. They didn't seem to understand that you can't breath in water.
My mother is from Texas and she loves horses. I was born allergic to them. Every couple of years we would go visit a horse to see if I had grown out of it. I never did. This is sort of a definitive way of describing myself - in the end, I'll usually disappoint you.
Who I'd like to meet: Join The Jam! Yes, it is in no way a cult.
this project is going to be awesome. i want it to start with me standing behind you so no one can see me and then popping out and doing snakes (this is when you move your head and body side to side in a serpentine motion) so that we're like mirror images of each other. maybe this makes no sense now but i will draw you a diagram.
myspace made me approve your comment for some reason, then deleted it after i approved it for some other reason. this is a shame.
I helped on the best friend's girl dance. I felt it was a true collaboration but didn't want to get too crazy with it. My dance routines involve a lot of spinning and arm swinging and roger rabbits, which, as you can imagine, are fantastic and would have taken the focus off of your show.
Brilliant! Awesome job on Trippin or Stylin. You cut that up right! I'm not just saying it because I'm in it either...but thanks for casting me. I had the best time.
I love that in the "don't" picture you can see the mom throwing cans of soup on top of her baby. Burying the baby at the bottom of a cart was not enough to make the point.
