The Re-Nuclearization of Hyperionic Multi-verse Wargasms Prophecy of 2012
In the year 2012 a discombobulated order of Quarkrionick events amassing to absurdly ludicrous proportions shall summon a vast horde of mysterious monsters that shall reek havoc upon the world with an onslaught of "Swedishian Phantomsmashing Fireball" eruptions of diabolically apocalyptic wraith...meanwhile, as our crumbling mass of "substandard sprite" narcoleptics known as "myspace" shall one day regain its throne as the ultimate battleground for "The Battlefield of Unending Grimness and Subscapularizationisms" as space rears its futuristic head through the ceiling and all atomic particles are smashed like a Gravitonic Dream come true in a radically constructed Metallic Sub-Ovalstructure..."A-1" shall be served as "B-movie actor Trivia Sauce" and many of the recruits for "Mckinleys McKeyDees" shall be turned black, green, and yellow for all the envious Trizar Slorgz with alternate Sputnikification procedures...many theories shall be vortextualized as the sun lets its black hole within burst its way to becoming another "Saturn like" object within an objective Snorlycone Statue Beast...within the 25th hour, a negatively charged electronic "Neurostimulation" within the brain shall be deemed unbeknownest to the Platypusses Eye and his ecclectic Dolphinian brain will drive a forklift through the papyrus of the divine, and the gargantuan reign of javelins shall reign down onto the mass assimilation...the wraith of the rice cooker has begun...take heed of these words that I hath spoketh onto thee, for they concern the future of all humanity!!!
hey dude I haven't heard from you in a long ass time, how are things going with all you're projects? I have been working on some new material myself, planning on putting something out soon lol probably CDR but if you get a chance come check out my new tunes, I always appreciated your opinion because I think you are still better than me at this type of music, but what I have been doing lately isn't really dark at all lol, so you might be disappointed lol.
"Ever watch a 60’s movie set in the future? The kind where the sets are stark white with oddly shaped chairs in bright colors that don’t look the least bit comfortable, where the cars fly but are roughly the size of pontoons, where people get their meals by speaking into little boxes and out pops a plate with a small, unnaturally colored cube on it? Yes, it all looks futuristic and ultra-modern but it still, without a doubt, is stamped with the impression of an era long past – and it’s still really cool.
BLÆRG’s latest release, a 3" CD by the name of “Auspices and Vagaries” is the perfect score to a meal of Soylent Orange or for a drink at the milk bar. It stirs together bits of futuristic rhythms, strains of jazzy flavor and a splash of retro flair into a wonderful little breakcore appetizer that leaves the palate whetted and the appetite craving more.
This 3" CD-R is hand printed and assembled, and comes with an “Auspices and Vagaries” vinyl sticker. This album is strictly limited to 50 copies. Album can also be downloaded for free in 128kbps MP3 format. This could be the last BLÆRG album for a long time. "
